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Meteor Moon (2020)
Risible nonsense
To quote a certain Bart Simpson: "I didn't think it possible, but this both sucks and blows" The acting has the ripe hum of an extra mature gorgonzola and the space/science narrative is in danger of disappearing up its own fundamental particle. Cheapo CGI does nothing to enhance the barely-credible story line. What a shocking piece of schlock.
The Catalyst (2010)
Strange and compelling
A film both oneiric and hypnotic. This is a work which melds nightmares with a strange, narcotic, psychedelic paranoia. The narrative is irrational but nevertheless coherent An oddity of a film but one which will make you think. Sweet dreams
Make Me a Dealer (2018)
Lazy, predictable and boring
An idiotic format for a show presented by the affable and likeable Paul Martin (what was he thinking ?). The 'price negotiation' is often cringeworthy. The show's as dodgy as the title
Ghostbusters (2016)
Lazy
Once the definitive movie has stood the test of time, built up a sizeable fan base with a soundtrack that just won't quit, why the HELL would anyone want to remake it with an unremarkable cast with an infantile script ? Absolutely woeful
Hold the Sunset (2018)
Awful beyond belief
In all my 60 years on this planet I have NEVER watched such absolute drivel. The views of most of the reviewers are well observed and, more to the point accurate. It would serve the BBC well to take note and learn from this misconceived, abject excuse for a comedy