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Hoboken Hollow (2006)
I don't know what kind of a person would like this but it's not someone I'd want to meet.
Some spoilers but if you're deciding whether to watch this or not, DON'T, you'll regret it..
What an awful movie. I didn't see the point of this at all. If it was going for shock value then it wasn't that shocking in terms of the "torture". It only leaves you with a disgusted feeling when there's no retribution for the Junior after he rapes Teri. If there would've been some sort of retribution for her then you could've walked away with a little bit of satisfaction.
If you're a normal person this will leave you feeling empty and slightly disgusted. I don't see how this could be a cult movie. Any moron can make a meaningless movie with a bunch of white trash torturing people and call it artistic, it's a joke... It's not half as good as House of 1000 corpses or the sequel which still wasn't a particularly good movie.
If I could unwatch this terrible vomit of a film I would. If you're a Michael Madsen/Dennis Hopper fan then they don't feature much in this anyway. This might be setup for a sequel but I won't be holding my breath in excitement. I could be more elaborate than this but the fact that I don't want to waste too much time on a review probably sums this trash up.
Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000)
Watch out!
I wasted 27 minutes watching this worthless movie. There's nothing to be said, just look at the vote rating 3,4 atm.
That's pretty much this movie and 3,4 speaks for itself. Only people with 3,4 IQ would appreciate this movie.
Seriously though. This is cr*p.
Nattbuss 807 (1997)
parody
This is a parody to me.
Most dialogues are so bad you don't take it seriously.
It's still a very interesting movie though, I'd rate it a lot higher then this if dialogues and acting was better.
[* * * * - - - - - -] 4 / 10