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The Slime People (1963)
How did this get made?
"The Slime People" has to be one of the worst offerings into the "B" monster genre of the 50's and early 60's. Geared toward a pre teen audience, it has one of the most ridiculous premises of any of it's type. If you buy the concept of slow moving, spear toting mutated beings living beneath the earth, coming to the surface, building an invisible dome around LA to control temperature and keep the US armed forces out, then this is the movie for you. Awful acting and inconceivable plot. Most of the movie is difficult to watch because of the fog being produced by the slime people, which by the way, aren't that slimy. Watch strictly for big time laughs as our hero, Robert Hutton and young Marine assistant wrestle the slime people into submission!
Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988)
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A bad movie folks. It's not even so bad that it's good. It's just plain awful! Piper was more entertaining in the ring. Be prepared to use the fast forward button if you decide to view this. That is if you can stay awake.
Shriek of the Mutilated (1974)
A yeti in Westchester county, NY???
If you can get past the premise of a killer yeti dwelling in some guy's back yard, this isn't THAT bad of a movie. I think it was well intentioned, but misses it's mark with amusing results. In fact, it has become one of my favorite time wasters. Indeed it has all the markings of a good bad movie, including incredible dialogue, cheesy makeup (the yeti looks like a fluffy half man ape wearing fuzzy cowboy chaps and I believe if you stop frame the scenes, he is wearing white tennis shoes!). All this combined with the most gullible group of college students in film (all right, one of the most gullible). The closing "breakfast" scene offers some genuine creeps. Watch for scenes changing from day to night and sunny to rainy and then back again! Cult material deluxe. Watch this with your favorite beverage and ENJOY!
Queen of Outer Space (1958)
There are only two words for this movie..
Bochino! Bochino! I finally got to see this movie in color after recently renting it. I remember watching it many times in black and white as a kid on a local New York channel. The evil queen's disfigured face is even more effective in color! This is another "you really have to see it to believe it" flick. Tongue in cheek all the way. What other movie offers mini skirted Venusian women in high heels, giant phony spiders, incredible dialgue, and wide beamed Zsa Zsa Gabor all rolled into one?? So, "bochino, bochino", check out this dandy for the campiest film experience of your life!
Frankenstein Island (1981)
You really gotta see it to believe it!!
You have to admire Jerry Warren's zeal for bad movie making. This gem is soooo incredibly bad it is a masterpiece. Or should I say "messterpiece! Coming off a 15 year hiatus after he was sued for "The Wild, Wild World of Batwoman", Warren returned to filmdom with this offering. Words ,indeed, can not describe. A must see for any bad movie zealot.Be astounded and baffled all at the same time! Jerry Warren is truly one of THE kings of bad cinema.
Angels' Brigade (1979)
Believe it or not folks,
Time and money WERE dedicated to this abomination, along with a bunch of has been actors taking on insipid, embarrassing roles. Thank you Jim Backus, Peter Lawford,Pat Buttram, and Arthur Godfrey and a cast of unknown jiggly Angel's (I think Kieu Chinh was the only one that went on to more significant roles. Was she really 40 when she made this?). I think someone had the foresight to know that MST3000 would come to be and this movie would be lanced and drained of all putrification. This anti drug flick was a shoe in for MST3000 and rightly so. How does such a film get made in the first place? I guess it takes a bunch of "boobs" to make a boob movie. See the MST lampoon, otherwise just say "no" to Angel's Brigade.
Eegah (1962)
Eeegah? Eeegad!
I think this movie is an attempt at allegory. I can't quite put my finger on it, but I think it has something to do with mankind's inherent need to be loved. Or is it mankind's inherent need for laughter? This flick certainly succeeds with the latter in acting, characters, story, you name it! In one pool scene, I'm sure I heard Eegah mutter through his dubbed, garbled voice, "I want make phone call". Probably to contact the producer and quit! It still amazes me that the slow, plodding Eegah can catch up to Arch Hall's sand buggy toward the end. See this film to be amazed and as always, "watch out for snakes!"
Monster a Go-Go (1965)
What the??
It never ceases to amaze me that time, money, and effort went into the making of films like Monster A Go Go. There's sort of a monster and a brief a go-go scene. Other than that it's a complete mish mosh. Director and writer(s) must have been on or OFF some medication when they created this monument to filmdom. They truly don't make em'like this anymore. Let's see, they're remaking just about every film ever made these days. Monster a Go Go 2000? Why not? They've remade Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.