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Gemini Rue (2011 Video Game)
6/10
Misattribution
29 January 2024
Joe Rodriguez was, for some reason, erroneously credited for the role of The Director even though the character was actually played by Daryl Lathan (who also voiced a couple other roles, namely the Boryokudan boss, which he was correctly credited for).

The voice acting as a whole was not bad but sometimes not that good.

I might have rated the game a 7 if it weren't for the horrible, exasperating UI.

I like Sci-fi, but the interplanetary/distant galaxy somewhere far away in outer space setting of this game seemed mostly superfluous. I read in various places that the game took inspiration from Blade Runner, but the game didn't have any of Blade Runner's aesthetic flare despite its adequately noir tone. I enjoy a game that has (among other things) a great pixel art aesthetic that employs a vivid color palette, but the most noteworthy thing about this game's visual aesthetic was how uninspired, dull and smudgy it was.

What I found most compelling about the game was the story's concepts involving kidnapping, identity and "rehabilitation". It had potential but never quite reached the level of being thrilling.
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Happy End (1999)
6/10
Misogynistic revenge fantasy?
4 January 2005
Warning: Spoilers
I believe this is the fourth or fifth film I've watched starring Min-Sik Choi, who is quite an accomplished actor. The DVD cover proclaims Happy End to be "one of the most controversial Korean films ever made!" It's not difficult to imagine why this film might cause controversy. On the one hand, shortly after the film begins, a semi-explicit sex scene takes place that seems to go on for a gratuitously long time. But nothing is shown during the sex scenes that wasn't shown in the much less controversial, more traditional Korean period piece, Chunhyang. Perhaps it is the nature of the sex taking place, that of illicit extramarital liaisons, that contributed to its controversy. But I believe the bulk of the film's controversy is due to what ultimately emerges as the film's theme.

This film could be viewed as a sadistic wet dream pandering to certain men who are disgruntled by what they feel is an emasculating and increasingly common situation of this modern age: that of the unemployed, stay-at-home husband. Except that when this unemployed husband is home, he spends most of his time watching soap operas, only occasionally lifting a finger to help with the baby. Instead of looking for work, he kills time each day crouched in the used book store, reading romance novels, to the chagrin of the store owner, whose policy regarding such patrons is less welcoming than that of Barnes & Noble. The husband is mopey, and never expresses affection towards or sexual attraction to his wife. Since he barely helps out around the house, when his wife gets home from work she ends up having to do the cleaning and the chores on top of her job, even though he has much more free time and is home much more than she is. As a companion, he is ineffectual and impotent. At one point during the final third of the film, as she's alone at home on her hands and knees scrubbing the floor, she tells herself that she has to "end it". It's unclear at the time whether she's talking about her relationship with her husband, or with her co-worker Il-bum. For the most part, she endures the imbalance in her relationship with her husband without much complaint, perhaps contritely due to a sense of guilt she possesses over the fact that she is engaged in an affair.

It's revealed that Il-Bum is actually baby Yun's father, and that they were a couple before her current husband came into her life and married her. Why would she leave her former lover to be with such a pathetic, and ultimately deranged and lethal man? There is an indication that at one time he was successful and financially more secure. But her past and present boyfriend is more attractive, more passionate, and more considerate. For reasons that aren't fully explained, she reacts negatively to his small, caring gestures. When he buys a toothbrush that she can use when she's over at his place, she lashes out. She does the same when she discovers toys that he's bought for the baby. She seems conflicted by emotions of desire, guilt, and annoyance with both the men in her life and her situation in general. There is also at least one major plot hole in this film that I could not overlook. At one point near the end of the film, she mixes a bit of sleeping medication into her baby's formula, so that she can leave her in the apartment to go confront her lover and break off their relationship. But her husband could come home at any minute, and yet she apparently doesn't stop to consider that. Perhaps the simple, though inadequate answer to the questions raised by her acts is that she just isn't a very sensible woman. But nor is she portrayed as being mentally slow. Distracted, certainly.

Inevitably, her husband comes home to find the baby there alone, and eventually discovers that he's being cheated on. He premeditates a vicious revenge, in which he terrifies her before committing brutal murder, bludgeoning her over and over with her lover's knife which he stole from the former's home, gradually slowing to pause and stare at the body for a couple moments in between stabs. He then uses the weapon to frame her lover for the murder he's committed. The last time we see Il-Bum is in custody, being pressured into giving up his right to remain silent without a lawyer. We're only left to imagine what becomes of him.

There's a misanthropic sense of self-satisfaction in the supposedly "clever" irony of the film's title. Not knowing what the filmmaker's intentions were, I'm led to wonder after watching this film if those who wrote and directed it consider the end which befell Bora and her child's true father to be a "happy" one. The superior tone of one of the previous comments here glibly indicates with a wink and a nod that she deserved to be horribly and brutally slayed by her baby's "touching motherly daddy" because SHE'D gone too far. How alarmingly vile.
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Book of Rules (2003)
9/10
Better than Charlotte Sometimes
31 July 2003
I saw this movie when it screened at the Asian Film Festival of Dallas (a screening which I just now noticed was not listed or mentioned at this movie's official website--why exactly is that, huh??). It was the penultimate film officially scheduled to be shown at the festival and the last one shown that day. It was one of the free films shown in the secondary theater, following a buffet of short films, and I expected that after watching it for about 15 minutes or less, I'd get up and go home. I wasn't enticed by the film's description in the festival brochure--basically the interrelationships of a bunch of 20-somethings, living in a California city, going through changes, at turning points in their lives, blah blah blahhhhh... I expected it to be similar to another film I'd seen at the festival (and earlier, on Sundance) called Charlotte Sometimes, which was a dreary, unimaginative, self-important, pretentious waste of time for the most part, also starring an almost entirely Asian cast of west-coast 20-somethings and revolving around what on the surface seemed to be a similar theme. But, much to my pleasure and surprise, this film gracefully captivated me from the first moments it began, due to its cinematography, and eventually, due to its directing, its script, its cast, and their performances. Just perhaps, I might be more fond of this film than it actually deserves, (I gave it a 9) possibly because I was so pleasantly surprised after expecting another Charlotte Sometimes. But at the very least, this film definitely had a genuineness and creativity that the other didn't.

It's been a couple months since I saw this film at the festival, and after I got home I looked it up here on the IMDB and was surprised that no one had rated or commented on it. Now that I check it again I see that still, no one has done so, and I wonder why. I find that surprising because at the very least, I'd expect some of the many people involved in this film to have supported it here. Odd.
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Take my mother. PLEASE!!!
8 April 2003
Warning: Spoilers
At one point midway through this film, we see a chauvinistic American woman, gushing with the fervor of an evangelist or Tupperware saleslady about how wonderful the lives will be of the "Amerasian" children who are getting shipped away, and then casually coaxing a Vietnamese woman holding her child in her arms to "participate". However, little did Heidi's biological mother know that in her case, Heidi was being delivered out of the frying pan and into the fire, that fire being the hands of an emotionally and physically abusive woman. Among numerous other parenting failures, Heidi's new adoptive mother never discussed her daughter's racial background with her, and warned her not to discuss it with anyone else either. Fortunately, or perhaps unfortunately, this wasn't difficult because Heidi is not what I think most people would consider Asian-looking. She could easily pass for someone essentially Caucasian, with some possible Native American ancestry.

Because she left Vietnam when she was 7 years old, she still had a few memories of her life there, and undoubtedly she'd always carried a curiosity with her about her former family. But like me, she'd probably also heard of and seen happy specials on shows like Dateline, where the climax is the tearful reunion, and the denouement leads viewers to believe that all involved lived happily ever after. From the beginning of the movie, we know that contact has already been made, and so their meeting is a foregone conclusion. But it turns out that these people she was related to yet barely knew were apparently awaiting her arrival with dollar signs in their eyes, thinking "Jackpot! She's our ticket out of this sh*#hole! Who would have guessed that giving her up would have paid off after all, right Meh?" When they realize that this doesn't fly with Heidi, they shift their tone a bit to something more like "Well, if you can't take Meh off our hands, then you could at least support her (meaning us) with a monthly stipend." Her sweet but smothering mother is more understanding towards Heidi's reaction, although naturally disappointed. And not even she seems to fully comprehend that in the country where Heidi comes from, making such tremendous requests of a virtual stranger regardless of heredity would be considered totally inappropriate. I sensed though that her brother, even to more civil members of his own culture, would be thought of as ill-mannered.

Which isn't to say that her family were the only transgressors. She mentioned that all her life she'd wanted to feel like she was loved unconditionally. She was expecting to find some sort of familial bliss. But apparently she didn't study the language at all, not even a few phrases. Nor did she seem to have given any forethought to what the living conditions might be like. She walked into that situation without any considerations of preparedness, expecting ideal results. And when things didn't happen the way she'd wanted them to, she ended up turning her back on them completely.

One of the other reviewers here was offended by the presence of certain people and images in this film. I say presence, and not portrayals, because the people in the film were not random strangers picked and filmed by the director in order to manipulatively create a false sense of environment. The southerners interviewed in the film were people who had direct relationships to Heidi. The KKK parade took place in her hometown, though one of the "southerners" (who the aforementioned reviewer was apparently offended by nonetheless) said that most people didn't support them, although most of them knew people who did. As for the images of the Vietnamese, they showed the environment that Heidi's family was living in. Of course not all southerners and Vietnamese are like or live in the same kinds of conditions as those shown here. But the complaints were about something outside the context of this film, (that context being Heidi's life as well as, to a lesser extent, the lives of those directly involved in hers,) and therefore they were unreasonable.

One last thing I found noteworthy was the possible culpability of the American Vietnamese wife of the lawyer in the way the situation unfolded. If anyone had an ethical duty to advise at least *some* caution, it was her. Near the end she actually ponders aloud her possible role in how things turned out for the others involved, while at the same time showing no trace of actual guilt in the matter. Maybe part of her failure to volunteer mention of negative scenarios was that she didn't think anybody would actually be naive enough to involve themselves in such a situation without asking anybody any questions or at least wondering about such possibilities.
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Ring 2 (1999)
Pretty disappointing
25 June 2002
Warning: Spoilers
POSSIBLE SPOILERS

I watched Ring and Ring 2 back to back as a double feature, and instead of commenting on them separately I thought I'd just comment on them both at the same time. I thought Ring was good. Not great. I watched Audition (another Japanese horror film) in the theater just a couple days before and knew several of the details and therefore what to expect. Even so, that film was quite shocking and there were a couple moments that made me jump and even more that made me cringe. It also had a few moments of (somewhat twisted, off-the-wall) humor to it, which this film didn't. Going in to watch Ring 1 & 2, I knew the storyline but not as many of the details, and I was anticipating a good scare. Yet despite knowing fewer details about this film than about Audition, which scared me, this film did not. I found it intriguing but felt very little tension. The first sign that I was in for a letdown was in the beginning scenes when the two girls are home alone and one goes to use the bathroom. Meanwhile, the other who is cleaning up in the kitchen turns around and sees... something--the ghost of Sadako apparently. But all that happens is that the screen freezes on her suddenly terrified expression. I was expecting the buildup to explode in horror like the somewhat similar but much more terrifying scene with Drew Barrymore that began Scream. The buildup--the phone suddenly ringing while they're discussing the legend, then the TV coming on by itself, etc, created expectations that only resulted in disappointment, in my opinion.

Before I watched these two films, I thought, and still think, that the film's concept had great potential for being really scary. I think perhaps one major factor which detracted from this potential was that the cause of the deaths was somewhat humanized. The deaths were caused by an angry ghost. Her name was Sadako. She had a psychic mother, was murdered by her father, and dumped in a well. She kills people (apparently by simply scaring them to death) in vengeance. etc. Several people here have compared this film to Blair Witch. I found Blair Witch to be much more scary, and the reason why is because the Blair "Witch" never had an actual name, family, personal history, etc. It made the menace of that film much more unknown, un-/less human, more visceral. The Blair Witch itself was never seen, only described.

Despite my disappointment at not being thrilled, after awhile I began to appreciate this Ring in a way similar to The Sixth Sense. That is to say, in a more thoughtful and less slasher-esque way. The film climaxes in a revelation, not terror. And it had a look that created a mood. Ring 2 has the same look. However, the goings on in it seemed to me to break down into incoherence, contrived situations, and affectation. And one thing in particular that really started to bore and annoy me was that the female lead in Ring 2 was continuously playing the "panicked woman in peril", always reacting to situations as though they were vastly more terrifying than they were. It was as if she was dictating through her reactions of terror the terror that the audience was supposed to be feeling in those moments, i.e. "Look! I'm scared! That means you're supposed to be scared too! Be scared!" I got so tired of the second film that I considered leaving early. But I stuck it out because I was curious to see how it ended. Sadako crawling out of the TV screen was interesting, as was her moment in the well--which was actually a swimming pool? I'm not sure, come to think of it. I eventually began to zone out. I was surprised by the discrepancy of how much less I enjoyed part 2, since they're supposed to be two parts of the same novel, and they were directed by the same person the same year. I'd give part 1 a 6, and part 2 a 3, out of 10.
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The Ellen Show (2001–2002)
8/10
The show doesn't center around Ellen's sexual orientation
11 January 2002
...Although from seeing some of the posts here, those unfamiliar with it might end up thinking otherwise. After reading the other comments, I felt compelled to add one of my own. Apparently there is a heterosexist double-standard going on here. When a hetero actor portrays consecutive roles in which hetero dating or intimate relations are involved, (which is most of the time,) whether in movies or on TV, people don't roll their eyes and say "oh brother, they're playing a straight person again." And the comparison between Ellen's character also being gay in this show (after all, she's gay in real life) and Bill Cosby playing another character who is the "upper middle class father of two or three kids" is a specious one. Now if Bill Cosby had another show where his new character was heterosexual (which he is in real life), people..... wouldn't bat an eyelash! Every time something gay related is involved, some people seem to take it as though Ellen is throwing her big gay ways in their faces. She mentions an ex girlfriend. "Oh, please spare us!" She has female/(lesbian!)-oriented posters in her bedroom--and an abstract painting which, one reviewer speculates, "appears" to be a vagina. That's the funny thing about abstract paintings. They "appear" to be different things to different individuals.

Apparently, because Ellen's character is gay, then in some people's minds the show must have a "cause," that because her character is gay, she must be trying to cram lesbianism down Americans' throats. Like an abstract painting, I think that attitude reveals more about the individual who holds it than it does about the subject. The "argument" in favor of this show is that it's funny. But the argument against it shouldn't be that her character is gay.

Aside from the gay issue, I think the quality of the show is improving. The writing seems to be getting better. As for the comment about the laugh track, I hadn't found it distracting, myself. For the record, though, the show is filmed before a live studio audience.
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Sunrise (1927)
Touching
7 October 2000
I usually don't care much for silent films, but this one impressed and touched me. There were a couple things that bugged me just a bit, like the husband's apparently dismissable propensity towards violence, but I won't go into detail about that because someone already mentioned it. The director was skillful and his sense of visual style was nice, especially in the shot from inside the barn where the husband opens the door, and beyond it, the fog is shown passing by some wooden wheels in the background outside, and also the scene where the woman describes the city as they lay in the grass, while above them, superimposed shots moving down streets are shown. The most powerful thing about this movie, however, was Janet Gaynor's performance. She was sweet, and touchingly innocent, but not in a gratuitous, annoying kind of way that tries to sloppily, unskillfully and patronizingly manipulate the emotions of the viewer. My heart ached for her as she joyfully prepared to go out boating for the day with her increasingly distant husband, not knowing what was really in store for her, and afterwards when she'd had her heart broken by the devastating realization that he had almost murdered her. The loving look on her face, slowly melting away as she began to sense something was very wrong during the scene in which her husband rows away from shore was a powerful one for me, and an example of the acting skill that won her the Best Actress Oscar.

George O'Brian's performance was good as well, especially when he was overcome with guilt. But did anyone else besides me think he moved a lot like Frankenstein's monster in certain parts? Not to say that it was any detriment to his performance however, since the movies with those stereotypical Frankenstein portrayals came later.
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8/10
Yes! It's good! (Bad-good)
17 July 2000
I was channel surfing the other night on DirectTV, and came across this movie with the wacky title. When I read the nutty plot description and noticed that it starred Ellen Dubin (from Lexx) and Denise Richards in an early role, I selected it out of curiosity. I expected to watch it for maybe five minutes and then get bored and turn to something else. I ended up, however, being really surprised by how entertaining I found this film to be. I knew I had to see what other people at IMDb thought about it. And just as I expected, almost everyone here hated it. I'm not surprised that most people don't "get" this movie. Those without any sense of camp will have no appreciation for it.

Let me explain something to everyone: This movie is bad, and the people who wrote and directed it KNEW that they were making a bad movie. Most of the characters and things that go on in it are totally, utterly ridiculous, and the filmmakers obviously reveled in this fact, to a degree of aggressive silliness. Realism and reality have little to do with this film. Basically, it's a send-up of other B-movies--romance, sci-fi, horror, etc--and a clever one at that. But apparently very few seem to have recognized it as such. Do people really think that the filmmakers were just too dumb not to realize that real-life funeral-goers would have noticed a huge T-rex watching the burial service from behind some shrubs just a few yards away? Or that the creepiness of the tender love scenes between Tammy and her grotesque dinosaur "boyfriend" was an accident? The movie's deliberate outrageousness and low-mindedness is what makes this movie fun and is the source of some of its funniest moments. For the first half of the film, I couldn't believe what I was watching, and couldn't believe that anyone would make a film like this.

And then I loved it!
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Matilda (1996)
Horribly disappointing due to miscasting
8 July 2000
Apparently everyone here loved this movie, judging from the user reviews. But I, as someone who read and owned the book long before Hollywood made it into a movie, was terribly disappointed. My single biggest complaint is the casting of the atrocious, gratuitously cute Mara Wilson. Matilda's character in Roald Dahl's book was much more dignified and introspective. Mara Wilson, even if she was able to achieve these characteristics in her acting, would still have been wrong for the part because her cutesy-cute persona is distracting and annoying. I'm not usually bothered by cute child actors, but Mara Wilson just nauseates me. Another thing which gave the book a lot of charm, in my opinion, was the British dialect. The movie's creators switched the setting from England to America, and so we got American white trash, instead of British white trash, which I think would have been more entertaining to watch.

An animated movie based on Quentin Blake's illustrations for the book, and complete with British accents, would have been much more satisfying.
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The Sifl & Olly Show (1998–1999)
Makin' lotsa suckers outta girls n' boys
7 July 2000
I used to watch this show with my grandmother when it was on. Everything about it was funny. Some of the particular parts that immediately stick out in my mind are the ones where Ollie sings about "the girl in the spooky car" (her name was Zanzibar), and the show where the robot sit-in sings "I Know What Boys Like" by the Waitresses. Precious Roy was of course a highlight because of his personality, but Calls From The Public was full of hilarious moments as well. And Chester was very cute. They really ought to revive this show, or at least show the reruns, on a network where it probably might be more appreciated and reach a wider audience, like Comedy Central.
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Cow and Chicken (1997–1999)
¡Super Cow al rescate!
21 June 2000
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I love this cartoon. It's one of a number of delightful and ingenious cartoons I first discovered a couple years ago on the Cartoon Network. The humor is absolutely zany. There are a lot of wonderfully quirky things about the show, but I think one of my favorites is the incongruous endings. The episodes will often end immediately at the point of climax. The first few times this happened, I sat there for a second or two, confused and disturbed and caught by surprise, and then I laughed uncontrollably. The two episodes I remember most distinctly in which this happens are the one where Chicken has his neck stretched so he'll be tall enough to ride the rollercoaster, and the episode where Chicken eats too much "caffeine flakes(?)" cereal, and eventually ends up without any feathers and horrifically bloated after being shot full of Cow's milk to help him sleep.

I also recommend Dexter's Laboratory, and 2 Stupid Dogs/Secret Squirrel, both of which are cuter than Cow and Chicken (and all three of which I think are more humorous and clever than Johnny Bravo or the Powerpuff Girls, although the latter are in the same eye-pleasing visual style). The I. M. Weasel show is ok too, but I like the Cow and Chicken characters better. The "naked Red Guy" makes appearances on I. M. Weasel as well.

Over at the user reviews of 2 Stupid Dogs, many people were comparing it to Ren & Stimpy, but Cow and Chicken is much more similar to R&S in its visual style and gross-out-ness. And in my opinion it's a lot funnier. Cow and Chicken is probably the most irreverent of all the shows on the Cartoon Network, and I'd personally have reserves about letting my kids watch it if I had kids. And furthermore, I don't know if most can appreciate a lot of the satire and outright ridiculousness as much as older "kids" can.

'Shut yer pie hole' and see these shows!
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2 Stupid Dogs (1993–1995)
Completely different than Ren and Stimpy, and better
21 June 2000
First of all, I find 2 Stupid Dogs to be much more visually enjoyable than Ren and Stimpy, funnier, and definitely cuter, but likeably, not annoyingly so. If one wants to succumb to making Ren and Stimpy comparisons, Cow and Chicken is a lot more similar (and is also better than Ren and Stimpy as well). The lunacy-prone personalities on that show have more in common with R&S than the 2 Stupid Dogs, who are much more easygoing, ordinary, and laid-back (except when they freak out). The scenarios are usually more innocent on 2 Stupid Dogs as well, and the humor isn't as crude. The visual style is also totally different from R&S, and looks very clean, simple, and stylish. The situations and adventures they get into are entertaining, but I'm not sure if many young children will understand some of the ironic references, like the darkly humorous name of a hair salon they visit printed on a wall sign in the background ("Curl Up and Dye").

Another thing about this show which I happen to love is the episodes featuring the updated Secret Squirrel, who used to have his own cartoons back in the 60's--you can look it up here on imdb.com. (As far as I know, reruns of those shows are also played on the Cartoon Network, but the new Secret Squirrel is a major improvement over the old one, in my opinion, and after watching a few episodes of the old one, I had no interest in watching any others.) Although I like the 2 Stupid Dogs a lot, Secret Squirrel is my favorite part. I think Morocco Mole is my favorite character--he wears a little fez and black round glasses, and he's adorably and hilariously slow-witted ("Do you remember where we first met, Morocco?" "Ummm... the gelatin store?"). The characters on the Secret Squirrel episodes are rich, numerous, and diverse, (characters they don't list in the credits for the show here are SS's female crimefighting friend whose name I don't remember, the assorted villians, and the chief may have a beautiful secretary as well, I'm not positive... but don't they usually?) and there seems to be more action and drama going on in them than on the regular 2 Stupid Dogs episodes. It's disappointing that they didn't develop it into its own series, because it would have been great.

I highly recommend this show. It's one of my favorites on the Cartoon Network, along with Cow and Chicken, and Dexter's Laboratory, the latter of which is in the same type of visual style as 2 Stupid Dogs. (Johnny Bravo and The Powerpuff Girls also share this style.)
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Saint Clara (1996)
Depressing, unusual
11 June 2000
As I watched this movie, I was unsure whether it was trying to present a realistic image of common Israeli lives, or if it was complete fantasy. It had the wacky characters and a cinematographic/color style reminiscent of Pedro Almodovar films, although with absolutely none of the exuberance. The featureless architectures colored in dreary pastels, located in grassy nowheres, then juxtaposed in other scenes with environments covered in concrete, lent a very odd and bleak feeling to the film. Buildings seemed devoid of humanizing artistic style--although the style of the film itself was very distinct. Every place seemed deserted, even when there were pedestrians around (walking in all directions without apparent regard to the paths of roads and sidewalks, somewhat like zombies). Often, there was what looked like cement plants nearby, as well as glass objects handy for shattering. The sky seemed to be perpetually overcast, or in twilight, except in the night scenes. Fortunately, there were no references, visual or otherwise, to religion or Israel's governmental politics. If there had been, it would have created a familiarity, corrupting the weird vibe of the film's environment. It was like watching the inhabitants of a semi-abandoned wasteland, a place which could exist anywhere.

This was an interesting film, and I don't know if I've ever seen anything quite like it. Was it entertaining? I'm still not sure, although as a comedy, it wasn't really about laughs, but more about quirks.
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Beautopia (1998)
9/10
Bleak
25 April 2000
I found this film to be an informative look into the often depressing and trying world of fashion models and supermodel hopefuls; a world littered with the broken, faded, and unfulfilled dreams of countless young women and men who aspire to become famous, yet probably never will.

The film documents an ultimately cold industry that chews people up and spits them out based on appearances, without much, if any, regard to the mental/emotional health or welfare of the model. The amount of rejection, and for several, lack of work as a result, is in some cases quite crushing and traumatic. It can be physically exhausting, as far as work schedule, and mentally exhausting as well. It seems a feat that some of the models keep from letting the business suck the vitality out of them. While modeling provides interaction with numerous people every day, in a way it can also be preventative of genuine, meaningful interpersonal relationships, due to the traveling, sheer volume of individuals and the barrier of fickle judgement inherent in the business. These things can leave models feeling very alone.

The movie focuses primarily on four girls from different countries (though all caucasian) who profess their ambition to transcend the ranks of the ordinary model, in order to achieve fame and/or fortune, and unfortunately in some cases, validation. Models, designers, and others in the business are asked questions about what it's like and the personal qualities required to achieve success. Photogenicity, personality, and confidence are basic essentials, and luck and timing can also play a major role.

The movie didn't try to gloss over or glamourize, although it wasn't critical of the business either. The subject was approached frankly and unsentimentally. Beautopia should be required viewing for those who dream of entering the industry.
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Paddy O'Day (1936)
6/10
The brunette answer to Shirley Temple
29 March 2000
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This is the charming little story of a small Irish girl with a big accent who travels to New York with her dog to join her mother. On the ship, she meets Rita Hayworth. After they dock, she is told that her mother is sick, and detained. She escapes from the immigration officials on a milk truck leaving Ellis Island, and makes her way to the mansion where her mother is a servant. However, once she arrives, she learns the terrible news that her mother is dead. She has no other place to go and no relatives back in Ireland, so the kindhearted servants decide to hide her at the risk of losing their jobs and being criminally prosecuted for harboring an alien fugitive. The other residents of the house are a young, bookish, scatterbrained man (Pinky Tomlin) and his two, crabby, domineering aunts. The little girl accidentally encounters the man, and they become friends. Eventually she reunites with Rita Hayworth, who Pinky Tomlin falls in love with. His new influences lead to rebellion against his aunts, and with his financial support, Rita Hayworth's brother is able to open a nightclub. All this is interspersed with occasional musical numbers, mainly sung by little miss Paddy.

This movie was made WAY before my time, but I'm guessing it was an attempt to cash in on the Shirley Temple phenomenon. It looked like the voices were entirely dubbed over, which I found interesting. I watched it through mainly just to gaze upon the beauty of Rita Hayworth, but also because I was a bit transfixed by Jane Withers. She was adorable. She was precocious. She also had that "so-cute-you-wanna-strangle-'em" quality that cynics will probably find unbearably annoying to watch. However, she was a good actress. I found the scene where she learns her mother is dead to be genuinely sad. Her final song and dance number in the movie is probably the cutest (or most annoying?) part.
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Vive L'Amour (1994)
10% enjoyment, 90% appreciation
21 August 1999
This film is about 2 guys and a girl, whose lives primarily intersect in an apartment that the girl, who is a real estate agent, is trying to sell. She brings guy #1, a street vendor, to the apartment for a sexual encounter, and he later ends up living there without her knowledge. Unbeknownst to both of them, guy #2, a suicidally lonely gay man, has already crashed the place. Guy #1 and Guy#2 eventually bump into each other (it's a large apartment), and Guy#2, in his need for companionship, becomes attracted to Guy #1, despite the fact that Guy #1 does not possess very many redeeming qualities.

I can't say that I enjoyed this film very much. The acting was good, the directing was frank. But throughout most of the film I kept asking myself where it was going. There was very little development or dialogue. However, while I didn't particularly like watching the seemingly infinite shots, at the same time I appreciated the way that they developed the mood, perspective, and bleak tone of the film. Mind you, this didn't don on me until near the end. These 3 people were each very much alone, especially the girl and the gay guy. Alone, and yet living in a large metropolis and surrounded by people. The "climax" of the film, where the girl is walking through the park, (the most barren, dead, and desolate public park I've ever seen.), made perfect sense. The surroundings were an achingly appropriate reflection of the girl's emotional state in life and the starkness of what her outlook must have been. When she sat down on the bench and started to sob, everything just clicked. I thought to myself "My god, I know exactly how she feels." That was my big revelation with this movie, when I related to her character. And because of this, the film held a special poignance to me. While I can't say that I was entertained by this film, I can say that I was impacted. It reminded me that the point of a movie can serve a more dignified purpose than just appealing to an audience as entertainment.
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Kika (1993)
Kind of cute
3 August 1999
Over all, I liked this film (especially Alex Casanovas....mmmmm....). Veronica Forque is a unique actress, and I found her unusualness to be refreshing. This movie has Almodovar's typical outrageous characters, but I thought things got a little out of control in the last 15 to 20 minutes, what with the sudden violence. The only other possible misfire in this movie in my humble opinion was the escaped-con ex-porno actor and brother of Rossy de Palma's character, in the rape scene, which was a bit much. Like the last portion of the film, it felt out of sync.
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10/10
A sad tale
1 August 1999
This is definitely a visually unique movie, but I also found it to be poignant, provocative, emotionally disturbing, and sad. The heart-wrenching and unfair fate of Tom's laboratory friend and fellow escapee, which was based solely on the way he looked, almost made me cry. I was also moved by Tom's innocence and non-judgemental nature, despite the horrors and tragedies that surrounded him.
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Gummo (1997)
Simultaneously bleak and hilarious
29 July 1999
This is what I call an "effective" film. This is the kind of film that really stirs people to feel something, whether positive or negative. Anyone who doesn't feel anything while watching this is probably complacent and those who despise it are too narrow-minded to view things outside of their little bubble. This film was shocking, depressing, and thought provoking. And the scene where a drunk Harmony Korine comes onto a midget is one of the most hilarious I've ever watched, although there are more than a couple memorable lines and scenes in this movie.
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It's My Party (1996)
1/10
Sentimental Crap
27 July 1999
This film takes itself MUCH too seriously, and to say that it gets carried away by its own self-righteousness would be an understatement. It treats its subject matter lugubriously instead of approaching it in a more dignified way. The result is an agonizingly sappy, pretentious movie that tries to manipulate your emotions but only ends up being annoying instead.
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