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Brace for Impact (2016)
Horrible
Okay so you know how Sharknado was so bad that it was good? Well this ain't that (yes I said AIN'T)! I read the 4.7 rating, ignored it, and watched this movie. Do NOT be like me! This movie is horrible. I can overlook the bad acting (and it is really bad), and I can overlook the obvious flaws (like getting arrested and the police not finding the watch that she stole from evidence, or slapping her supervisor and still not losing her job), but I'm having trouble forgiving the obvious stupidity of not just lifting up one of the mechanisms from the pan to keep the house and all the darn evidence from blowing up. And I absolutely will not overlook the nasty way she treated every single person still in her life. You know it's horrible when less than 1/4 of the way through the movie you find yourself wishing star of the movie had died in the crash too.
The Passion of the Christ (2004)
Finally something worth watching!
It's been a long time since I've seen a movie so wonderful that it's made me want to tell everyone I know about it. In fact, the last such movie was 'Remember The Titans' and it pails in comparison to 'The Passion Of The Christ'.
For a long time now many people have been content with the fact that Hollywood was only capable of creating badly scripted movies ladened with 'how dumb do they think we are' special effects, acted out by people incapable of getting a real job and using acting as a last resort. But this movie changes everything!!
It has a dynamic cast and a simple honesty that even the most difficult to please critic can appreciate. And more importantly it's a story worth telling.
This movie, without a doubt, raises the bar on movie standards everywhere!