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The House That Screamed (2000)
The best Hour and a Half of my Life
This movie came from the shining clouds of heaven! How could you say it was a waste of electricity?! The actor who plays Marty Beck should win an Oscar! Thats right! And the special effects just blow me away. Especially the Civil War ghost!! And the sound effects were superb. (blurb blurb blurb) The actresses were so hot that i couldn't look away. I think i became a lesbian for a few minutes. But, the best part by far, was Marty emotional trauma over the loss of his seemingly dead son. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" *shakes fists in anger at god* The beautiful love making scene between Mr. Beck and the female ghost brought tears to my sad, sad sex neglected life. I had to use some tissues to dry my eyes. ( i know what you were thinking, perverts.) (blurb blurb blurb) I was seriously scared during the action packed sequence when Marty was attacked by a fiendish doll from the fiery pits of hades. In conclusion this movie is the best movie ever made, and always will be, and i love Marty Beck. I want to be Mrs Marty Beck. If you are reading this Marty, please call me. I miss you