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Mutant Aliens (2001)
My teen years relived!
Wow.. A great film!!! I was amazed in front of this visual masterpiece that brought me back to my teen years (when I loved watching gores and sex in Heavy Metal or in mangas). But even more to the sex and gore is the funny and critical story that makes Mutant Aliens A great film in its kind.
"Chapeau" to Bill!
Seb
The Perfect Storm (2000)
Arrr
**SPOILERS**Ok, lets gets straight to the chase.. This Is not a great movie! And I could already tell that after the first 20 minutes of it. Why? Cause the first 20 minutes had ALL the american "clichés" in it. The guy with the girl friend, the guy with the kid, the one with his mother, the one that needs to be loved, the two that fight (but you know they will help each other before the movie ends), and lets not forget our hero, who is serious about his work and will teach his crew a valuable lesson, the captain... Press stop now, and rent "Alive", your gonna have a better time.
Then you have a great shot of the entire crew going toward the boat, with the music, to face there fear (only thing missing is a slow motion and some hair trough the wind). Lets not forget the mother and the wife, looking at there man leaving for the sea...
Then they had some parrallel story to make the movie longer and with more cheap thrills, and you wonder.. Why are we seing the rescue team in the water for 20 minutes and not the battling crew? And then you have the alway popular weather forecast, for the ones who didnt read the title of the movie, and, to save up on budget, every body is (coincidently) at the same bar to watch there man at sea. Lets not forget the unquestionnable old man who been out there and confirms the storm...Good old man....
Maybe spoilers, but who cares: Then a big storm, and you say to yourself, this is it, this is the battle we have been waiting for. But no, instead they all die to sea.. And what a short death...No suspence under water while the water level is rising, nothing... Then a MARVELOUS shot of Walhberg in the water with his wife in the top left corner (how corny is that)? And then the funeral, anything to make the audience crie a bit, and think they liked it...
I know its a true story, and thats what happen, but there are better way to tell true storys, in less time, and without all the big shot US classical scenarios......
Stigmata (1999)
Just confusing!
The movie was just confusing! Some part were not really necessary, other ressemble way to much like the exorcist, and there is not really anything to scare you in it (my girlfriend was sleeping on my shoulders)! The movie is always on the same level of intensity.My rating, a 4 on 10!