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Jeepers Creepers (2001)
worst movie I've ever seen (SPOILER)
I watched this movie in a sneak preview yesterday... I had almost decided to walk out on the movie (and as far as I remember I have never done that before), but decided to stay and see if it improved.
This movie is downright awful. The beginning is slightly promising, but the lines of the main characters are cheesy and really irritating and their actions are too dumb to even understand. And when the bad 'thing' is revealed even that tiny bit of promise is gone.
I'm not going to name all the stupid things of this movie, read the other comments: they say it all... BTW: the ending, although rather original (head with the eyes ripped, bad 'thing' looking through), really gave me the *SEQUEL*-alert: I was not surprised there is already a sequel in the making...
Closing I give a comment of a friend who watched the first half of the movie as well: "I never walked out on a movie before, because I always have hope that the second half will be better (I even endured Music from the heart with Merryl Streep), but this movie really forced me to go away."
Although I don't agree with the 'Music from the heart'-part (a movie I rather enjoyed), his comment says it all.
Mark
Saving Silverman (2001)
mixed feelings
I watched this movie in a sneak preview last week and it gave me some mixed feelings: At one side there were funny and sometimes hilarious events and lines in it but on the other side the acting was bad, the characters unbelievable and the plot was shacky.
The only thing I really enjoyed was R. Lee Ermy, this reminded me somewhat of Full Metal Jacket and the pilot of Space:Above and Beyond
Watch it when it is on TV (and nothing else is on), but don't bother to pay any money to see it.
Mark
Generation X (1996)
Bad tv-movie based on the marvel comic
I will not give a summary of the movie, but rather my opinion: it is really unbelievable they ever thought of making this into a movie... I like the X-men etc, but this really sucked. Bad dialog, entirely stupid surroundings. I think they tried to hard to make it look like a comic-style, while motion picture has its own unique ways of story-telling. I have to admit that I, because of these 'glitches' enjoyed this movie intensely...