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Orphan Black (2013–2017)
6/10
Fantastic Premise That Never Delivers
2 November 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Performances are great all around. We all know who needs to win an Emmy for her work on the show. That is not up for debate.

My problem with this show is that there is only so far you can take human cloning. The stated goal of all the great conspiracy from two seasons of television is and has always been to simply make a human clone. There is no great mystery to Orphan Black at all. There is no great purpose to the clones or to any of the projects or factions -- simply a battle for control and a struggle for the clones' continued existence and to find a solution to their own sickness. But there is no greater benefit to the work that went into creating them other than a group of people who REALLY want to have kids and defend their patents.

Season One was fantastic and really hooked me. Then after Season Two, you realize there is no great mystery to be solved here. It is simply a never ending cat and mouse game for the clones to survive against factions that only seek to use them for their own purposes. However, none of this benefits humanity, except possibly the medical community for experimentation as lab rats, or the military to create a perfect solider. Both of these themes have been explored to death during the past 50, maybe even 100 years of science fiction. Aside from that, there is no greater purpose to these clones or to this entire series except to debate the morals and ethics of human cloning and who "owns" a clone.

That's a fine premise for a movie, or for a few episodes of a television show, but to make an entire series simply debating the existence of human cloning is a paltry and pathetic use of the sci-fi genre. To me, this series isn't sci-fi at all, and does not push the envelop, it is merely standard issue drama / action / thriller fodder with some medical politics thrown in for spice.

We know today we can clone humans, and in some dark places of the world, we probably already have, but aside from that and their survival, what's the greater mystery? We cracked the ability to clone a living thing a long, long time ago in scientific terms. There is nothing new here except a series of great acting performances all done by one woman. The rest, once you strip away the outside, is unfortunately mediocre fluff.

It really seems like such a terrible burden to always be looking over your shoulder for that evil corporation that simply wants to profit off you and use your daughter to find out why clones get sick, or that religious group that want to kill you or worse, own you or use you, simply because you exist. This is too tiring for viewers to have to sit through again and again and again. And what happens if all these factions go away and the clones get an injection that stops them from getting sick? Yes, that's right, the clones go back to living normal, tax paying lives as regular people, exactly where we found them when the series began.

Is it so challenging from a showrunner's perspective to reveal at least the existence of a greater plot device for these characters? Say, perhaps, that they hold the key to unlocking the next stage of human evolution, immortality, or abilities beyond our present understanding?

For Orphan Black, yes, that is simply too great of an expectation for this series to undertake.
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Avatar (2009)
7/10
The Future of Entertainment
21 December 2009
Warning: Spoilers
Avatar represents the future of entertainment, both production, distribution, and exhibition. When the technology moves to video games it will represent interactivity as well.

As a technological and artistic movement it is rated 10/10 and is one of the most important films made in the last twenty years and is as revolutionary as Toy Story or Star Wars.

Judged only on the critical literary merits of film, including plot, story, narrative, characters, subject, genre, etc. it is rated 7/10.

Avatar is a very solid film and presents a message that although somewhat trite and heavy handed when presented to educated liberal minded people, is sadly needing to be brow beat again and again these days into the walnut sized dinosaur brains of the blunt skull denizens crawling around the barbaric red states.

In cinematic terms: The Green Movement meets Pocahontas, The New World, Dances with Wolves, and Starcraft.

One theme on the soundtrack is very reminiscent of Willow. James Horner's signature sound is audible from the very beginning.

JC's love of manga and mecha is very clear, right up to then grand finale which is a really intriguing reflection of the final battle in Aliens.

Sigourney Weaver ties a lot of the film together and her voice dominates every scene she is in.

My only complaint is that I think JC should have done even more with the back-story and especially the science, and for a three hour film, it could have been another hour or two and I wouldn't have cared at all. It was certainly epic and the only way to see it is IMAX 3D. If you saw this film in any other format or on any other screen it would be an immediate 6/10. Bigger is better.

Half the fun is the total immersion that is only accomplishable by IMAX 3D and JC's brilliant direction of every aspect of what you see, hear, and feel. As groundbreaking if not more groundbreaking than any other JC film to date. A milestone in entertainment and technology that absolutely cannot be missed.
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5/10
Wanted to cut my own wrists after watching it...
19 May 2009
Warning: Spoilers
Films like "Wristcutters" prove again and again to me that there is an incredible market out there for low-median IQ aesthetic "trip" films which juxtapose would be comedic surreal elements with a potential serious dark plot that always end up leaving any critical viewer high and dry, trying to understand and interpret one dimensional main characters in vain and wondering why they devoted and hour and a half to this constantly chic drinking and smoking road trip that critically and thematically goes nowhere. Some occasionally bright acting, flawed but not technically bad direction, yet typical bad film school writing where aesthetic reigns supreme and story, plot, and character development suffers from severe malnutrition and lack of attention. Purely aesthetic "atmosphere" films are a trip, but trying to overlay an underdeveloped story and characters onto them usually results in boredom.

The film is, however, a success at reaching its base: unaware burnouts, pseudo intellectuals, dead-enders, lifelong stoners, and basically anyone working a sh*t job they know they shouldn't be but are too content with circumstance to change that likes to drink and smoke till 4am with their family and friends on most weeknights in some failed Midwestern post-industrial wasteland after stocking up on cheap alcohol and smokes from the local 24 hour big-box superstore.

Hollywood and "indie" flavor of the week outlets like Sundance love to pick up these films knowing that they're an easy sell once word gets out around the base that a great time can be had sitting around drinking, smoking, doing some light recreational daily drugs that stave off real depression wasting time with a bunch of local similarly inclined compatriots on films like these with so many plot holes they are actually considered challenging to this base, mostly because they let you fill in your own life's subtext and idiosyncrasies wherever you want and you can't ever be wrong. Failure is ultimately both sanctioned and glorified all the way up to the stereotypical heroin chic overdose scene, finally proving in the last scene that even failed existential redemption and ever lasting mediocrity will earn you a second chance at life – just don't try it at home.

If you like to think about films and enjoy a great story with complex dynamic characters that experience catharsis and internal resolution, steer clear of this flick. If you are happy with your average small town blue collar life, even with creative class aspirations you won't ever totally achieve, then you will love this film. Just don't think about it too hard, with or without a clear desire to dissect the film or its plot or characters for better understanding of the filmmaker's intent – you may hurt yourself, or end up slicing your own wrists.
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Hard Eight (1996)
5/10
Soft Eight
15 July 2007
I really enjoyed Boogie Nights, as it seems most people have, and I totally hated Magnolia. I feel asleep twice trying to watch Punch Drink Love and have since given up. So the other night I thought it was finally time to watch Hard Eight and see what all the fuss was about.

Throughout the entire film I was left waiting for some real character development, or maybe some characters with an IQ greater than 35. Yes, Sydney seems cool and really deep, but in fact we never get to know anything more about him, what makes him tick, or how he actually makes his money. Who is this guy? Who are any of these people? Why do I care? Characters don't have to be super smart or crafty or ultra deep to be likable or interesting, but when all they add up to at the end of the day are a bunch of sketches about as thin as playing cards, it really makes you realize you're watching a very amateur or at least poorly written film. Such great acting talent is wasted here on performances that look and feel right out of a theatrical stage play or a student film trying to play on the level of Pulp Fiction, but with massively undeveloped characters, motivations, and plot turns that are totally arbitrary or just downright illogical. We never get any real back-story about anyone until almost the end of the film and many of the most interesting questions about what motivates these people are never answered. Instead we are left with what amounts to a collection of scenes that fail to tell a compelling or evolved story with only one major twist that comes out way too late.

Hard Eight is essentially a great short film or one act play with enough character development appropriate for those formats, but as a feature it simply lacks enough subject matter and overall development to be anything more than a sketch of a film with a threadbare storyline and one-sided, unidentifiable characters who end up reacting more like animals than humans.

Philip Seymour Hoffman despite having only one scene still manages to steal the show.
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Inland Empire (2006)
10/10
Lynch's Best Film, Hardest to Watch, Yet Most Rewarding... A Masterpiece.
18 December 2006
Inland Empire is the Man with a Movie Camera of the 21st Century. It is the most experimental, surreal, and technically brilliant film I may have ever seen. Lynch proves that all he needs is a simple DV camera to show the world the entire range of human emotions and the human experience from the happiest to the darkest moments we must go through to achieve salvation and cleansing of the soul. This film is not so much about a particular story or narrative as it is about analyzing, exploring, and creating a visual palette for ideas about traveling to and from the past, present, and future as it relates to our constant journey back and forth into our own psyches and our collective unconscious. Each of Lynch's films explores the mind in terms of Jungian philosophy, focusing particularly on The Shadow; however, Inland Empire goes further in this direction than any film previous to it. If Mulholland Drive was 25% a dark and surreal suspense thriller ghost story and journey into the nether regions of the mind and 75% classical, yet not necessarily structural or connected narrative, Inland Empire is 10% straight narrative and 90% raw psychological horror ghost story.

The journey is long and hard but at the end you will be rewarded with the kind of peace and serenity that can only come from a meditation this long, deep, and powerful. I was filled with only inner bliss as I left the theatre and slept like a baby, completely at peace. This is David Lynch's most powerful film and speaks volumes on the many unexplored topics of how this medium can communicate, terrify, and heal in ways we have not yet even begun to understand.
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Shortbus (2006)
10/10
Easily the best REAL Art Film released since Lost in Translation...
16 October 2006
I haven't been inspired to write comments about a film in a long time, but Shortbus had me literally reeling in my seat from the first ten minutes.

We are so screwed up today as a society of people and we don't know why we cannot connect with each other and form meaningful relationships both sexually and emotionally or find that special partner who we're supposed to love that's supposed to make us complete. In that sense, Shortbus deals with many of the same issues as Hedwig and the Angry Inch, but in a new and equally groundbreaking way. Yes, there is hardcore sex, and honestly, there should have been even more, it is used as another layer of paint on one of the most poignant canvases I have seen in years. This film is part of a new breed of cinema that dares to force actors to cross over the line from acting in a film and portraying a fictional character to actually being a subject in a documentary: the once strict line that distinguishes where a character begins and an actor ends has become totally blurred and is no longer recognizable for the actors or rather beautiful and real human beings who appear on screen in this film.

As much as this film is about its characters and their lives, it is about the state of underground or lack of underground art and culture in New York City, particularly the lower east side art scene – a nostalgic yearning for a time and an age of culture and community that is sadly gone in present day Manhattan. Theoretically, Shortbus forces us to question the nature of the spectator in a movie theater, watching a TV screen or computer monitor, or looking through the viewfinder of a camera. It is rare for any film these days to ask and provoke the kind of emotional responses and questions about the nature of spectatorship, voyeurism, censorship, viewership, and pornography while at the same time pushing the boundaries of cinema, redefining cinematic, and fusing multiple aesthetic systems that Shortbus does in under two hours.

An immediate addition to the canon of great films on multiple levels, Shortbus should be seen by every film student and anyone else regardless of sexual orientation that is questioning who they are, how they fit in, what they are feeling, and their viability in this society and in their own community or search for one as an artist. Reminiscent and evoking many of the same issues and themes as Lost in Translation, this film reminds those of us who are still lost and in the closet about it that there are more of us silently searching for each another than we can ever imagine.

A note about the ending without ruining anything: many people that will balk at it for not being realistic or digging deep enough or as deep as the rest of the film may be missing part of the point. The whimsical CGI animation used throughout the film should immediately tip you off to the fact that there is a magical fantasy element present in the storyline that is represented by Shortbus itself. This when combined with the nostalgic seedy underground art scene depicted in the film causes one to realize that the ending and resolution of each character's issues is in fact a just a continuation of that nostalgic fantasy for the bygone lower Manhattan cabaret scene, and thus adds another bitter sweet layer to the film. We can already guess the brutal reality of what will happen to each set of characters and their relationships in the film, but that doesn't mean it is what has to happen on screen. What happens inside Shortbus is a hopeful and optimistic fantasy set in a burlesque and erotic theatre of the absurd, what happens outside is our hardboiled reality.

If you cannot find yourself somewhere in this film, somewhere in the mythical Shortbus, you might not actually exist.
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10/10
A wild and surreal trip into the mind of a master.
20 March 2005
I think this is possibly Miyazaki's most intriguing movie. All of his other films are very linear and even though their highly varied worlds may be visually stunning and highly creative, I feel the dreamy world of Howls Moving Castle is by far the most captivating, bizarre, and imaginative of all the worlds Miyazaki has ever envisioned.

What I love about this movie is that it's highly emotional without a great deal of logic or plot or story to get in the way. In this way the film is simple, pure, and extremely beautiful. It is as if the characters go from one emotion to the next, in a world that is as random as one's own dreams. Some people have complained about the lack of plot or story or serious character development, but even though the characters are fairly static, their emotions and the physical changes they undergo as they go through these emotions brings out a higher truth that is seldom given such artistic and natural freedom.

I think this is a very smart movie in many subtle ways and it's one that I look forward to watching again on the big screen and then on DVD. Although it flirts from theme to theme to theme with a kind of animated attention deficit disorder, the landscapes and utter unabated surrealism left me stunned and never bored.

Also, from a quizzical character design perspective, Howl is certainly one of if not the most beautiful characters that Miyazaki has ever created. Howl is an interesting departure from Miyazaki's more classical wabi-sabi anime style that most of his heroes and heroines are drawn in as Howl is definitely a very contemporary bishonen.

If you're looking for quaint settings, dynamic characters and a very involving character or plot driven story, you're not going to necessarily find them here, but you will find an equally stunning and pleasing movie if you let yourself go and enjoy this passionate, heartfelt and surreal Miyazaki dream.
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The humor in this film is actually KILLING Roger Ebert! Find out why!
16 October 2004
I was reading on the message board about people's reactions to Roger Ebert's review of this film, (found here: http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20041014/REVIEWS/40921007) and it prompted me to write a piece about TA: WP as it relates to a slew of films just like it released in recent years, along with Trey Parker and Matt Stone's other work.

Ebert didn't actually say much about the film in his whole review, which wasn't one of his best – he basically glossed over parts of the plot and story with a few highlights yet didn't really explicate on his rating, whereas sometimes he doesn't even go into a film's plot at all, he just writes an opinion about the film or how he reacted to it, and sometimes why.

I think what he's reacting to most strongly but doesn't want to write a thesis on is the new kind of nihilistic "without a point"

humor (dubbed by some as existential comedy) that has crept up and exploded big time in Western society in the last ten years thanks to early films like "Delicatessen," "Spanking the Monkey," "Bottle Rocket," and writer / directors like Wes Anderson, David O. Russell, Jean-Pierre Jeunet and of course our small-town American heroes Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Other such films would be "Zoolander," "Rushmore," "City of Lost Children," "The Royal Tanenbaums," "Amelie," "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut," "I Heart Huckabees," and the upcoming "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou."

While I think the majority of these films are in fact quite funny, they always leave a strange and unfamiliar taste in my mouth which is surprisingly becoming more familiar. One could argue this dates back even further to "Dr. Strangelove," but I think that film falls into black comedy in a more traditional definition than today's much more nihilistic existential variety, mostly because of the world being destroyed at the end of the film and the inherent message contained therein. I think TA:WP does have a point and the point is essentially the same as what some read out of South Parkian humor in general: F&%K America, F%&K politicians and both sides, F*$K celebrities, hell, F#%K everyone and most of all, F*$K you too and let's laugh about how absurd the world is.

Parker and Stone make the excuses that people should be educated on the issues or else they shouldn't vote (or be allowed to) or that they themselves believe both sides have inherent flaws, but then the only position left is in fact to be apolitical, nihilistic, or just an anarchist or perhaps an existential Libertarian. This is all fine and well, but when millions of people with inherent positions are exposed to this message weekly on Comedy Central or monthly on the big screen, it really starts to erode a lot of our internal social framework that has been carefully constructed by Western media over the last 70 or so years and I would argue is psychologically destructive or rather just schizophrenic or just psychotic in the end. I'm not at all saying these kinds of films should have a point or give us something back, but I am commenting on the dichotomy of what we're doing here:

An example might be that in TA: WP they're satirizing the whole genre of shitty action movies with cookie-cutter characters that follow a stupid character transformation and heterosexual romance formula again and again and again. However, much like "Adaptation" which satirizes the similar problem of formulaic genre message pictures and story lines, as well as the popular contemporary musical "Urinetown" which again satirizes the constructions of modern musicals and the stupidity of their subject matter, all of these pieces ultimately conform to and embrace the extract problem they satirize, making an intelligent audience go "Hunh? What are they actually saying here? Are they trying to deconstruct and critique this or are they in fact preaching and reinforcing it at the end? What's the position, where's the message, is the message that there is no message or that there shouldn't BE a message?" This is the kind of stuff that makes Ebert's head explode and what funds media reception and cultural studies programs in liberal arts colleges all over the world.

A lot of us go to see a movie that's going to give us something psychologically or intellectually or information wise to take home and chew on, be that eye candy, ear candy, mind candy, or just a really zany off-beat comedy, but instead these films leave sarcasm and cynicism far behind by embracing outright existential nihilism, so we leave the theatre with LESS than we came in with, aside from the occasion laugh out loud moment.

And in a period where a vast audience is dying for something more out of film, ("Lost in Translation" comes to mind), what is this saying about the people and industry creating these films? To me it feels like in order to keep us needing more we're purposely fed these nihilistic comedies that drain us even further. And I think that's one of the reasons "Translation" was so widely embraced by so many people: it really made us aware of our inherent loss by putting that loss on display – inside of what started out as an existential / nihilistic comedy. To me this was brilliant, but I'm getting away from the topic, although TA: WP made me think about "Translation" again which is why I mention it here.

So, back to Ebert, I do think be believes the film to be funny and have its moments, but I also think he was as drained by it as I was, and damn it, I'm tired of these films and their creators and producers taking both my money and my energy and eroding my value system, ego, and perception of reality.
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1/10
This was a TERRIBLE film. Read why did I and others rated it a 1!
31 July 2004
Warning: Spoilers
*READ AFTER YOU'VE SEEN THE FILM, CONTAINS POSSIBLE SPOILERS*

For anyone who believes this movie was an excellent suspense thriller and a superb film...you have been brainwashed worse than Raymond Shaw.

This film, or more importantly, this screenplay is only the latest entry exemplifying a very alarming trend in major Hollywood suspense thrillers. Most notably, the film `Godsend' came to mind almost immediately after seeing `The Manchurian Candidate' as a prime example of the same flaw, as well as to a lesser extent the films `Training Day' the cryptic Mamet thriller `Heist' and the `Indy' non-Hollywood but equally flawed (and for the same reason) `Cabin Fever.'

What these films have in common is the single major problem with dramatic screenwriting today; the lack of a well-planned, well-executed, well-developed, payoff laden or at all logical third act. For those who may not know what I'm talking about, if you were enjoying `Candidate' quite a bit as I did in the beginning, then felt it slowed down a little and got less scary and weird in the middle, but was still very entertaining, and then at the end took one of the biggest *dumps* (for lack of an expletive) that a bad script can, you've identified the problem too. Think of the terrible plot holes and enormous flaws in the logic of the plot starting about half way through and getting worse and worse till the out-of-nowhere ending. For instance, if these people, Manchurian Global, were able to do this kind of mind control effectively, why would they even have let Ben Marco go back to his normal life, why wouldn't he be as under control as Raymond Shaw all the time? The answer, because then the movie would suck and the story would cease to exist. Much more importantly, at the end, why or rather HOW could Marco fail in his objective to assassinate the president when in every other instance a mind controlled character does what they are told to do? The answer, because then the movie would have ended on a logical, but unfortunate unhappy ending. Is it an accident Marco killed the wrong people, did Manchurian Global give him another order AFTER `Mother' did? If you start thinking about a number of things like this that happened as the film progressed and try and apply logic to them, you'll find yourself quite muddled and confused. You'll be left with snippets of information and jumbled footage and scenes that paint a clear picture that some critical screen elements and scenes you needed to see are in fact completely missing. In addition to the horrendous third act, the general editing of the film was poor, even the opening credits sequence featured unhinged jump cuts and strangely juxtaposed sequences that were jarring at best. This is what happens when an edited film is edited AGAIN, for the wrong reasons, and by the wrong people. It's dumb Harvard MBA Studio Execs using bad box office science to make a BAD movie which tests extremely well with monkeys.

The problem is that what was a good screenplay with several very interesting ideas and great political intrigue was either abruptly finished the way studio executives thought it should be without any concern for logic, story development, or the plot, or it was a major hack job on the third and most important act of the screenplay. The film `Godsend' has this same problem, great first act, okay second act which starts to go bad half way through, and then a TERRIBLE third act and ending which ruined the whole film. `Heist' has a very similar problem, mainly third act related, and the list goes on, including `Cabin Fever' for example, same exact problem: cool idea, starts off great, then the third act comes and SUCKS. `Training Day,' ironically another Denzel Washington film, also has this same problem, a BAD third act where everything starts unraveling the wrong way for no reason at all. On that film I can at least say after hearing from the writers' own mouths at a Q&A that I know they were not to blame, as they had a much different ending in mind originally, then they were told what to change and how to change it.

I urge you, please, DO NOT tolerate this kind of banality or we will as the `mindless' audience will continue to get films marketed on excellent, highly proficient and well-edited trailers as `Candidate' had, high levels of supposed intrigue, and great performances that fall apart like a house of cards the minute a single gust of `logic' is blown by way of the story.

If you left the theatre entertained but unsatisfied, demystified, and feeling unfulfilled by this film and you don't know why, I've had the same dream too, it's not you, and it's not something you missed. Other people seem to think there isn't a problem and that `everything is under perfect control' with this film, but it is not, there are major things wrong here that should have been fixed by any writer or studio executive with half a brain, but instead they were left blatantly exposed, like another huge logic plot hole concerning `Dr.' Noyle and why there were press clippings of him doing things for Manchurian Global and then AT THE SAME TIME press clippings and research saying that he's a known illegal, banned in Western countries certified `mad scientist.' Keep thinking about that one for awhile, or just take some more of your medicine or turn on FOX to hear what MOTHER has to say.
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7/10
Hilarious! Depressing! Eye Opening! Exploitationist! Propaganda! Welcome to Michael Moore.
25 June 2004
Everyone should see this movie, but not for the reasons you might think. The first half of the movie is basically hilarious, almost to the point that one might suggest Michael Moore should be making pure comedies using archival footage and setting it to music as he does brilliantly many times in this film. Then the humor starts to fade away and the propagandizing starts as well as the exploitation, sensationalism, and way over the top sentimentality. This is where I felt the wheels sort of came off and the film started to loose some of its established credibility.

One of the best things about documentary is its ability to uncover history unknown to most people and even at times unknown to everyone. There is some of this in this film, but Moore frequently doesn't dig deep enough or probe or postulate far enough about some of the things he uncovers. For instance, he discusses the Afgan pipeline and some of its history, but he doesn't go back 30 years to explore the real story of American involvement in the pipeline pre-Soviet Afghanistan.

Also, he makes it seem like Bush didn't react to the bombings because he was either being just plain stupid or just didn't know what to do. He fails to uncover material pertaining to the PNC (Plan for the New American Century) initially created by Rumsfeld and Wolfowitz years ago during the Clinton years which in its final form calls for things like multiple wars on multiple fronts (Iraq, Afghanistan?) catalyzed by a "new Pearl Harbor" (9/11?) which if dissected to the degree Moore uses for other subjects here, would have been a much more powerful, and conspiratorial movie implying more than just Bush's family connection to the Saudis and his own incompetence. Instead, he just defames Bush by pointing out how corrupt his family ties are to the Saudis and making him look like he's just some kind of idiot punk cowboy out for war of any kind.

The overall problem of the film is that the only people that are going to see it are the choir which he is basically preaching to. Real conservatives have already been told what it's about and they've heard the story before, so in the end all it is ultimately going to do is strengthen both camps and further separate the national political bases.
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Suicide Club (2001)
5/10
I've cracked the code! I know what it all means!
25 April 2004
Warning: Spoilers
*WARNING! MASSIVE SARCASM AHEAD AND POSSIBLE SPOILERS!*

(Although there isn't really anything to spoil...)

In response to other reviews, I've decided to tell everyone just what this film is all about and why it works so wonderfully.

For years I have been pondering both why films like these are heralded as masterpieces in Japan and at obscure film festivals, winning such highly coveted jury awards as "most groundbreaking film," and crazier still, why certain Westerners fall in love with these kinds of films and defend them and their "artistic merits" kicking and screaming to the bitter end. But, I think I have discovered just what this film is all about and what it's really doing… I honestly think this finally explains it! This does, however, make some assumptions which need to be stated if you're going to make a film like this:

1. Everything must be done at a child's level (storytelling, characters, messages, etc.) because this is your level as a writer and director, and that of your entire audience.

2. Story, plot, character development and other evil "Western Cinematic Constructions" like loose ends being tied up or solutions to plot holes or solving riddles or anything pertaining to "The Great White Satan's Logic and Rationality" are totally optional and never required, if at all possible, they should be avoided in defiance.

3. Your clear goal in making the film is to teach young school girls with trendy tattoos that they should indeed kill themselves.

So basically, the way you accomplish these things is by showing scenes of events happening and then direct emotional reactions to them. Some examples:

Girls die, people are sad. More girls die, people are crying and sad. A detective learns from a coughing child guru that he is responsible for his family being murdered, so he kills himself (shouldn't we all in his situation?) Don't trust children that keep rabbits! Cats and dogs from the street go in white sheets and should be eliminated by androgynous boys named ROLLY with glittery platform shoes by stomping on them, and then break into song about how great death is, all while some school girl is being raped then stabbed to death. But right after, and this is NOT optional, you do the right thing and turn yourself in, thereby removing yourself and your deviance from society.

Finally, and this one is most important, tattoos in general are bad, especially trendy ones in weird shapes, these must be removed by a demon blacksmith with a lathe, after this special lathe used for removing them it is approved by a team of very young children. The message? Young children do NOT approve of tattoos, nor do demon blacksmiths.

As punishment for having one, after it is shaved off, you need to jump in front of a train or off a building, your choice. BONUS MESSAGE: a life as a street vendor isn't worth it, end it all with your choice of white pills, you'll fall asleep and it will all be over.

I think maybe the only real social criticism that does work in this film is that if your friends are getting tattoos and you get one and if a pop group tells you to kill yourself and all your friends are doing it, you have to too. This is a problem with numerous changing fads popularized by here today gone tomorrow Japanese pop bands singing about how great life and death are, perhaps even in the same song, and the what if scenario of suicide ever becoming a popular fad.

But that's irrelevant, we should all do the right thing, shine while you live, dance around, worship candy pop rock, but always keep in mind: people with tattoos are better off dead, that's absolutely clear.

I hope this helps anyone who may have had a "hard time" with this film.
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The Dreamers (2003)
6/10
A Heterosexual Film Cleverly Disguised as a Bisexual Wet Dream
7 February 2004
Warning: Spoilers
*POSSIBLE SPOILERS*

If you're bisexual or gay and you don't want to be, this anthem of unashamed nudity is the film for you.

It is of high interest to me at least that in a world where individuality is praised over all else that such conformist filmmaking still exists to the extremes seen in "The Dreamers," especially for such an art house piece. One cannot discount Bertolucci as a filmmaker, his craft is superb and his technique unsurpassed, but his sexual politics are highly questionable.

This is probably the closest I have ever seen a film teeter-totter on the edge of having real bisexual characters, yet carefully making sure to never cross into that "dangerous" and "forbidden" territory. One could say the same about its incestuous brother / sister couple, for he never "entered" her, so technically they didn't really have a sexual relationship, so by this logic they basically weren't really a couple. And Michael Pitt never really did anything with Louis Garrel so basically they were both straight, except that they liked to be naked a lot and take baths with each other, against the "hot" backdrop of the '68 Paris riots. What kind of message is this film sending? That it is okay to lie naked and so intimately close to other members of the same sex just as long as you don't touch them in any way that might be considered sexual? Or that one would go too far by having a brother and sister make out or worse make love on screen? But implying that they do, except actually they don't, is okay instead?

This is very confused filmmaking when dealing with sexual politics and it sends mixed signals; a kind of very strange, conservative, and conformist message to the art house scene. My opinion: if you're going to make a film about a boy that falls in love with a girl and a boy, whether they are brother and sister or not, then make that film. Don't make a film pretending to be a film about a boy that falls in love with a girl and a boy but only makes out with the girl. This is a highly pretentious and cold way of treating a potentially beautiful concept.

Interestingly, the way the sexuality of the three-way relationship was treated mirrors the way the Paris riots where treated, they were utterly glossed over and unreal, they felt like an overtone to a movie about a hopelessly romantic yet sexually mature heterosexual American boy falling in love with a confused little French girl who just happens to live with her weird heterosexual Siamese twin brother. And they all love to sleep naked next to each other. It is unbelievable how a film about love, sex, and the beauty of openness can be so utterly cruel, closed-minded, and conservative. If you like your sex and history the way you like your toast, buttered on one side only, then enjoy this bitter piece of celluloid chocolate.
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10/10
A nostalgic, yet timeless call to action...a true masterpiece of Hollywood Classical Cinema
7 February 2004
My comments shall be brief, for few comments are necessary to describe this tremendously beautiful film. If you have not seen it and are at all interested in filmmaking, by all means, watch this wonderful gem.

Aside from the practically perfect script, filled with gags and jokes that have stood the test of time, the flawless performances, and the fantastic sets, what strikes me as most memorable and moving about this film is the incredible nostalgia it filled me with. I am not a person who was even alive in the 70s, let alone the 40s, but as a person involved in the film industry I could not believe how emotionally overcome I was when I finished the film. It is such a strong and passionate call to action for anyone who wants to tell a story, and a captivating look into why audiences go to see films and how best to truly move people. Moreover, the film shows us a brief glimpse into the studio system in its glory days, when working on a picture really was like going to work with your extended family, people that cared about your well-being, looked out for you, and made sure you were going to be okay. Some remnants of this still exist today, but not to the extent they flourished during the Golden Age, when if you were part of the town, the town made sure you were safe and secure, whether that meant a cop escorting you home when you had a little too much to drink, to protecting your image and reputation, regardless of the type of people you choose to have sex with. Neither of these things are at all a part of "Sullivan's Travels," but the feeling of the comradely and familial nature of the studio by looking out for its many artistic children is definitely an important part of the story.

One can see clearly after viewing the film why this period in cinema worked so well and so was so unanimously successful everywhere in the world. Human stories are universal, as is the language of comedy, and the language of cinema. If you really want to be moved by a great period piece, don't rent a movie about the Golden Age, rent one made during it.
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Elephant (2003)
5/10
Two Words: Rock Bottom!
30 November 2003
Warning: Spoilers
Our man Gus used to be one of the greatest American Independent filmmakers of our time. Then he made the "dangerous compromise" by doing a few successful studio films followed by slew of cookie-cutter dreck, which was then followed by a mediocre period of hits and misses. Now it's back to the art house, but unfortunately it's more like the sh*t house. Sorry, there won't be any more of that, I promise. On with the review.

*POSSIBLE SPOILERS*

"Elephant" in my opinion has three huge problems. First is the title, which comes out of nowhere and is completely meaningless to most of us. I know it was the title of someone else's film that Gus stole implying the "giant white elephant no one can see" but that doesn't matter; it seems to have no place being attached to this film with this subject matter without any explanation. All Van Sant had to do was mention the word elephant or the idea of the giant white elephant just once, write it somewhere on a wall, or have an elephant actually in the film, perhaps then the title would work and most people might get it.

Second, this film is basically 80 minutes long, I'm sorry, but that is not a feature film. I mean come on now, let's be serious, you should at least make it to 90 BEFORE credits and that's for a comedy!

Third, and this one I'll elaborate on, the film can't see past the end of its own nose; it has the potential to be something great, but it turns the proverbial gun on itself almost from the very beginning.

Here's the thing about Columbine folks, forget all the crap you've heard on the media about "why they did it". It wasn't violent video games, it wasn't that they were outcasts, and it wasn't that they watched too many Nazi videos. They shot up that school because they were GAY GAY GAY in a place where being GAY GAY GAY is simply not allowed, yet alone understood. They were ridiculed at school and everyone knew what "they were" and for whatever reasons they couldn't find any way out so they went over the edge to make a statement about what happens when you have (or feel you have) no outlets left. That doesn't mean it's right, killing innocent people never is, but it does make a powerful statement about the problem (suicide bombers?)

Some of us have been there about a variety of things from sexuality to personality and thank goodness most of us didn't bring a gun to school the next day. In a world so regimented that fitting in, especially in a small conservative town, is social life or death and being an individual is the most regulated stereotype of all, who knows how much worse these problems will get before they get better.

In "Elephant," Van Sant tries to work with this idea somewhat but he only plays with it; he never says anything or makes any kind of point. He does portray the "other" kid types as what they are, boring and pathetic, but he treats our heroes / anti-heroes mostly the same. And let's call a spade a spade, that cute blonde boy is only there because he's cute and we know why he got all the camera attention; he was practically the only thing really worth looking at during the film that held my attention for longer than 2 seconds.

So, no points for Gus for not taking a stand and for pussing and wussing out on something that could have been a hallmark film that seriously paid attention to gay youth that doesn't want to or doesn't need to "come out of the closet." I'm not saying these kids, or what they did had to be glorified, but as a filmmaker and writer, if you're going to attempt to look into people's lives, don't do it from the sidelines by just taking a bunch of pretty pictures.
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Party Monster (2003)
Straightening homosexual characters doesn't work.
7 September 2003
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This film has some great performances, especially by Seth Green, Marilyn Manson, and Dylan McDermott. Wilmer Valderrama is great too as DJ Keoki. Whether you like or hate his acting, Culkin is "interesting" to say the least and did hold my attention. I don't believe though as other users have suggested that he is the worst part of the film.

*MINOR SPOILERS*

I think the film has a few major problems; the biggest being that it is a gay movie trying so desperately hard to pretend it's actually straight. Either this was something Culkin had to have in order to do the film or whether it was the writers / directors hoping to reach out to a larger audience, it failed miserably. The problem is when we meet Gitsie it is so obvious she was inserted as a beard for Culkin / Michael; if she actually was part of his life then the way she is put into this film is atrocious. She seems extremely out of place and that her only purpose is to try and show some kind of ridiculous love affair when it's so clear Alig is a total homosexual. Sure, maybe he fooled around with some girls, but he falls in love with guys and acts totally gay for 99% of the film, his "heterosexual" scenes with Sevigny are totally unbelievable and against his established character and character traits.

My second major problem is Alig's and the other gay characters neutered lifestyle representation in the film. For instance, every time there is about to be an onscreen kiss between two guys, the film cuts away, especially at the most important time in the film between Culkin and Valderrama. Again, sounds like writers / Culkin trying to "straighten" out this totally gay film by cutting around the real gay actions that might have actually taken balls to act. Anyone can hold another guy's hand or put on a dress, but portraying a believable and in this case heartbreaking physical relationship on screen with another guy takes real mettle. I mean it's not like this film has a chance for a mainstream release as it's far too gay for a normal straight audience, so why not give the non-straight community a decent representation of how Alig actually lived, which was through his relationships with men, particularly Keoki.

A final complaint: poor Wilson Cruz has so little to work with here, I suspect because he's actually "gay" or should I say "out". It would have been interesting if we got to know more about him and his own life instead of just being the drug dealer.

Aside from these identify and representation travesties, Seth Green really does carry the film and provides probably the most honest character that seems the least altered for this film. If you're going to see it, see it for his performance and that of McDermott and Valderrama, together they provide some really cool characters that we like and want to get to know more. The film could have been improved a ton and remained much more honest or at least seemed that way if Gitsie's character was eliminated and the filmmakers or Culkin were not afraid to actually explore the physical and sexual nature of Alig's character instead of just a topical overview. If you're trying to write a bisexual character, you have to do it that way from the start, otherwise it almost always seems like a beard and really hurts what could otherwise be an interesting character, as is the case with Alig. However, if you're trying to write a full on gay character as a bisexual character to straighten a film out, you're doing a huge disservice and not only hurting but insulting audiences on both sides.
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Donnie Darko (2001)
8/10
Actually, it's not that dark...
1 August 2003
Warning: Spoilers
This film is simply too highly rated because people are trying to take it apart and make 1000 meanings out of a story filled with meaningless McGuffins and Red Herrings. If you want to understand the film as a film made by a man, have a look at this explanation for some insight into DD...

*POSSIBLE SPOILERS*

I went to USC Film School so I can comment with some credibility on production students like Kelly. Take a quick look at this and you can see how USC production film student psychology explains much of DD that is a mystery to the rest of the world. First, read Richard Kelly's brief little bio and personal quotes on his IMDB page. Then, think about this: USC production students, especially those that spend $60,000 on a grad film that is a monstrosity of sci-fi and camp and mad scientists and teleporters are people who are trying to make 100 different films inside the scope of one big short film, DD is exactly this kind of thing: a glorified big short film. It is always a goal of every production student to one-up your colleagues and friends and to make a better "film to end all films" - whether it be on the student or USC graduate level. If you take this philosophy of filmmaking and place it on a film like DD it starts to make a lot of sense.

For instance, Donnie Darko is not about time travel, it is not about God, it is not about philosophy, it is not about love, it is not about Frank, Gretchen, Cunningham, Grandma Death, small towns, suburbs, Chinese girls, Sparkle Motion, violence, bunnies, channels, gym teachers, portals, choices, mental illness, Drew Barrymore, or anything else for that matter. And last but not least it is certainly not about Donnie Darko. It IS about Richard Kelly imposing 1000 different ideas, which, each in their own right, are intriguing and might make an interesting short or perhaps a feature. But when you put them all together into an under 2 hour film like DD you end up with a real mess, a very entertaining roller coaster mystery mess that keeps you guessing, but still a big mess. I saw Darko in the theater when it came out and it was fantastic and I was really freaked out, I also enjoyed Star Wars Episode 1 IN THE THEATER. Then I saw Donnie Darko again on HBO two years later and the writing on the wall was clear: it wasn't about anything I had previously tried to rack my brain thinking it was about. It is just a collection of McGuffins that serve no purpose other than loosely tying ideas, characters, and scenes together using more Red Herrings than a Hitchcock film, the whole film itself is a Red Herring, it is a film that was made because a film based on that material and those ideas could be made and entertain an audience, and Drew Barrymore would get a part.

People like to say this is an example of a "non Hollywood crap movie" but in the end it IS just another Hollywood movie, it is simply a compilation of a bunch of sci-fi B.S. that makes no sense on purpose, some religious wondering, and some overly emotional human responses to life, all thrown together in a blender and put together in an "Indy" style.

My advice, if you see a movie in the theater and you think it is the greatest film even made, see it again on the small box at home, if it is AS GOOD OR BETTER, then it's a great film, but if it falls apart big time (Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace anyone?) then you'll know you're really seen the film for what it truly is.
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Serial Experiments: LAME?
18 June 2003
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POSSIBLE SPOILERS:

There is a part of me that enjoyed moments from SE: LAIN. And there is also a part that wants to rename it: Serial Experiments: LAME.

The problem for me with this interesting series is that it lacks enough content, even for 13 episodes, which is one reason it is 13 episodes as opposed to a regular 26. For anyone who has seen .HACK / SIGN, if you were to boil down that entire LONG drawn out and almost meaningless series you would end up with the first 6 episodes of SE: LAIN. If you boil down the first 6 episodes of SE: LAIN you would end up with perhaps one and a half episodes of Neon Genesis Evangelion. Episodes 7-13 of SE: LAIN have much more content and intrigue to them than 1-6, but even all of their content could be boiled down to about three episodes of Eva.

Now, this is not to say Eva is better than SE: LAIN, they are two entirely different genres and concepts even though they tackle the same human problem. What I am saying is that after watching the first six episodes, the series really begs the question of whether it is trying to be Art for Art's sake without regard for any other convention, or whether it really cares about the story it is trying to tell. Narrative, or rather the lack thereof, is a conscious decision on the part of the filmmaker and in the case of SE: LAIN I think it is what causes great consternation in a lot of viewers anxious for new or challenging content in a continued and consistent stream. The series simply doesn't have it, unless of course your idea of a continued and consistent stream is watching immature 13 year old school girls banter about LAIN.

It has great video and graphics effects, wonderful original art, and it has an interesting soundscape, (I wouldn't call it a soundtrack), plus it has many many creepy things all mixed around in strange ways. The last half of the series is where story and background and some interesting twisted and appropriated science and history and other jazz starts to get added in all of a sudden, however, in the end there simply isn't enough dough to fill the cupcake molds set out at the beginning.

That time was spent being arty and using repetition and digital effects all in super slow motion and that's fine, but I feel in trying to blend a narrative "story" and trying to build LAIN into something more than what she was while also trying to strengthen paper thing support characters, the show ultimately fails in all of these respects. The people that suggested this show to me as a MUST SEE really built it up and I was highly disappointed while I waited for hours on my sofa for something to HAPPEN or a decent and intriguing explanation to be given. What is given as an explanation is insignificant to the bigger picture and does not adequately tie in all of the other material and questions brought up at the beginning, (what happened to the whole KIDS thing anyone?). People are going to counter with, "Well Eva certainly doesn't explain everything IT brings up, but, actually it does, you just have to watch the show about three or four times. The only thing you are going to get after repeat viewings of SE: LAIN is a renewed sense of unrequited love and angst on the part of LAIN for Arisu. As a pre post-Apocalyptic lesbian serial drama / anthem, SE: LAIN has potential, but that is as deep as the characters are going to get.

The bottom line: Eva was written in the late 80's and early 90's and finally produced in anime form in 1994 whereas SE: LAIN was basically all done in 1998. Today, in 2003, almost 2004, Eva is still just as ground breaking, bizarre, and captivating as it was in 1994. SE: LAIN however has not dated very well at all, the proliferation, integration, and evolution of "the Wired" or the Internet as we call it has really made a lot of the "new" things discussed in SE: LAIN seem almost trite and borderline banal at times. As something "new" to the Japanese viewer in 1998 and needing explanation, I could understand the show's didactic tone at that time, but today for a more global viewer, it doesn't hold our attention, we already know about what's being discussed and the nostalgia is not present.

Seeing this show in 1998 would have been good, but I think as the years go by it will continue to loose intrigue and insight as it attempts to mold itself to the viewer as something set in "Present Day, Present Time" which makes it unfortunately very dated given the "edutainment" style and presentation of the material.
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1/10
Big! Big! Big! Nothing...
21 December 2002
Sorry Martin, this wannabe "Titanic" didn't do a thing for me...

I don't want to say this is simply a film for the masses about the masses but that's the way it turned out: a big fat mass of masses for masses.

That said, without spending too much time, I belive the film fails honestly because Scorcese is attached to it.

If this was a film made by any unknown director or some greenhorn, I would have no choice but to applaud the effort as the EFFORT is tremendous. But, when you look at the body of work and more importantly the intelligence and multi-level approach of Scorcese's other films, this film completely fails in comparison.

Somewhere along the way this film was butchered, (pun intended) whether it was by the studio, by Scorcese, or by the batch of writers who's conflicting visions and machismo keep bobbing up and down throughout the story. I believe Scorcese (or the studio) tried too hard to make a film for "today's (young) audience" instead of just making (or letting Scorcese make) a Scorcese film. Sure, perhaps many of today's brainwashed and dumbed down proles might not get it, but the film would have entertained the large following this director has cultivated over his many years behind the camera. If the only story he wanted to tell was a nobody wins revenge tale without redemption, flanked by an extremely shallow and cookie-cutter romance, then why waste all the time and money with 1860's New York? Whether or not Martin is actually washed up or still possesses his own magical abilities with a camera I cannot say, but it seems that whatever his original vision was, someone went through it (violently) with a cleaver.

It's interesting though, as a comparison, the actual base human story of "Titanic" has the same cookie-cutter romance elements as "Gangs" yet it is crystal clear that the FOCUS of "Titanic" is on an IMMACULATE portrayal of both the ship itself, the passengers, and the events that took place -- an accurate portrayal of history is the most important factor. "Gangs" does not present that same sharp and exacting historical focus to any degree, instead bits of chopped up pseudo history and gruesome violence are thrown around for a bit color in an otherwise monochromatic, by the books, and boring love story.

Bottom line: I can hear this bomb falling right now... Half my theatre left after the 2 hour mark, some before, and that was on opening night.
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Could have been a better ST:III but...
14 December 2002
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*SPOILERS*

Many other users have already explored most of the film's problems and plot holes / issues, but what I wanted to comment on are two things, the overall theme at the end and the general emptiness I felt after the film was over.

The emptiness had nothing to do with Data's heroism, but everything to do with the whole Next Gen universe coming to an end. Captain Picard was the quintessential TV father / uncle / grandfather figure to so many of us Millennials out there and now that he's gone I really feel quite a bit empty inside. I mean when the TV series ended you knew that was it, but you still knew you'd see him and the crew again in movies for some time, but now even that time has come to an end.

I say it could have been a better interpretation of the main idea of ST:III because the way this one ends we remember that Data uploaded all his memories to B4, and so just like Spock uploads his "memories" to Bones at the end of ST:II, it would have been sort of nice at the end for B4 to have begun just a little bit to remember, emphasizing the whole Death / Rebirth theme, sort of like how viewers have stayed with the crew since the beginning and now have to become our own persons at the end of the journey, but we still have all those memories.

Not a bad film at all, but in general many of the TV episodes had much more to say in much less an amount of time.

A little more push on some central archetypal thematic elements and more of a reflection or reincarnation of the ST:III theme might have helped the film close the universe a bit better and leave me still sad but less empty. What are we going to do now, Captain?
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0=1+1+1+1
12 October 2002
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*possible extremely minor spoilers*

(In case you didn't get the joke I'm saying the four main characters don't add up to anything, backwards.)

Most of the other reviewers have pointed out all the major flaws, but they have failed to mention something that struck me about this film. Although after it was over I felt nothing for any of the characters, even the bathtub girl, there were simply too many good things, or just good points in the film for me to just forget it. Believe me I tried.

Some of the scenes in the snow and many of the glimpses of intense expression from one character or another, or the one true phrase in the whole film "No one really knows anyone" (although it looses half its power the second time you hear it) stuck with me after I had went home and even the next day. I wish I could say I completely hated the film but it was more like going treasure hunting with someone who doesn't know the difference between diamonds and poo. They go off and bring back a big chest thinking it's all good, and you're stuck spending the time finding the few really true and brilliant diamonds while you have to go through quite a lot of poo to find them. Avary has so many good clips here but regardless of how they are edited or what gimmicks he uses they can't tell a meaningful and complete story using basic narrative, plot, and character conventions, there's quite simply too much poo.

I wouldn't say the film is a waste of 2 hours; rather it's a good study for film students that aspire to be something more than student film makers. As long as you can detect and explain what works and what doesn't work, why the characters are one dimensional, and why you don't care about anything or anyone in the film, there's a lot one can learn about capturing the few genuine moments that grace the screen.

On another note, having recently graduated this June, I found it sad to see college depicted as merely an endless self indulging egotistical alcohol-drug-sex driven orgy that either ends in depression, loneliness, and attempted suicide, or just suicide. I'm not saying every college movie should be like "The Paper Chase" but a balance of the other things you learn there combined with how you loose your innocence makes for a better study of true character growth. However, this film isn't about character growth, (or is it?) no one grows here, they are the same at the end as they are at the beginning, they still don't know each other and we still don't know them, (perhaps there is nothing to know?)

You can decide which is true, if the filmmaker wanted to show us a change but failed or if there actually was nothing to go from and to. Either way the characters are completely uninteresting; they are purely self-centered and static. Any kind of drug-orgy college tale fails if you don't have at least one character that is dynamic to serve as a comparison, someone that says, ‘Well not everyone is like those people! I changed, there's still some hope!'

If Avary's only point is merely to critique what the college institution has become, implying that everyone at college is like these four stereotypical and cardboard characters and that this really is all that college is today, it's a darn shame, and a waste of film. As much as filmmakers are inadvertently given to expressing their thoughts on contemporary society, they are responsible for offering us a solution or an alternative, not merely a critique; a critique is nothing more than a one-sided essay: it is not a STORY.

If you're a student of film, see this movie, otherwise, it may be better to leave it alone.
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5/10
The Emperor is not wearing any clothes!
25 September 2002
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Well, someone has to say it! There are 21 comments behind this one and only one that actually speaks the truth about this film! Just because you're making an Indy film doesn't mean you don't have to care what comes out of the camera and just because you're watching an Indy film doesn't mean you don't have to care if it has anything to say at all.

*Minor Spoilers*

There should be a greater purpose in making a film than just 'making a film', you should spend the proper amount of time writing a film and then rewriting and rewriting again. Then when you have that final draft, re-write it one more time just to make sure it's really what you are trying to say. `A Better Place' runs into trouble from its writing alone.

Never mind its amateurish look and fake blood; these can be easily forgiven had the writing been up to par. I wish I could say a lot of Indy films lately showcased better writing but sadly this is not the case. Indy was born out of the shackles and banalities, clichés, trivialities, and other trite conventions of the 'mainstream Hollywood film'. But there used to be something to an Indy film, it used to be something the Independent Producer was really proud of to put his name and his money behind it, however, in recent years the general concern for quality in the Indy film has went into the toilet as IFC and video stores will pick up and distribute almost anything.

What's quality? Well, mainly 3 things, writing, acting, and editing. Directing is something that happens when the other three are done right, a film that's beautifully written, brilliantly acted, and well edited almost always looks and feels good, regardless of who directed it. So what's the problem with `A Better Place'? Well, mainly the writing and theatre-style acting, which results in the appearance of poor directing.

This is a cheesy made-to-be-like-reality teen horror/philosophical thriller, but it is neither 'real' nor philosophical. The intentions are good, I can feel what the director is trying to say, but he is babbling like a baby most of the time. I don't know where he or anyone else on the film went to school but kids do not act and talk like this, at least anyone interesting and worth listening to: kids trying to act like they went to school and had those kinds of friends act like that. Real edgy students are ten times colder and ten times more hateful, spiteful, aggressive, and sexually explicit. Perhaps two of the only films I've seen in the last 10 years that expressed how teens that I care about watching are these days were "Kids", which really captured America's badass inner city high schooler and "Bully" which showcased the utter stupidity, boredom, and animalistic qualities of modern suburbia punks who can't do anything right.

These films accomplish something `A Better Place' doesn't, mainly because the writing is so much more true to life, the acting is subtle yet aggressive, and most importantly, loads of meaningless pretentious dialog doesn't drown out the acting.

Basically, this is the thing, just because you CAN make a film doesn't mean you should. I have a studio quality DV camera, I have 20,000 dollars or so I could go into debt if I wanted to, and I know people in L.A. that do all the jobs I could ever want or need on a set, but that doesn't mean I should go out there and make a film just to say I made one. I know I don't have writing that's solid enough yet. I've got a lot of good ideas but the writing just isn't done or isn't up to par for what it needs to be.

What I'm saying is that Indy directors today that write their own scripts need to take a step back and say, `Wait, even though I can make this film that was snubbed at every studio, rejected by big name Indy producers, and with an unknown cast, it doesn't mean I should. What am I trying to say? Does it come through with my writing, is my writing even realistic? Do people actually talk like that out loud or just in their heads?'

Raoul (the first reviewer) makes the two most important points, `A Better Place' is neither "real" nor "hardcore" -- the two things it tries the hardest at attempting. It's not real because people don't really talk like that out loud and the acting is theatre style, it's over acting for the stage and not under acting for the camera. It's not hardcore because the philosophical badass has nothing to say, wow a God hating nihilist, what else is new, looked around lately? A real badass would have pushed around Barrett and made him submissive, punched the old man or killed him on purpose because he was greedy, raped Augustine in front of Barrett, and eventually made Barrett kill Todd. Disgusting? Well maybe but that's hardcore. Simply put, the characters don't clash enough and their attempts at "hardcore" actions are unfounded and unbelievable, they are too wussy, they are fake and not extreme enough to be believable and scary from today's perspective because they are so extreme.

I can't say anything about the 20 people before that all loved the film, except that all of you and the greater Indy audience in general, need to stop accepting mediocrity and banality in Indy films and realize you're all being DUMBED DOWN by the general drop in quality of these IFC student projects. And to all these directors, stop and think before you make your next film, have some other people read your script, and then again, and then again -- just because you have the resources doesn't mean you should just shoot trivial characters and ideas, make sure you really have something to say that hasn't been said better before.
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Storytelling (2001)
Setting yourself up for depression...
4 September 2002
Watching anything by Todd Solondz is going to make you awfully depressed. Not because his films are bad, but because they are so good, and there is hardly anything like them out there today. Watching Storytelling in the theater was a blessing, but afterwards, my friends and I could only feel completely depressed! If you've never experienced Solondz's magic, this film can leave you a bit more uplifted, as you have Welcome to the Dollhouse and Happiness still left to explore. But if you've already seen these films, watching Storytelling can only make you feel bad, like a quickie, it's so good then when it's over, poof, you're bored and you want something else just like it, but different. I wish Todd Solondz made more films, but sadly after you watch those three, you're done, and it's back to putting up with dumpsters of celluloid garbage for the next year or two until his next film. I mean let's face it; where else are you going to find a great performance from John freakin' Goodman!

Sadly though, I find it hard to convince certain TYPES of people as to why Solondz's work is so good. I try to tell them the writing is award-winning and beyond most failed attempts at culture critique. I try and tell them how good the performances are. I even try and point out some fantastic themes out of the multitude available in his work. But these certain types, they just can't seem to get it.

But on the bright side, the one thing that does give me a boast about Storytelling is Conan O'Brien. Now, it's not the fact that he's here, but how he fits in, it's like there are people out there that do NOT understand Conan or his humor at all, they just don't get HIM altogether. Then there are those, such as myself, that completely understand Conan and all his self-deprecation. How can you not love a character like Scooby that wants to be Conan's sidekick??? Is this NOT the dream of every self-deprecating teenager and college student?!? Being able to simple make that point in a film, as Solondz does so perfectly during that scene with Scooby and Conan, right after the proverbial gay pseudo blow-job, is something most auteur's can't ever GET AT. This is why it's depressing watching the film, you see how brilliant this man is and how clearly he can speak his mind and say to you: "I hear YOU, I feel this way, and I know you do too, and this is here for US to enjoy, not just something for everyone." Some people say Art is something everyone can universally appreciate. Others say it is completely subjective. I think it can in fact be both ways. You can look at Storytelling or actually Happiness is better for this as formulaic, or formal art, the technical way the film is put together is brilliant, that's its universal art. The thematics, the way the auteur says what's directly on his mind in a way that a certain kind of person is immediately able to grasp a hold of firmly, that's the other kind, the subjective kind. This man understands communication, let alone life, like very very VERY few writers and directors ever have and ever will.
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No Such Thing (2001)
It's fun to learn from amateur films!
4 September 2002
The best part about films like No Such Thing is what they can teach American film students, or really any film student about ideas of storytelling, narrative construction, thematic expression, and just basic writing. It would be nice to say this is just a B film, or a failed attempt at a serious philosophical work, but in fact the film takes itself quite seriously and expects us to as well. This is not the case.

When I watched this film I thought of Wim Wenders "Until The End of Time" and Jan Svankmajer's "Little Otik". It's great to watch these films to see just how different a perspective their directors have on how to tell a basic story on the screen. In my opinion it's the completely wrong perspective, but I would say that is because I'm a very American film student. No Such Thing is a terrific example of everything not to do when trying to make a serious philosophical film. The film is riddled with such horrific banalities, euro trash acting, and is so trite and cliché at points that I had to stop watching it for 3-5 minute interludes to keep from screaming. The weird part is that some people really think this is what a good film is, that his is HOW TO do it, how to write, how to tell that great story, how to direct actors. In the same night I watched this film I also watched, for the second time, Todd Solondz's masterpiece, and yes it is a masterpiece, "Storytelling". One need only watch these films back to back to understand the difference between brilliant, tight, succinct writing and poignant, dead-on acting as is portrayed and executed in Storytelling, and basically stupid, contrived, and otherwise abysmal writing and acting as exemplified by No Such Thing.

Personally though, it's also interesting for me at least to see how films like No Such Thing get made, are distributed, are consumed, and how some people even enjoy them and believe them to be great when in fact they are basically beneath even utter trash, as good trash like anything Gregg Araki, is at least identifiable as trash from the start and is fully aware of its trashiness from the start, it is the intention of the director. But for films such as this that do take themselves quite seriously, we can only stare into the screen and wonder how far down people have sunk that green lighted them, and how further down they are pulling and tainting a blind audience. If there's nothing else on, people will watch anything.
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Something to be studied...
4 September 2002
I decided to watch a few "Indy" flicks on DTV the other day, "My New Best Friend" ended up being one of them. Needless to say, I didn't watch this movie for any chicks or dudes or Taye Diggs. First off, this movie is something cinema majors, film students, culture critics, and porn directors and producers should watch, everyone else should pretty much avoid it unless you're a high school student about to go away to some small college in some small town in near an ocean. Basically, the film intrigued me to the point of being dumb-founded enough to watch it all the way through. I was glad I did, because in the end the film at least makes linear sense and the story achieves some kind of closure and logic.

What I think is most peculiar is the fact that everyone is noticeably too old to be playing college kids. All the lead characters and most of the supports are basically actors in their early 30's trying to play 18 and 19 year olds. This is funny because reading IMDB profiles you'd think these people were actually 20 and 21 but in L.A. we all know better. This is a great example of bad casting, simply because there are 30 year olds that can play 18, and there are 26 year olds who can't, this film employs the later as opposed to the former.

The other interesting thing is the strange homoerotic almost misogynistic attitude the director takes with the sex scenes and relationships. When I saw the film I imagined some big burly very masculine male porn director type doing the directing, but instead it was very strange to find out the director was a woman. It's also interesting to note that although the film tries to market itself to a college, high school demographic based purely on female sex appeal, it fails as well because of its general B nature, lack of even soft-core sex, and unrecognized names.

So I thought, how could this movie have been improved? Then it dawned on me why it was so perfect! It wasn't really a drama or a failed unintentional comedy, it is a very A type porn! Someone simply forgot to tell everyone the sex scenes were supposed to be real and hardcore, and the movie was supposed to be distributed by Vivid or Wicked Pictures and play on the 590's (for those that don't know, those are the porn channels on DTV). Anyway, I think it's good to study this film as a model for the future of A list porn, a story with a solid beginning and end that makes good sense and rewards you slightly at the end, but has no real substance at all or meaning, yet instead, contains just the right amount of sex, if it was hardcore in the first place, this film would be making millions, at Adult Bookstores that is.
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Spriggan (1998)
7/10
A fast-paced high-tech bloody buddy film.
21 June 2001
"Spriggan" is a fairly decent piece of anime showcasing some of the best high action / movement animation I've ever seen; technically it is quite a well-developed film with many intricate cuts and superb editing. For anyone interested in a decent action / sci-fi thriller, I recommend this movie without prejudice.

Thematically, I don't think it is as deep or metaphysically intriguing as films like "Akira" or "Ghost in the Shell" nor do I think it raises enough questions and insights about its subject matter as say "Neon Genesis Evangelion," particularly in how it deals with its own use of religious iconography and mythology; they are more of a "technology" than anything else, however, the film is still enjoyable.

And of course there's the completely benign homo-social relationship between Yu and Jean to add to the fun.
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