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WWE New Year's Revolution (2007)
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Lets just get to the point Nitro vs. Jeff Hardy; steel cage match surprising opener: ropes were used a lot while the use of the steel was somewhat neglected, there was a dropkick from the rope here, and a leg sweep on the rope there, and even a sunset flip from the top of the cage. Melina kept hitting Hardy with a belt, kinda funny. Finally: Nitro gets his foot stuck in the door, Hardy kicks it open and Nitro ends up landing on his grapefruits on the cold steel. 7/10
Bonus Match: tag team turmoil: WOW IT IS SO...SOOO... stupid.
Haas/Benjamin superplexes the Highlanders for the pin. Haas/Benjamin pins Duggan/Super Crazy by a German suplex...what the hell? Cade/Murdoch absolutely pounces on the butts of Haas/Benjamin and pins them with a elbow drop. Crime Time wins by a strange neck breaker like thing. It seemed promising, but very boring, trust me!! 3/10
Announcement by Mr.Mcmahon: Tomorrow- Donald Trumph vs. Rosey o'Donnell
Kenny Dickstra vs. Ric Flair average back-forth battle and why does flair always gets suplexed on the outside floor? Flair slaps Ken silly again/again/again while hes trapped in the fig.4 leg lock. But... Kenneth kicks the old man in the balls and pins him... what a surprise... 4.5/10
Mickie James vs. Victoria- the Micky-Vicky match Surprisingly good! Just a notch below the Stratus vs. Mickie quality match at wrestlemania. Mick wins by Micky D T (DDT) 6/10
yeah! D-X vs Orton/Edge
the non-sugary side of frosted Wheaties is here! really good back forth match with a RKO over here and a spear over there and stuff like that. The end was scary- HBK kicks the hell out of Orton, uses himself as a missile, attacked the referee (wow)and both HHH and HBK hits the other 2 with chairs again and again and again and again. But thats not all folks! Egde gets a nice pedigree on the announcer table while Orton gets an elbow drop by HBK from the top turnbuckle! 8.7/10
Chris Masters vs Carlito Don't seem too interested huh? Don't worry. 3/10
Cena vs Umaga Umaga is such a hot head! But this fight doesn't disappoint. Cena falls after trying to lift Umaga, ha ha. Bodies fly all over the place and Cena lands on the floor at dangerous angles. Back and forth action keeps the viewer interested. That big tub of lard Umaga moves like a cruiser weight! Cena wins! How? Not by an FU, nor an STFU, but a roll-up. 6.5/10
Let see. 3, 4, carry the 1,... according to by calculations, the overall is 4/10. But its the entertainment value that we must give credit to, so why not give a little boost, huh? 5.5/10 !!!
WWE Armageddon (2006)
very good pay per view
Surprising opener: Kane vs MVP Cool match with nice visual fire effects. Cool moves include flying clothesline to MVP from top rope to outside, lighting up a turnbuckle covering, and that kinda stuff. But not enough stuff to get a 10/10. Kane forces MVP into the fire lighting up his back and butt. 7/10
Teddy's Xmas present: to turn a boring tag team match to a 4way ladder match!!!
Crazy! This match must be seen since almost every moment has a dangerous move! Scary moment: Mercury gets his face torn up by a see-saw springboard-like ladder BAM to his face! One wrong move and he could've lost his eye. He looks like Chucky after that - forgot who won... i think Paul London 10/10
Miz vs Boogeyman I like this worm eater but the same act is getting ridiculous! Miz ends up getting choke bombed and gets a free worm dinner. Crowd was dead silent, like the twilight zone. 3/10
Benoit vs Chavo Chavo is so boring! The storyline is dumb and messed up. But Benoits cool. I forgot who won... Benoit i think by roll up 4/10
Helms vs Yang High flying i guess, Yang is cool! See this for yourself, you'll have a good time chasing them around. i forgot who won, i think helms 6/10
Kennedy vs Undertaker Match starts: Kennedy hits dead man again & again, he keeps sitting up.. love it when he does that- makes their way to the top... taker gets thrown to a crash mat. Kennedy ends up getting choke slammed on the hearse and a vicious tombstone. Awesome!!! Bye ken, u know u dead 9.5/10
Cena/Batista vs Finlay/Booker T the stupid king Batista and Booker is HORRIBLE together. Cena is turning Finlay's green butt to whipped cream. Batista wins by power bomb. please Lord, please end this boring rivalry of Booker & Batista. 3.354/10
Ya know? a pay-per view is not worth $40. Don't watch it unless you are desperate..or if the DVD is on sale. :)