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The Twilight Zone (2002–2003)
This show has potential!!!
19 September 2002
I really think this show has the potential to last a good amount of seasons. If they (the producers, writers, etc.) play their cards right, they could have a big hit on their hands. The first 2 stories were very well made, I didn't lose interest, it kept my attention all the way through. The actors were very good, the directors did a very good job, and the host did a very good job also. I love the beginning credits, that is awesome how they did that. In my opinion, this is a very good show, has a lot of potential, and I hope they keep it running for a nice long time.
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Frogs (1972)
9/10
Worth Seeing
26 June 2002
I would have to say, this is one of very few movies, that actually made me scream out loud. This film is not the best in the world, but its not the worst either. Some scenes Mystery Science Theater 3000, could have fun with. The end of the credits with the frog, and the hand sticking out of his mouth, that was good, I liked it, and wasn't expecting it either. I thought all the actors were good in it, including Ray Milland (from one of my favorite movies: "Panic in Year Zero", he was the director and star of the film). The cinematography was good in "Frogs" even through, you could see the shadow of the cameraman and the camera once in awhile, definitely in one running scene you could see the shadow of both the camera and the cameraman. All in all, I give this movie a 9. It was pretty good, and worth seeing. Check It Out!
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Winterhawk (1975)
1/10
Just plan bad.
30 October 2001
I had to watch this, thing (thats a good name for it) at school. It was just plan bad. To keep me from falling a sleep during this movie, I was making jokes just like on Mystery Science Theater 3000, to myself. Even the teacher agreed with us that is was a very bad movie. The only thing good about this movie is the ending credits. The reason is because it was the end of this awful movie. I think MST3k could have some fun with this movie. Could Charles B. Pierce be the next Ed Woods, or even the next Rick Sloane (Hobgoblins)? That is a good chance. In my opinion, DON'T SEE IT!
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10/10
A long title, but a great documentary (movie).
15 October 2001
This is a great documentary (movie). A great movie for a great TV show. Gilligan's Island will live for ever. IT was very interesting to see what happen behind the cameras and when the film stopped rolling. I hope this comes on video soon. I know I would buy it. A must see for a Gilligan's Island fan. It was cool how they did the real actors and the "fake" actors on this. They made this really good. I would recommend this to any one.
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Fast Food Films (1999– )
They try to make this as the "NEW" Mystery Science Theater 3000
3 July 2001
They try to make this as the "NEW" Mystery Science Theater 3000. They did do a good job at it, but it did not catch on. It was funny and some of the movies they showed looked good. Just for some reason it did not catch on. I like the show. Wish it stayed on longer but it didn't. What I thought was strange is when Sci-Fi announced that MST3k would be going off the air this show came a long. Where they trying to make a "NEW" Mystery Science Theater 3000, we will never know now.
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10/10
This movie is a 9 but I gave it a 10. (WARNING: Spoiler)
21 June 2001
Warning: Spoilers
This was a great movie, I liked it very much. The reason why I did not give it a 9, and I gave it a 10 is that the beginning really got to me. I like how they did the credits. If they did not do credits like that I would of gave it a 9. Another thing that I really liked was the music during the spoken credits, it sounded like something from The Twilight Zone. (NOTE: I also like the music through the movie itself.) I think that François Truffaut did a great job at making this movie, and writing the script. There is only two things that I really did not like about the movie, which was sometimes it was hard to understand what they were saying (the difference between the English English and the American English.) and it seem the editing could of had some work done on it. But thats about it. (WARNING: SPOILER {I think}) One thing for some reason that shocked me in the movie is when the captain held up a book in an old ladies house and the book was the book that Hitler wrote which was "Mein Kampf." I enjoyed it very much, this movie might not be for all people, but for most.
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10/10
This is a highly recommended video!
18 April 2001
This is best in DVD! Only get this in DVD! You get so many extra features. The music is great. In DVD you can just hear the music if you want to. There is some great scenes of nuke explosions! For many years our government (U.S. Government) kept this deadly secret from us. Nuclear blasts in our own backyard. It is very shocking that our own government would keep this kind of secret from us, but they have many more secrets then what they are telling us. Any way, this is a great movie. You need to see it. I would highly recommend this video to anyone. But, if you are going to check it out, watch the DVD version.
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City on Fire (1979)
9/10
I LIKED IT!
20 March 2001
Why don't people like this movie???

I enjoyed a lot! Ok, the only bad things about it, is that it is slow in the beginning. The reason why is because, they introduced everyone which was slow. The second and final thing is that in some scenes you can see the shadow of the camera. THAT IS A GOOF! But it is still a good movie. Don't ask me why it was on MST3k. I think if you like disaster movies this one be one of them. (I am one of those persons, that likes disaster movies.) Even if you do not like disaster movies it is still a good movie. So I would say go out and rent it and if you like it buy it. Or just go and buy it.

9/10 (reason slow in the beginning and you can see the shadow of the camera)
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Eegah (1962)
1/10
E. coli
26 January 2001
Boy what a BAD movie. Having E. coli is more enjoying then this movie. You know what is the real scary part about this movie is when Dad urges Roxy not to resist Eegah's aggressive, fondling (like in Manos: The Hands of Fate.) The other scary part is when Arch Hall Jr. sings. So if you put it to gather the bad (no) plot and the music equals Manos: The Musical! So, the whole entire movie is bad. The film is even bad (lots of blips in it.) I do not even want to talk about the actors. To sum it all up. ONLY WATCH WITH MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000, DO NOT BUY IT WITH OUT!

(Note: I got the Mystery Science Theater 3000: Eegah on DVD with the uncut version. I can not watch the whole thing with out MST3k.)
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Trucks (1997 TV Movie)
4/10
To Sleep or Not to Sleep? (CONTAINS SPOILERS)
22 October 2000
Warning: Spoilers
That is the question. What a nightmare, by which I mean, it is a very bad movie. Before I get to the bad points of the movie I will talk about the good (OK) parts, now let me think. (Two Hours Later) Now I have thought of something. This movie does have a plot and SOME ok effects. I would not call them special effects, just ok effects. Now for the bad part of the movie. The acting was bad, will mostly everything was bad, except the things I have list that was good (OK). SPOILER: What the heck was that ending about. I hate it when the ending leaves us hanging. SPOILER: What actually caused the trucks to go "crazy"? SPOILER: They never said what cause the trucks to go "crazy". SO if you cannot sleep or just want to waste your money on a video buy or rent this one. If not, STAY AWAY!!!
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MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000??? (Warning: HAS A SPOILER IN IT)
26 August 2000
Warning: Spoilers
Could this movie have been on Mystery Science Theater 3000? Yes. It was bad. Strange plot. Stupid ending. SPOILER: I mean a doctor just ripping up a notebook will save the world for mast destruction. Yea, right. Luckily I saw this on Turner Classic Movies, and I did not waste my money on renting it or buying it. So I my opinion, do not see this unless you have nothing to do, or nothing to watch. Mystery Science Theater 3000, could have some fun with this movie.
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Godzilla (I) (1998)
10/10
What was wrong with this movie? (WARNING: MAY contain a Spoiler)
20 August 2000
Warning: Spoilers
What was wrong with this movie? Absolutely Nothing! This is the best Godzilla movie ever. The other ones was a MST3K movie. They are bad. But this one. I LOVE IT. The special effects are out of this world. Now Godzilla 2000, I do not know if I am going to like it because it looks like the old Godzilla. We just have to wait and see. Now, I heard people say "Animals would not (also cannot) duck." They are absolutely wrong. Animals can duck. Now if you see a missile or a bullet heading your way, would not duck? Yes you would. (I do not know about some people but I would.) I would recommend this movie to anybody how loves movies, action, and adventure, and drama. And for someone who loves to watch special effects. But, it does have a sad ending.
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The Odyssey (1997)
2/10
Can't go to sleep? Then watch this movie!
27 July 2000
This is a sleeper!! If you have nothing to do for the next 165 minutes then find something to do. It is that bad! I would not even tell my worst enemy to watch this movie. I found it boring, dull, and strange. I gave this movie a 2. Why not a 1? Because the special effects were good. But that is it! It was a slow movie. I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND THIS MOVIE TO NOBODY!
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Futurama (1999– )
One of the greatest cartoon shows ever made!
6 July 2000
It is another one. It is one of the greatest cartoon shows ever made (The Ren and Stimpy Show, The Simpsons, and other great cartoons.) Did I not just write that for The Ren and Stimpy Show. Will anyway, the future looks great just like Soylent Green. The year 3000. Which Mystery Science Theater 3000 is in. Now to the show, it could not get any better. I agree with the people who say that Bender Rocks! This show is funny, and the drawings are cool!! So, this is one of the greatest shows ever made! I hope it never goes off the air.
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The Ren & Stimpy Show (1991–1996)
One of the greatest cartoon shows ever made!
6 July 2000
This is one of the greatest cartoon shows ever made, its #1 with other great cartoons (The Simpsons, Futurama, and other great cartoons.) This show is the best. The show will always remain a classic. I do not think anybody is going to forget The Ren and Stimpy Show when it goes of the air. I hope it doesn't go off the air. I also hope no one will forget it.
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Seinfeld (1989–1998)
4/10
One of the worst TV shows ever mad!!
4 July 2000
This show stinks! It is not funny. It is not entertaining. It is not nothing. It will never be funny. Not even a smile. It is so stupid. Think God the show is finally off the air. Worst comedy every mad! Jerry Seinfeld is not even funny. His jokes are lame. Jerry Seinfeld is one of the worst comedians ever!
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The Movie That Wouldn't Die!
26 June 2000
I got this movie on DVD and VHS of MST3K. The DVD you do get to see the movie with out the creature and uncut. Now, it is painful to watch this movie with out MST3K. Think God for MST3K. The bad thing is that MST3K did cut out some parts in which makes like the movie has more mistakes then it has. So watch out! All in all this movie did have a plot, some action, good cinematography in it. But, watch out for the special effects and sound those are very bad.

The Motion Picture That Wouldn't Die!!
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Flood (1976 TV Movie)
Irwin Allen Could Have Done Much Better!
23 June 2000
Irwin Allen did great on The Towering Inferno, The Poseidon Adventure, Beyond The Poseidon Adventure, and The Swarm but this one was not one of his best. The special effects could have been much better. The acting was alright. I would recommend this movie to people who like disaster movies. Or people who have nothing else to do for the next 98 minutes
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Tidal Wave: No Escape (1997 TV Movie)
5/10
Bad ending!
21 June 2000
The ending could of been better, much better. The special effects were OK. I would not buy this movie at all. It might be good if you just rent it. It might be a good sleeper for some people. NOW, to all the disaster movie people (people who like disaster movies) you might want to see it. I am one of those but the movie was OK.
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The Swarm (1978)
9/10
Thank You Very Much Irwin Allen
5 June 2000
Warning: Spoilers
This is one of his best movies (including: The Poseidon Adventure, Beyond The Poseidon Adventure, The Towering Inferno, Flood, Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea. Now Flood is OK.) This is not a masterpiece but close to it. The "love" story could be shorten. The special effects were great. (Warning:Could be a spoiler!) One of the best parts is the train and power plant scenes. So all around this is a great movie. I give it a 9.
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Soylent Green (1973)
10/10
Great Movie but...
1 May 2000
This is a great movie but there could be more about Soylent Green. There should be more scenes of what they do to people. How people act in 2022. I think it would be neat to see if all this does happen in the year 2022 and beyond. Even if you still know what the secret is it is a great movie. So go rent or buy this movie right NOW!!
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The Creeping Terror (1964 TV Movie)
1/10
This Movie SUCKS!!!!
1 April 2000
This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. This ties with Manos The Hands of Fate, Hobgoblins, Red Zone Cuba, and many more that was on MST3K. The editing was bad. The acting, if you want to call that acting, was bad. Everything in this "movie" was bad. The "monster" was very funny just looking at it. The music was not bad. The cinematography was one of the worst I have ever seen. Trust me there is a lot of shots of the sky. What was that for? I will never know. You must watch it with MST3K thats the only way you can watch it.
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