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5/10
It has highs and lows
19 May 2024
This movie is hard to rate. On the one hand, it's very well done for how cheap it is. But it also misses the mark quite a bit.

If you're reading this and you don't know the director, writer, and lead actor Josh has a YouTube channel called Movie Timelines (or had, if you're reading this way in the future), you should seek it out before or after watching this, as this is basically a fictionalized behind-the-scenes look at his life.

It's about a horror YouTuber receiving a door knob from the Amityville house and becoming cursed as a result. While this movie is currently classified as Horror, it's far more funny than scary. Josh is naturally funny, and his one-liners will have you laughing (or perhaps just chuckling), which unfortunately undercuts a lot of the tension he works to establish. The ridiculous demon costumes and bad cgi also help make the movie funny. Overall, this is a much better comedy than horror.

Still, though, Josh makes some interesting observations about horror films throughout, which bumps this up for me. I enjoyed it, but I felt it could have been smarter.
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Hell Hunters (1987)
6/10
Good '80s action movie
7 January 2024
"Hell Hunters," released in 1987, encapsulates the essence of a classic '80s B-movie action flick. From start to finish, the film maintains an energetic pace that keeps viewers engaged throughout. The story unfolds with a typical-yet-thrilling narrative that defines the era's action cinema, where the plot often serves as a backdrop to adrenaline-pumping sequences. The movie's strength lies in its ability to embrace the unapologetic fun associated with B-movie culture.

One of the defining elements of "Hell Hunters" is its unabashed commitment to action, featuring numerous gunfights. The film doesn't shy away from delivering the expected dose of '80s-style firepower, catering to audiences who appreciate the genre's trademark explosions and high-octane confrontations. The gunplay is complemented by a soundtrack that resonates with the era's pulsating beats, enhancing the overall retro experience.

While "Hell Hunters" may not aim for cinematic greatness, it succeeds in delivering exactly what fans of '80s B-movie action expect - a rollicking ride filled with shootouts, explosions, and a nostalgic atmosphere. The movie's adherence to its genre roots makes it a worthwhile watch for those seeking a dose of unpretentious entertainment with a generous helping of action-packed sequences.
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Piranha (1972)
6/10
Don't trust the low rating
25 March 2023
Don't trust the low rating. The movie isn't great, but it isn't 2.8 bad either. It should probably have a 4.x average.

This is an old-fashioned drive-in movie. It's not meant to be watched with your full attention, but rather while talking to someone or browsing your phone. It's also not about the killer fish, or at least not until the end.

It's about a group of photographers who go to Venezuela to photograph wildlife. Then bad things happen to them. I won't spoil it.

Lots of great Nikon action!. I watched it because it was listed as a horror movie, but it's more of a thriller.

Watch this movie if you like low-budget films that are very dated. From the music to the fashion to the filming style, this movie exudes early 1970s. And for that, it's perfect.

I thought it was enjoyable, though sometimes not very engaging.
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