I have to say up front that I am a huge fan of the horror movies. They have been and always will be my favorite form of movies. Unfortunately, This was a comedy and not a horror. SPOILERS: Let me remind you of a few jokes about this film before you can say that it was at all good. 1) Why were some people that were bitten turned into zombies after 5 minutes yet others after a couple days? 2) Why is it that when they went into the garage to turn on the breakers they were chased by zombies that could get in, but while working on their tanks....I mean buses there was not a zombie in sight? 3)When leaving the mall wasnt it at all kinda funny that they are surrounded by atleast 2000 zombies, then they throw a propane tank that lands 5 feet away from the bus that explodes into a thermo nuclear bomb that kills all the zombies within a 100 yards but the bus is left unscathed? 4) Did I mention that they turned 2 buses into tanks in a matter of a day or 2? 5) How and why did the girl go to the gun shop across the street when she saw her dog was fine? Also how did she manage to get downstairs and into the truck in a matter of 30 secs? By the way, werent they saying getting to the truck would be impossible yet a 14 year old did it. hmmm. These are just a handful of jokes that i found amusing while watching this film. I think overall the film was terrible, plot was a joke, and if I had a chance to watch this or zombie lake it would be a real tough toss up. 1 out of 10 stars and thats just cause a few of the original characters were featured in the film.
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Day of the Dead
(1985)
Classic Ending to a Classic Series
25 December 2001
Day of the dead is a very rare gem in the sense that it is actually a fantastic movie considering it is a sequel, low budget, and over 20 years old. With a cast of only 12 people the movie is able to hold you to the story and keep you wondering, what is going to happen? When will it happen? And who do you cheer for. The actual death scenes are by far way ahead of its times. The make-up job is on each and every zombie is unbelievable. The movie is good, actors are great, and the graphics are amazing. **** out of ****.
Not Another Teen Movie
(2001)
Awful, In Every Aspect.
14 December 2001
First off before I am viewed as a hater of this genre of films I must say that I highly enjoyed Scary Movie, American Pie, Ect. Unfortunately this film should not even be viewed as a spoof. Over 80% of the film was nothing more than word for word scenes from other movies, being done over by other actors. I found myself ending the sentences of the actors before they were finished. After about 45 mins of trying to endure this film the 3 other people I went with all decided that it would be more humane to leave the theater ,taking the $9 loss, than to have to endure any more of the film. We were not the only people leaving. I would say this movie deserves a 0 out of ****. It was actually a shame to see the wasted use of a few good actors.
Strangeland
(1998)
Psychological Horror Of The 90's
27 November 1999
This film has had horrific reviews and Dee Snider has taken alot of heat over this film. It is a film about a deranged serial killer, that enjoys torturing and mutilating his victims for as long as there bodies can last. I was definately surprised at how good this movie was. Dee Snider played the roll of captain howdy. If you thought Anothony Hopkins was great in Silence of the lambs you must see Dee Snider in this roll. I will be the first to say that a few scenes in this movie become alittle unrealistic, but other scenes made me literally turn my head in disgust. I believe that if they had used a few better actors this movie would be on the same level as the movies 7 & silence of the lambs. If you enjoyed those movies then i insist you take the time to watch this movie. If your idea of a scary movie was I know what you did last summer or scream, this isnt your type of movie. (DO NOT WATCH IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH) ******* out of 10 stars
A Night at the Roxbury
(1998)
Unforgettable
18 November 1999
This is a excellent film filled with comedy and adventure. It received bad reviews and i can understand why. It is a crazy goofy film about 2 brothers that spend their lives at clubs trying to pick up chicks. They share a unique comedy that not many actors possess. If you enjoy their skits on Saturday Night Live or Have a very open mind, This is a film for you. If you are looking for a comedy from serious actors. this film may not be what you are looking for
Hitcher in the Dark
(1989)
Excellent Film
18 November 1999
One of Umberto Lenzi's finest films. This underrated movie goes deep inside the mind of a deranged serial killer/rapist. Excellent acting From Josie Bissett. I highly recommend this film. If you may happen to know where i can get this movie please Email me. Excellent Directing. Needs a little better Setting.
The Blair Witch Project
(1999)
Utter Disappointment
17 November 1999
Warning: Spoilers
It is a shame to see what kind of movies are considered horror movies in the 90's. (spoiler) this is a film about 3 college students that have absolutely no idea what to do while lost in the woods. They spend 90% of their time arguing and the rest of the time fighting. There is nothing scary about this movie other than so many people think it is a true story. The only good thing about this movie is a million parents are going to send there children to boy scouts now, in case they get lost in the forest
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