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Romance (1999)
Why was this movie allowed to even be made?
I saw a little blurb for this as an advertisement in the student newspaper here, and since it was showing at the student union and was free, I thought I would give it a try. How terribly disappointed I was. It was about an hour too long, had horrible writing, and no apparent plot. 101 ways to tell if foreign film is bad---when the one German in the audience walks out halfway through it. The one highlight for this movie was the end; it was halfway interesting and showed Marie as an empowered woman rather than a confused teenager.
Kondom des Grauens (1996)
Killer Condom
How much can you really say about a condom with teeth? The plot was really out there, but it was something campy to see on a Friday night. The story has a lot of unexpected twists, and it's a great way to offend all you're conservative friends!
Auch Zwerge haben klein angefangen (1970)
Well, at least it was free
Well, I went and saw this movie at the student union, and i'm glad I didn't pay for it. It had no plot, the subtitles didn't follow the German enough, and mainly it sounded like chipmunks on speed. On the other hand, sometimes movies make you think even if they aren't all that good. The violent destruction of everything around them made sense, and although most people found it very offensive, I was rather partial to the crucified monkey.