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Pink Flamingos (1972)
I Hated This Movie!!!!
This movie was so bad that I seriously considered committing suicide after watching it. I could spend the rest of my life writing about how bad this movie is and I still would not be able to convey what a piece of crap it is. If you ever want to set yourself on fire or drink liquid plumber then go ahead and watch this movie; it will hurt just as bad. You know what, it will probably hurt even worse than cutting your scrotum off with a rusty razor and pouring salt all over the wound!!
Hobgoblins (1988)
What A Steaming Pile!!!
It may have been the director's dream to make this movie but it turned out to be my nightmare. I don't know which was better, the ten minute rake fight, or the guy who catches on fire because he lands on a hand grenade and then winds up alive in the last scene with only some black soot on himself. I am usually not very critical of plot details but what the hell?!? Oh well, at least I wasn't watching "The District" on television.
The Diceman Cometh (1989)
Poor Excuse For A Comic
This movie was so bad that I was forced to take it back to the video store not more than ten minutes after putting it in the VCR. I didn't have any intention of getting my money back, I just wanted to get rid of the thing. As I was dropping it through the "drop-box", I said to the attendant at the counter, "This movie is stupid." The jokes were tasteless and not even funny. I wish I could have given this movie a "-1" or at least a "0" because it was a waste of film and a poor excuse for a comedy. Words to the wise: DON'T EVER WATCH THIS!!!!!! YOU'LL THANK ME LATER!!!!!!
Billy Jack (1971)
This movie makes Public Access Television look appealing.
What good things can I say about this movie. At least I didn't pay the rental fee; someone else did and that's bad enough. This movie is film making at its absolute worst. The acting is terrible and the script is about as well thought out as an 8th Grade research paper. The picture quality is horrid not to mention you can't hear some of the dialogue in "potentially key" scenes. This film looks like a 8mm home movie of a hippie commune in Oregon. I don't know how this movie got any financing whatsoever let alone the revenue it brought in. Just let me some up this movie in one word. . . DUMB!!!!!