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Body Armor (1997)
It sucks but it's so damn funny!
5 June 1999
The only reason why I like this movie is because it's so stupid it makes me laugh. I actually got sad when I wasn't watching this crap and I ordered it from Amazon.com after my video store lost it. Every character in this movie is pathetic except for Clint Howard. He was such a wuss that he actually ruled. And Matt McColm thought he was so bad, but he came out like a male chauvinist or something. The chicks were okay, I guess, and so was RP.

I could actually give this movie a 10 out of 10 just because it makes me laugh at how idiotic it is. Don't ever rent this movie or you'll become hooked like me!
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I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!
11 February 1999
I love this movie! It is SO funny! My sister and I can watch this movie over and over again because it's just more fun each time. The songs, Muppets, sets, and live acting make this movie a very fun experience for kids, as well as adults. Tim Curry is a riot as Long John Silver, and Kevin Bishop is an adorable actor with a beautiful singing voice. Give this movie a chance and you will love it (it comes on Disney at least twice a month!).
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10/10
Most beautiful movie I've ever seen.
10 February 1999
The summary says it all. This movie is not only visually stunning, it also has a very beautiful storyline. I am so sick of the people who say this movie is too dark to be enjoyable. The darkness is probably its best attribute, not to mention the wonderful performances, especially Judith Vittet's. I cannot wait to see more of her in upcoming films, as I believe she is going to be a very promising child actress. The performances were very real and I actually could relate to these people! The storyline was reminiscent of a fairy tale (think Alice in Hell) and it's fantasy feel was just unreal. Also, I don't think that the spectacular visual effects clouded the storyline, another comment lots of critics seem to make. Jean-Pierre Jeunet and Marc Caro did a great job with this movie, and I think a non-sucky follow-up or a sequel would be great. Overall, I give this movie a 10 out of 10.
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10/10
Beautiful
7 January 1999
This movie is very splendid. Not only was there a wonderful cast and great acting, the scenery was very beautiful. I was enthralled in the fact that there were no spoken words identifiable by any common language today. I definitely prefer it over any "half-naked cave woman running around in leopard-skin bikini" caveman movie out there. I would recommend it to fans of all movie genres, because it combines all of the aspects of great movies -- comedy, action, suspense, romance -- into a CAVEMAN movie. And it's pretty interesting to see how they do that.
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Just too sweet
7 January 1999
This is the most awesome movie of all time. Rocky Horror is the ultimate spoof of all of those cheesy sci-fi movies of the fifties or whenever. Probably Tim Curry's best performance ever, with him dancing around in garter belts and platform heels.......ha!

Let's do the TIME WARP again!!!!!!!
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