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Nightmare Circus (1973)
where's the naked?
let's see. there is a barn, people do die, and no, the dead don't walk around naked. infact, there's no nudity in the film. at least there wasn't in the video copy that i had. i just remember andrew prine keeping girls in a barn, and some creature going around killing.
Heist (2001)
a better heist movie than the over-rated ocean's 11.
i don't understand all of the negative reviews for this movie. it has great twists, turns, double crosses, great ending and is far more intelligent than the STUPID OVER-RATED OCEAN'S 11 which had julia roberts in it only for set decoration.
Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
rude, crude and nude.
not another teen movie is hilarious. it's also rude, crude, with a foreign exchange student that walks around nude.
For those who've watched mostly every teen movie from the last 20 years, you will get the jokes. for those who haven't, you'll still be laughing your a..'es off.
Most, but not all of the jokes are in your face. For instance, there are those who are probably wondering why this older lady is playing a high school student? What the movie is doing is making fun of the aspect that a lot of people in their late 20 to early 30's are being cast as teenagers. Craig Sheffer and Eric stoltz were in their late to mid 20's when they did "Some Kind Of Woderful." Stockard Channing was 34 when she played in "Grease."
Dónde quedó la bolita (1993)
corny fun with garabaldi
i saw this movie about 7 years ago and remember it being sort of corny but fun. it's also the only movie that the mexican singing/dance group garabaldi has done. and, don't fret that the movies's in spanish because the garabaldi girls are beautiful in any language.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
worst movie of the year (possible spoilers)
don't believe all the hype, i found nothing scary about this movie. heck barney is even scarier. i mean, what is so scary about a bunch of dried up twigs that the 3 people find through out the movie? and, where is the logic behind filming the objects that scare the people? the actor will be crying and screaming but still be filming the thing that scares 'em. i think if something was frightening you, you would run, not stand around and film it.
the characters in the movie are really obnoxious. all they do is whine, cuss, cry and scream at nothing. i kind of wished this was a horror movie, so these actor could be killed off in the worst ways