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Viva Riva! (2010)
2/10
Slow to start, embarrassing acting, adds up to nothing
21 May 2011
Extremely poorly acted and slow to get going, Viva Riva manages some interest in seeing what the worthless, depraved types will do next in the way of merciless violence. There's no one to root for as everyone's corrupt and thuggish – and evincing no interest in living any other way. There are some cultural revelations that would be politically incorrect in a movie not directed by an African: the self-hating nature of many Congolese toward their kleptocratic culture and a wistful feeling that maybe things under colonialism were better. What's most unfortunate about the film however in the opinion of one who lived in Kinshasa many years ago is the lack of depiction of Congolese strengths in the wake of so much cupidity. A strong, stoic people, struggling to get by, and usually without violence and serious graft; and the continent's best music and musicians bar none. You'd never know anything positive about these people or this place based on this silly over-the-top yet still boring crime melodrama.
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The American (2010)
4/10
Been there, done that, died that way before
2 September 2010
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Bringing back the fun features of the 70s' hit men suspensers -- nudity, foreign locales, innocents and innocence betrayed -- The American fails to update its story to satisfy, if not our sophistication, at least our desire for something new in the genre. Clooney's fine, the women are pretty, the other guys scary in their balefulness or just their everyday normality, and the locale is shot in a way that makes us appreciate its beauty without really fostering a desire to visit (there's bucolic and then there's boring!). But the story's end is too clearly seen too soon with nary a variation on what is now taken for granted: a killer of innocents will live in hell, as the priest says. A murderous killer will likely die there too.
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Inception (2010)
5/10
Overly complicated and devoid of emotion
11 July 2010
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Inception is mildly interesting but emotionally flat. There's nothing DiCaprio's character does at the end that he couldn't have done at the beginning of his story. He hasn't undergone an emotional arc at all, he's just gone through a lot of noisy, silly plot machinations that add up to too many action sequences (though some are fun) looking for a movie. The "psychological" stuff in the movie is 1950s Freudian -- really it's at the level of a Looney Tunes cartoon's parody of analysis in terms of a real look at what dreams are -- with certain phrases repeated so often ("they're not real, they're a projection;" "If you're killed in a dream, you wake up") you'd think the audience was taken as morons. The story is needlessly complicated, with its three- level examination of one story (a father-son relationship) given short shrift, and the DiCaprio story never fully wrapped up given the director's silly ending where he refuses to ultimately define what's a dream and what's not. The movie will be praised to the skies because early reviewers want to be seen as hip and sophisticated with what is admittedly better fare than the usual Hollywood summer fluff (viz, Predators). But this movie is as much a failure as Benjamin Buttons: overly arcane story-telling by a talented director who's given an unlimited budget to make a story no one is brave enough to say is banal and turgid and opaque. The Dark Knight has tons of emotion (even if the plot is weak, especially in the final third). Memento was a thinking man's story if ultimately full of holes and devoid of any real emotion. Inception has good acting, great effects and a plot that may or may not make sense -- but why would anyone take the time to decipher it? Because the story carries no emotion, it all feels like a trick the director-writer thinks he's playing on us. It's The Game with another level or two or three of plot, but just as devoid of real emotion. While you may not be bored, you won't be satisfied, so it's still a waste of two and one-half hours.
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Sirens (1994)
8/10
Woeful underrated by IMDBers
14 May 2010
While it takes some time to declare itself as the story of the sensual awakening of the Tara Fitzgerald character, the movie brilliantly captures the Anglo-Saxon tension that arises whenever faced with the erotic. Hugh Grant is winningly Hugh Grant, the other characters are fun and believable in a scenario that manages to be both realistic and whimsical. The dialog is funny, the Australian geography is stunning, as are the naked forms of the women, who together manage to achieve more sensual nudity than a years' worth of French movies. Rachel Portman's score is fantastic, wonderfully mirroring Tara Fitzgerald's liberation, an act achieved through her own risk-taking, and then mentoring another woman through the same process. Hugh Grant may fail in his paramount plot goal but his character is more than rewarded with a wife whose outlook on life promises a new kind of open relationship.
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Please Give (2010)
9/10
Subtle and Strong
13 May 2010
A strong ensemble piece anchored by Catherine Keener, the movie is a funny and plausible reading of the neuroses of a functional, likable but in-pain group of working middle class New Yorkers.

What's most positive and enjoyable about the film is the desire of its characters to deal with their problems even when they're not aware they're doing it. But a natural striving to consciousness takes hold because they're all just open enough to admit they don't have all the answers. Watching them on a path that ineluctably carries them to self-awareness, and then each other, is one of the great movie pleasures of this year.
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The Square (2008)
6/10
Script's fine for the genre but the director fails to juice it
3 May 2010
What would be a fun find on cable one night isn't worth a trip to the theater. An expertly plotted story (with a particularly clever blackmail subplot) suffers from uninspired casting in the male lead. This actor embodies the film's fatal flaw: an almost total lack of humor.

Film noir is necessarily a downer genre but think how funny Body Heat and Chinatown are with their clever protagonists (and Chandler always has you laughing). The Square, however, features morose David Roberts who should be dancing with joy from his affair with the much younger, cuter, livelier Claire van der Bloom. But he's conflicted from the get-go and the director never lets us see what drew these two together in the first place. There's little chemistry between them and a few scenes between two dogs hold more joy than anything between the impassionate human lovers. The most interesting male actor is co-writer Joel Edgerton and the story might have had more sizzle if he'd been the lead.

But the plot does indeed generate some real tension and the film is watchable. Bodies pile up unexpectedly, there's a mystery inside a mystery with the strong subplot and the ending holds real surprises. The script works but the director, through his casting and tone choices, lets it and us down.
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Linkeroever (2008)
4/10
Well-acted, moody story fails to deliver something new or scary
29 April 2010
A kind of Rosemary's Baby meets Dark Water, Left Bank unfortunately has more in common with the latter's fascination with mood over a new or just tightly cogent story. Left Bank is better than most J-horror remakes but takes too long to get to the genre trappings it ultimately relies on. The lead, Eline Kuppens, is believable as an athlete and is competent in her acting but doesn't have any real screen charisma. The role really requires the European counterpart to a Mia Farrow or Naomi Watts, especially in the long opening section which plays more as a psychological thriller than horror film. That too is a problem: the story, which is neither terribly new or frightening, just takes too long to admit for all its psychological tension, it's nothing more than a horror pic. As such, it fails to deliver a truly quirky scenario and strikes out totally when it comes to real scares.
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8/10
An truly adult movie, and therefore un-American
25 April 2010
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A refreshing look at most every subject it covers, and the field is a broad one: baby- boomers and aging parents; adult brothers and sisters; the strains of immigration on Western societies. The set-up is cute but not revolutionary – a humanitarian in his 80s allows a young Moldovan woman and her daughter to move in with him to help regularize her immigration status. Soon thereafter he marries her.

A Hollywood movie would have taken this premise and played it for all its (admittedly funny) sitcom elements. And this French version has some fun with that idea, too – all the more when Dad's status as a new Viagra user becomes clear.

But the beauty of this film is that the real story belongs to the old man's son and daughter. They respond in unexpected ways to a series of moves by Dad that isolate them from his life and their inheritance, and in doing so, grow closer to each other. Sibling rivalry and recriminations are dealt with, yes, but over café au lait, or vodka and caviar, or in the more emotionally charged roles when they themselves must play unpopular parent. But growing up means accepting the loss of your parents and, if you're lucky, coming to really know your adult siblings.

The ending is fitting but unexpected and, in another refreshing un-American manner, deals with a solution that many would find politically incorrect. This film reaffirms family solidarity as more important than money or modernism. While every character is human and sympathetically portrayed, there's an intriguing sociological subtext too.

From an American point of view, this film is foreign in the best sense of the word. It's entertaining in a manner Hollywood fears has no payoff: a movie about adults realizing problems, even if borne in childhood, must be solved in an adult manner. And that can mean some good people get hurt. They only real villains are our own outmoded ways of dealing with our issues. Other than City Island, can you think of another American film this year that seconds this idea, even before you add humor?
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5/10
Unfunny, unexciting and unattractively peopled with bland Brits
18 April 2010
How to sink a farce? Easy: cast unattractive actors in a too mild a plot. Oz does just that here, with American actors Alan Tudyk and Peter Dinklage exceptions (as chauvinistic as that sounds), as is Peter Vaughn as irascible Uncle Alfie . The plot is the main problem: it's mostly as inert as the dead body at the center of it. It may be dead-body farces need to actually move the body around a bit more (see Weekend at Bernies, The Trouble With Harry, etc.); in any case, the story here never reaches the manic pace a good farce requires. There just aren't enough slammed doors and compromising positions – or more accurately, the stakes of the story are too mild. So what if your dead dad was gay? Is that really as upsetting as finding your wife's lover under the bed? Is it anywhere near as funny?

This story is unfunny, unexciting and unattractively peopled with bland Brits. Again, it's the script that's the problem and there's no way this story will kick into gear even with a high- spirited black American cast in the remake.
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5/10
Interesting structure undone by other elements
13 April 2010
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Movie's best asset is its structural variation: two teens steal a carriage, with a four year-old boy inside who is injured and then killed. The teens go to jail and after eight years one of them is released. We follow him until, an hour into the film the story backs up and focuses on the mother whose child was kidnapped all those years ago by our lead character. Now we stay with her until this storyline merges with the young man who snatched her child. The final act is action-packed (by the standards of this film) and fills in what happened to the kidnapped child all those years ago.

Unfortunately our young male lead is, after his release from prison, not terribly active in his new life, slinking around passively with a one-note, dour look on his face. It's something of a mystery why the beautiful pastor at the church where he works would be drawn to him; in any case, it's a relief to team up with the wronged woman at the midpoint. She's far more active, a little crazy (who wouldn't be after losing a child?) and not easy for her husband or two adopted kids to live with.

Unfortunately, the longueur of the initial fifty minutes of the film is never really overcome. The story's essential sadness, the ponderous characters and the evil banality of the final revelation all make for what is essentially an unrewarded effort. The story's structure is interesting and fun – there are small flashforwards and –backs throughout that work effectively – and the novel storytelling might have worked with a slightly more dynamic plot. But what really sinks things is the performance of Pal Sverre Valheim Hagen as the child killer (for which the director must take the blame). His portrayal, while believable, is enervating and not charismatic enough to carry even half a movie.
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The Eclipse (2009)
5/10
Slow, poorly structured story offers one pleasing role...
11 April 2010
A very strong performance from Aidan Quinn is all that this anemic story has to recommend it – and it's not enough. The film is really about a relationship between Ciaran Hinds and an author visiting a local writers' conference, Iben Hjejle, but it takes too long for the story to declare itself. As a result, except for Quinn's portrayal of another successful writer who once bedded down Hjejle and wants to do so again, the story meanders with incidents about Hinds' character missing his dead wife, and the odd ghostly appearance of a specter that appears related to the dead woman's father.

The film is well shot and mildly engaging but could have been so much more if the writer knew how to structure the real story. Melancholy is a mood, not a plot device and the screenplay offers too little too late any real drama, and then ends with a mushy coda that feels more like fantasy than an outgrowth of what unfolded to that point.

Again, not worth the time – but Aidan Quinn's performance is wonderful. His range has been woefully underutilized to date. If that changes, this slow, slightly morbid story will have been worthwhile – for at least him.

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The Raven (1943)
7/10
Great set-up, but things do tend to slow down -- still, the ending's fun
31 March 2010
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A wonderful set-up and a delightful cast engage us fully but because the characters are reacting to an initially off-screen protagonist, and there's some lax plotting near the end, the film fizzles a bit before its (mostly) satisfying conclusion.

A more purposeful attempt by the main character, a doctor, or anyone to solve the mystery of the poisonous letters would streamline the action somewhat and save us from the serendipitous action of randomly arriving missives.

The two-pronged solution to the mystery is just barely acceptable, but the characters involved are so sympathetic we'll take it as served.
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8/10
Film noir by way of Europe
31 March 2010
Inaccurately labeled a suspense thriller, BI is really more of a classic film noir. A cop with a tragic flaw (guilt over killing innocent tourists) is exploited by a beautiful woman who is the major suspect in a string of murders. He falls off the wagon in every way, losing his job, reverting to alcohol, cigarettes and anger mis-management. The shadows are every bit as dark in San Francisco and Stinson Beach as they were in the classic noirs of 1950s LA, and the music and mood (and dangerous blondes) purposely conjure up a Hitchcockian milieu. The plot – not just Joe Estzerhas's best but arguably his only really strong showing – is wonderfully complex but always comprehensible; there's no Big Sleep-like descent into total confusion. Michael Douglas is great and the other actors more than capable, with the exception of Sharon Stone. But her contribution is very real because BI trumps its genre (and its cousin, the Hollywood thriller) by exhibiting an unmatched level of eroticism – or just plain, enjoyable prurience. Douglas is seduced by Stone and her charms and so are we, sure of ourselves at first, then casting aside doubts as we play a dangerous game with the most fatale of noir-ish femmes. The movie probably couldn't have been made from a native American's script, or directed by anyone but a European, or acted by any Hollywood ladies except ingénues with reputations to make, not protect.
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3/10
Grating
29 March 2010
The old saw of it being difficult to weave a story around an unlikeable character, however interesting s/he is, proves valid again here in this misconstrued tale of an odd ball chick chasing a "normal" guy. The movie wants to be a screwball comedy, a rom-com, and a satire on TV news and fails at all. Screwballs can be peopled with crazy characters but they have to be more fun than tiring; rom-coms demand that our love interests love and end up with each other; and satires that descend into Hollywood sentimentality lose their bite.

Bullock's character has some interesting quirks and could have supported a Sundance-y kind of film but even there she'd have to be more integrated into the story. The movie spotlights her, naturally, but it's not really about her so much – she's not central to the story with Bradley Cooper because no relationship has developed. Similarly, there are intimations that she will form some close connection to Thomas Haden Church but that remains undeveloped on a personal level as well. So the movie has to rely on its chase-the-boy plot with a minimum of character explication. The result is terrible because the plot is cartoonish: a woman who is smart chases a man who has no interest in her because she's been duped by his even dopier colleague.

While she was good-natured in personally picking up her Razzie award for bad acting, the problem with this movie is not her performance. She was actually quite (too?) adept at creating a character in a movie that was itself misconceived.
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Il Divo (2008)
1/10
Pompous, pretentious, portentous, and unwatchable.
29 March 2010
Pompous, pretentious, portentous, and unwatchable. The director assumes a great familiarity with Italy's fractious post-war politics but that's understandable: he's made his film for a domestic audience. But the inability to ever truly mount and sustain a narrative is unforgivable for any and all audiences.

Enamored of pretty cinematography (arguably ill-suited to the subject matter at hand) and fashionably business-suited (if generally unattractive) men marching to and fro in ornate governmental offices, the director tries for a Guy Ritchie flavor with freeze frames and silly captions. But Ritchie (like him or not) at least believes in action and story; this director makes even the famously discursive Fellini look like a slave to plot.

Woe to those who stayed with the movie longer than a polite half-hour to see if any modicum of story-telling sense would come to imbue it. A real embarrassment, especially in light of the Euro-praise and the ridiculous IMDb rating.

You've been warned.
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City Island (2009)
9/10
Name a better film for the first quarter of 2010
27 March 2010
Plotted somewhat like a farce but as emotionally resonate as the best comedy-dramas, City Island is most aptly described, simply and literally, as wonderful. The cast is unfailingly strong with producer Andy Garcia giving himself the meatiest role – to great effect. A few too many "dems" and "dose" may lace his New York accent but he is funny, sincere, frustrated and perseverant in a wide panoply of scenes with actors who have either been TV-type cast (Juliana Margulies), indie-film type cast (Emily Mortimer) or not yet had a real chance to really strut their stuff (Steven Straight, Dominik Garcia-Lorido, and a promising Ezra Miller). Alan Arkin pops in with his usual world-weary Weltanshauung but it plays wonderfully here.

Still, you can see good acting in a number of films (though not an ensemble as strong as this). What separates City Island from the comedy-drama mainland is a story that is both fantastical and yet credible. The premise of what befalls this particular prison guard is a little over-the-top, as are the nonstop (funny) family feuds, but it all feels real. The story detours into little tide pools of drama for each character and here, too, every subplot provides laughs – and it all comes together in a tsunami of comedy at the end, true to its farcical roots. But there's a surprisingly strong current of emotion too in a finale that argues secrets are probably best revealed when you feel least safe in doing so.

The best film I've seen to date this year.
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5/10
Passive characters make the film feel tedious
26 March 2010
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Beautifully shot – almost too beautifully given the mundane storyline – and unevenly acted, the film deserves kudos for an intelligent rendering of an adult problem: the post-traumatic stress of a returning WW2 vet, and the miseries it puts him and his wife through.

The dramatic thrust of the film – erroneously labeled European by some viewers – is hampered, not by its slow unfolding, but by passive characters. John Savage is sometimes strong and sometimes not in his portrayal, but he's been stymied by a script that has him only desultorily going after various goals. Maria, a far better if still uneven performance by Nastassja Kinski (whose talent is strong; the inconsistency is clearly the director's fault), also only gradually commits to her husband. That's fine and real but with only minor characters (Vincent Spano, Keith Caradine) strongly after an objective, the movie is moribund at its center for much of its running time. (Robert Mitchum's character and performance are both dismal.)

The film gathers some tension once Nastassja is mit Kind, and Savage's predicament reaches the breaking point. The resolution is somewhat satisfying though not entirely credible (Savage feels more like a life-long alcoholic at this point) and comes about through his chance meeting with Caradine's philanderer.

More literary than filmic in its construction, the movie's best feature is Nastassja's performance. But because her life, like her husband's, feels more acted upon than really lived, the movie just lumbers.
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5/10
Many good points but a disappointing ending sinks this mystery
26 March 2010
A beautiful victim in a beautiful setting starts us off on an interesting who-dun-it, with suspects emerging by the handful for our world-weary detective to evaluate. The characters are all pretty interesting, each with a believable idiosyncrasy and one or two with a plausible motive. Flashbacks to the pretty victim's life and digressions about the detective's own less- than-happy family serve to keep some tension going, too.

But the resolution is a disappointment, both in terms of who-dun-it and the manner in which the suspect is discovered. Endings are never more important than in mysteries – a weak one makes us feel guilty for killing time. This "Girl" does just that.
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7/10
Very funny well-written fantasy
22 March 2010
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The title's accurate and the movie does nothing to dispel the notion that "hero" Jay Baruchel would ever end up with "10" Alice Eve. But the movie entertains us as it tries its best to make the idea plausible, and the funny writing and strong acting make the fantasy worth enjoying.

This is still the kind of contemporary R-rated comedy that keeps the F-word in the air constantly but shudders at the idea of showing us a sex scene where the woman isn't wearing a bra. But at least the cussing's delivered by a likable posse, most notably T J Miller, who carries the nickname Stainer, for which, unfortunately, we are provided an explanation. There are some funny set pieces involving two-man genital shaving and a dog's penchant for human ejaculate, but director Smith sometimes plays them out too long – something he repeats with Baruchel, letting the guy mug his way into Jim Carrey territory when that's not his forte. Indeed, Baruchel's a little soft as the core of this film – he's not even strong "nerdy" leading man material. But the writing is swift and funny enough for him to hold his own, at least until the drawn-out finale, which is handed over to T J Miller and the sprightly Alice Eve. She's definitely a "hard 10" but we might have more easily believed Miller's character could have landed her, than just delivering her to Baruchel. Still, these nerd-club comedies are fantasies, and when they're as likable and funny as this, we'll forgive them most anything. But let's burn those bras, bros!
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Repo Men (2010)
1/10
Beware. The IMDBers are overrating another stinker
20 March 2010
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The experienced moviegoer will feel some apprehension even before viewing this film. It's a first-time feature director with an ambitious story but a budget well below the studio tent- pole level, a lead star who isn't quite the highest of the high A (and whom we don't think of when we think action), and a side-kick whose strange acting technique, a kind of maudlin distractedness, seems particularly ill-suited for a genre picture.

The apprehension is well placed, but things turn out even worse than one imagined. The film's art design is ugly, modern and dystopian of course, but not in an interesting way (a la Bladerunner), and the film stock itself appears grimy (even on a new print). The actors are generally out at sea, miscast and understandably befuddled by a tone that ranges from serious action, to silly (embarrassing) buddy pic, to Guy Ritchie-wannabe frozen frames and pretentious hipster dialog. The characters aren't especially sympathetic: their unarmed victims get shot like fish in a barrel so we don't ever buy the "heroic" status of the protagonists. Jude Law's uxorious character is henpecked by a nasty, dour-looking Carice van Houten (so wonderful in The Black Book) and our empathy for him isn't heightened by his friendship with the psychotic Forrest Whittaker character, who delivers the head-tilting wide grins and lachrymose pouts he usually does, only this time as an improbable violent action figure. It all makes for slow going with 45 minutes needed for a shift into the 2nd act and a story we all knew was going to happen anyway, with the hunter becoming the hunted. Things don't improve here either with the filmmakers determined to make Alice Braga unappealing, and doing their best to keep the action going with expected twists and louder music.

Can't tell you how it ends, I was driving home long before the finale.
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Jubal (1956)
5/10
Ho-hum characters in an unrealized tale set in beautiful Wyoming
20 March 2010
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A stolid Western offering minor interest because it focuses more on love and jealousy than action and violence, Jubal still feels like a long day in the saddle. The acting is generally according to type and nothing more: Glenn Ford is laconic if not emotionally stunted, with eyes that never display any emotion; Ernest Borgnine is better, a bit tamped down from his usual volatile self, though he stills careens from best-buddy to big threat; Valerie French is terrible as the bad Canadian (!) hussy but the role is mostly a device to animate Rod Steiger's jealous Pinky. He's the best character in the movie, but still one dimensional with no arc: bad to the bone from beginning till the end. Ford's eponymous Jubal character actually has a backstory out of Sergio Leone (a mother who wanted him to drown) but he reveals it in an unmotivated scene with Felicia Farr's young Mormon. (As always, the real fault lies with the screenwriter.) More interesting to watch than the characters is the beautiful Jackson Hole scenery, a welcome change from the dusty California backdrop of most oaters.
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The Pallisers (1974–1975)
9/10
Ranks with the best miniseries of the golden age
17 March 2010
Even at 24 hours or so, this family does not overstay its welcome. Splendidly costumed and intricately plotted characters – for the most part wonderfully portrayed – combine in a number of imbricate tales, all of which, however seemingly episodic, reveal aspects of our main characters' (the Paliser paterfamilias and his wife) personalities. Humane, feminist, open- minded and just – all these define the stiff, awkward, sometimes dour but never pessimistic Plantagenet Paliser, and explain his attraction to us. He indulges his wife, the real axis for much of the story, and it's good he does; she rounds out his truth with an emotional honesty of her own that he opposes at first only to, always, bow to. It is the characters then that grab us in this long miniseries, as they must in any long-form for us to stay engaged. The Palisers may not have the same degree of dramatic ups and downs of I, Claudius and other miniseries greats – but the humanity the eponymous couple demonstrates is just as compelling.
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5/10
Three plots in search of a good story
15 March 2010
Heavy, portentous acting, stylized filming and an operatic ending (the best part of the story) still leave us wondering what the whole sordid trip is for. The story's just three unoriginal plot lines, competently if bombastically put together – though the writer may have realized he needed three tales to make up for each one's paucity. Again, the lack of any theme other than "life's a bitch on NYC streets" makes the whole effort tedious.

Proof again what makes a good movie is not primarily the directing and acting but the script: Fuqua can't begin to make another Training Day out of this can of generic beans.
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Toni (1935)
6/10
A love story free of American moral judgments
12 March 2010
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Unrequited love is the theme, but in a twist, or from an angle that's decidedly French. A man marries even when he knows his true love is getting wed to another at the same time and place (a double wedding saves money). As he will come to admit later, the fault is all his because he didn't love enough to make a play for his amour when she was still available. At any rate, his love for her stays true even as she takes up with yet another lover in addition to her husband. Yet there's no judgmental tone as we observe her actions, just a woman doing what she wants, or at times, must. Our eponymous hero, Toni, finally gets to prove his love through sacrifice for the woman and his godchild, fulfilling the norms of the Latin melting pot that Provence was at this time. The movie sets up the story wonderfully; indeed, the best part of the film is the efficient and sly way the story is put in motion when all we think is happening is an introduction of characters. The slower ensuing pace, lack of music, stagy scenes and silent film-like shots all date the movie; it's not a timeless classic. But it's still an enjoyable, efficient testament to universal themes told through a decidedly un-American prism.
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1/10
Stay away, stay very far away. viewers are wrong...
7 March 2010
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A complete mess. Overlong, boring and offering no resolution, this film is more than bad; it's an embarrassment. That it's been so highly praised internationally is the kind of "affirmative action" pandering that occasionally strikes film festivals; it's success at home just confirms Koreans flock to bad movies too.

The major responsibility of a director is to present a movie that is of a piece, that is, it is unified as a story in tone, time and place, and offers a believable and interesting plot. This movie is all over the place tonally: it has moments of madcap wannabe Jackie Chan-style buffoonery with Three Stooges-level relationships among the leads, offers serious policier pretensions for most its second half. As for running time: the whole thing is incredibly long, all the more so for a film that offers no real suspense, no threat to its protagonists and clues that come out of nowhere, like the female officer's sudden, out-of-the-blue discovery that a certain song is played whenever the murderer strikes. (And we're asked to believe that these cops are dimwitted enough to think that the murderer himself may have requested the song with a postcard that gives his accurate name and address!)

It doesn't matter that the movie is built on a true case. So what? You don't go and make a movie about an unsolved crime unless it offers some other insight other than the banal idea that the serial killer-rapist could be anyone (which of course isn't true; we're not all killers). After slogging through an interminable running time, to then be offered no resolution (even after a meaningless flash-forward to ten or so years later) is an anticlimax of the worst kind.

An absolute piece of total pretension with bungling characters and lousy story-telling (e.g., the retarded suspect obviously has been an eyewitness to a killing but the cops realize this two hours after you will), this movie may sour you for other, good Korean films. Don't let that happen.
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