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Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
had i not needed them, i would have put out my eyes
the fact that i even know the name tom green is proof that with the right publicity anyone could make a movie. i never found his show funny, and saw this movie more out of morbid curiosity than desire to see a comedic genius. (to ensure that he didnt get a penny, i used a free movie pass).
i have seen bad movies. in fact, i love some bad movies. traxx. hysterical. uhf. my tastes run far and wide. but this movie was worse than i had ever anticipated. the last time i laughed this little was first wives club.
avoid it. don't rent it. i know that i'm doing my best to avoid the memories of it.
To Die For (1995)
Gimme an S, U, C, K, E, and a D! Whats that spell?
Very few films are worth walking out on. As a matter of fact, as an avid movie-lover (I even liked, and own, TRAXX, for petes sake), I have only walked out of one movie, and this was it. And it was FREE as a result of the AMC moviewatcher deal. So, you have to ask yourself, what would make a sane person leave a movie that was free? Answer? It sucked. On ice. Avoid it like you would a razor-blade wielding monkey with Ebola. Trust me on this one.
This gem belongs on the bottom 100, if any film does.