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ZackRearick
Reviews
Ice Cream Man (1995)
Suckfest '95
What can I say about this movie that hasn't already been said about the seventh circle of Hell?It has no redeeming qualities with the exception of being so mind-shatteringly awful that it actual goes all the way around to being funny.The acting is sub-par,if par is below "dead mouse" on the acting scale.The main character,Gregory Tudor,has the most grating,annoying voice in cinematic history.And what about the plot,you ask?This movie doesn't just have plot twists,it has plot knots.The majority of your viewing experience will be spent asking anyone present if they can understand what's going on.This movie blows.
Everybody's Doing It (2002)
Better Than You'd Think
I wasn't expecting too much going into this one,as MTV has never been known for their cinematic masterpieces.I was,however,pleasantly surprised by the this movie.While it wasn't a brilliant film or anything,"Everybody's Doing It" is a great way to kill time,especially for impressionable young teens like myself.Hands down,the best made-for-TV movie I've ever seen.
Return from Witch Mountain (1978)
THE ALL-TIME GREATEST MOVIE OF EVER AND EVER OF ALL-TIME!!!!
WHOOOOO!!!!!!This is my favorite movie of all time.Honestly,I don't know why,but it is.So there.I would like to add that this movie is better than any other movie.Ever.Even "Pocahontas 2".It's that good.No really.It is.Seriously.This movie is the cinematic equivalent of eating a bucket of chocolate,doing heroin,winning an Olympic gold medal,and having sex with say...Molly Holly.
Escape to Witch Mountain (1975)
This movie is awesomelaliscious to the Nth degree!
I love this movie!"Escape to Witch Mountain",with it's cute little alien heroes,pointless acts of levitation,super-intelligent cat ally,and EVIL WHITE BUSINESSMAN!AHHHH!,nearly tops the list of my favorite movies.If "Return From Witch mountain" hadn't been that much better,this movie would be the perfect movie.As it stands it's a 9.9,which would still be quite respectable,if only it wasn't a no-name loser like me reviewing it.