Change Your Image
Lennier-2
Reviews
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
The Ultimate Horror Movie Clique
This movie somehow manages to take all the cliques from past horror movies and put them to use, and badly at that. The movie starts out decent enough (aside from the mandatory horror sex scene), with a group of teenagers hitting a stranger with their car and then arguing about what to do. Apparently they didn't bother to see if he was dead before dumping his body into the ocean. Thus begins another installment of "superhuman villain seeks revenge on a group of teenagers whose self-preservation instincts consist of trying to take care of the problem themselves by running into the killer at every possible occasion and then screaming about it." This is exactly the type of movie that the Scream series satirized.
Bleeders (1997)
A great movie...to make fun of.
The word dumb does not do justice to this movie. The plot is laughable and the monsters are so silly looking that you can hardly be frightened by them. I watched it with a bunch of friends and we had a blast talking about how stupid it was. If Mystery Science Theater 3000 is ever revived, this one is a prime candidate.
The Thin Red Line (1998)
The Most Boring Movie I've Ever Seen
I've heard a lot of good things about this movie, but when I watched it I spent the whole time wishing it would just end (and that took quite a while). I think the film tried so hard to be artistic, with images of nature thrown in randomly and character narration that might or might not have anything to do with the plot, that it ended up just being stupid. I'll admit that I'm not the biggest fan of war movies, but even the fight scenes in this one were boring! Unless you need a cure for insomnia, avoid it at all costs.
Crusade (1999)
Classic science fiction
This show is wonderful! It has complex characters and fascinating stories. I particularly liked the episode "The Path of Sorrows." Shown almost entirely in flashbacks, it reveals tragic events in the life of three characters through an alien that lives on forgiveness. This is pure genius! Unfortunately, TNT didn't see this and cancelled the show before it had even aired.