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Antichrist (2009)
3/10
art-house for idiots.
14 November 2009
Warning: Spoilers
Red flags should be immediately raised when a director (pardon me, a self proclaimed art-house director) creates a manifesto (see dogme95), can't adhere to it, and then disregards it completely. More red flags should be raised when said director goes on record to say that he makes film only for himself, intentionally honking off his audience, and crafting a story without subtext. Typically, I find von Trier to be a very entertaining filmmaker; his movies, though by no means original (at times, such as here, he tries too hard to be Kubrick), are typically very thought provoking (by way of Dogville or Manderlay) or simply intelligently crafted (by way of Dancer in the Dark). When I first heard about Antichrist, I couldn't wait to sink my teeth into it; Mr. Provocateur was going to blister the face of western ideology, taking gender and religion with him. The thought of all this controversy over gender mutilation intrigued the darker parts of my psyche. Surely this was going to be his masterpiece...Or at least these were the hopes of a loyal fan.

Antichrist struck me as the type of film made by a kid throwing poop against a wall and seeing what would stick, simply because could.

Let's start from the top. Yes, spoiler alert galore.

There's a weird bookending to this picture; the prologue and epilogue were too glamorized to be taken seriously, and more closely resembled a perfume commercial than a movie (those who have seen it: did the last shot of the prologue make you think "it's got to be Tide"? Because that's all I could hear in my head). But these segments do nicely open and close the film, albeit in a head scratching manner. The epilogue also pulls the Return of the Jedi ending with the apparitions, which just about made me pee myself laughing. The meat of the film is style-less, empty, and basically an in-cohesive mess. There's always a fine line in art-house cinema between artistic obscurity verging on subjective textual analysis, and random attempts at avant-garde. I'm sad to say that Antichrist falls on the latter half, mostly due to the inconsistent camera work and visual composition; half the scenes are (sometimes annoyingly vibrating) hand-held 'docu'-style, and the others look like over-produced music video segments. But there is no attempt to create a meaningful collusion, it all just sort of pops in and out. The writing also stifles what could have been an intensely rich film with characters that aren't fleshed out enough to make sense but aren't minimal enough for me to accept the lack of clarification. Now for the 'controversial' scenes...which is really the only reason this movie made it this far. A few seconds of full frontal unmentionables being cut and a penis ejaculating blood, the end. It's shocking, but it's not disturbing; disturbing implies a psychological effect. This is simply for shock value. After all the hype, even the 'should we censor this???' scenes fell flat. Basically, this whole movie fell flat: it didn't pay enough attention to the more fantastic aspects (such as the animal encounters, among which is the infamous 'chaos reigns,' which I found to be the most fascinating elements) to be considered a fable, it didn't pose enough questions to leave it open for contextual debate, it wasn't gratuitous enough to be considered disturbing...in fact, without the genital mutilation, it's just like any other movie.

When I think about it, if this didn't have von Trier's name attached, it would have gone straight to DVD and no one would give it any mind.

Overall, not a horrible movie, but unfortunately it's just under adequate. I would love to talk to someone who loves this movie, simply to see what warrants such intense thought. My prediction is that the mass public will look upon this movie with awe, for nothing less than the fact that they don't get it, so it must be brilliant. Like I said: art-house for idiots.

(Oh, and I try not to read into it this way, but I couldn't help but see how incredibly and viciously misogynistic this movie is.)
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April Showers (2009)
1/10
Where it went wrong...
6 October 2009
This shouldn't be a 'bad' movie.

There was nice production value for a no name project. The acting was what I expected from an indie project of said nice production value; a little bit above high school drama club, but just a shade below B-list actors. The concept of gaining insight into the aftermath of school shooting intrigued me; especially if that insight is coming from a survivor. The story was...a melodramatic Lifetime movie at best, but that's not necessarily a negative thing, considering this is a debut project.

Like I said, this shouldn't be a 'bad' movie.

Where does it go wrong?

Religious subtext.

Why make a movie that's meant to give people insight if you're going to exclude half your audience with blatant Christian overtones?

What is the theme here? That one can only comprehend tragedy through piety? There's no reason this film should take any standpoint that isn't subjective; but then again, within reason, there should have been an objective viewpoint. And that's why this movie with a lot of promise behind it will remain encased in a small clique of individuals who are either tied to the project or agree exactly in line with its ideology and simplistic lens, rather than reach out to the masses as it should.
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