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The Dark Hare (2018)
Brilliant
This movie is brilliant - kudos to Stephen Ang! I do not leave reviews often but it was a must for this. Dark comedy mixed with horror = perfection. The Dark Hare is a must watch!
Samurai Cop 2: Deadly Vengeance (2015)
How?!
I am all for bad movies but this isn't even good bad. How?! How did this get a better rating than the first 1991 film?! The plot - what plot - is so hard to follow and it is just a hot mess. Still funny because it is so awful but really makes zero sense. If you choose to go down this rabbit hole, God Speed.
Samurai Cop (1991)
MUST WATCH
This is a must watch! The acting and delivery of lines is so awful that this has quickly become a campy classic! From continual on screen blunders to the worst props, ever, this movie is truly a masterpiece!
Rottentail (2018)
Must Watch!
The puns are incredible and this is just a fun and hilarious "horror" movie. Highly recommend if you are a fan of the comedy horror genre- this is a much watch!
Ouija Shark (2020)
Amazing
For a budget of under $250 USD, this group did an amazing job. Well worth the rental fee on Amazon for this hilarious adventure of females that are certainly not teenagers. Highly recommend!!
Clownado (2019)
Masterpiece!
This is truly a cinematic masterpiece. This is a must watch and you seriously cannot go through life without having seen this movie. Clowns? Check. Gore? Check. Random toplessness? Check. Classical / Opera Music? You bet! A main character that looks like Alec Baldwin, but isn't? Mmhmmm! Again! This is a must see!
Killer Sofa (2019)
Yaas!
So. Much. Fun! This is a must watch to believe it for yourself! Loved this movie and trust me, I know movies! Tremendous movies. Some say that I am the best judge of movies.
Killer Piñata (2015)
Adorable
The piñata is adorable and you almost feel bad for the little guy! Highly recommend this masterpiece!
Klown Kamp Massacre (2007)
What isn't there to love?!
This movie is phenomenal. It has the comedy. The gore. The punchy one-liners. All around, a great movie!
Midget Zombie Takeover (2013)
Worst Thing on Amazon Prime - Part 2
I usually give 10-stars on everything but alas this is not one of those movies.
1. All actors are way too freakin old - let's have a hot tub party cuz parents are out of town! Hmm. Yeah.
2. Title is misleading - could have been Human Nugget Zombie Takeover or Short Person Zombies as most zombies were Tom Cruise sized.
3. If a zombie bites, there's blood. Even if it was ketchup, there would be something, instead of a zombie looking like it's necking with some bro's leg.
4. Billy DID STEAL the show - up until this point. He was the only reason this gets a 1-star. That hotdog loving Billy.
I couldn't make it past the point of when the zombies showed up. I like garbage but this was just too much for even me to handle.
Reptisaurus (2009)
Awesome-Sauce
This is surely to be a cult classic! How can you not love flying lizard monsters, lots of guns and guys and gals in uniform?!
Furry Nights (2016)
Amazing!!
Okay. You know a movie is going to be "good" when there is nudity within the first 10-seconds. In this case, it was a furry. Great movie!!
The Giant Spider (2013)
Amazing!
Any movie that is comedy / puntastic one liners mixed with cheesy horror is amazing! Add in not one but two incredible songs just for this movie and it is a winner! Much like Inhumanwich!, this movie does not disappoint!
Curse of the Slasher Nurse (2017)
Boo this movie!
I love awful movies and generally do not believe in doing lower than perfect ratings but c'mon man! The acting is horrible. Sound is garbage. I have done better make up personally and there are so many loopholes in the first 10-minutes I can't - I can't even.