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Unfrosted (2024)
10/10
Funny Nostalgia Fest
5 May 2024
If you don't recognize the toys shown in the first minute of this movie, stop watching. You're not old enough to watch this film. If you are in our club, and you understand the references, this movie is lots of fun. It cleverly uses movie tropes, advertising icons and toys of the past to tell a 95% fictional story about the invention of the Pop Tart. The whole cast is fabulous, the 1960's costumes and sets are charming, and the humor is good natured. There is no message, because Jerry Seinfeld knows that sometimes entertainment just needs to be entertaining.

My only nit-picketey criticism is that this story takes place in 1964 in Michigan, so the references to Cabbage Patch Kids (1983) and missing children on milk cartons (1984) are about twenty years off. The DEI Asian family speaking perfect English was anachronistic too; immigration from Asia mostly began after the Immigration Act of 1965. The reference to Q Anon Shaman and the January 6 Capitol Riot was way off target on the time line, but it was so funny that I'll excuse it.

Go buy your favorite toaster pastry to snack on while you watch this. Silly Rabbit, Trix are ___ ____.
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3/10
Left Me Cold
22 April 2024
I wanted to like this movie, but it was just no fun for me. I was aware that I was sitting in a theater watching something and wondering when it would be over.

This was based on a true story, but it felt so cartoonish that huge liberties must have been taken with it. There was no main character, just a bunch of guys who get sent on a mission. They're working for the British, but they're doing something technically illegal, so they could be put in prison if the Brits capture them. We don't know anything about any of them, just that they all have a mutual hatred for the Nazis. They are all indestructible - like superheroes, but without the backstory, fantasy world, fantasy skills, and fantasy costumes that make superheroes fun. They kill everything in their path and have no vulnerabilities, so there's nothing to root for. They easily plow their way through the movie until it's over.

There's a half-Jewish female Mata Hari type spy who keeps a German officer busy by being pretty and sexy. I'm Jewish and I couldn't even get interested in that character or root for her. She was too robotic. (She looked Hispanic, not Ashkenazi Jewish.) She sang "Mack the Knife," an old song that I like, but the music behind her was so God-awful that the song was ruined.

The Nazi villain was a bore; he didn't do anything. He never put an obstacle in the way of the team of heroes. He went to a costume party dressed as Julius Caesar, but he wore a Nazi party badge on the Caesar costume for no reason. Maybe the filmmakers knew he was dull and were worried that the audience would forget he was supposed to be a Nazi.
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Mean Girls (2024)
6/10
More Is Better, and this version is Less
13 January 2024
For those of you who are fans of the Broadway musical, here is a list of the missing music: "It Roars" (replaced with a song that's not as good) "Where Do You Belong?" (What were they thinking by leaving out this showstopper?!) "Meet The Plastics" (Only Regina's first few verses were sung. Gretchen & Karen's parts were cut) "Fearless" "Stop" (Again, what were they thinking by cutting out a showstopper?) "What's Wrong With Me" (reprise) "Whose House Is This?" "More Is Better" "Do This Thing"

This is supposed to be a film version of the musical, not a remake of the original fetch & flawless film. So, leaving out so many songs was a bad idea. The characters all suffered from this choice; they all seemed too bland.

Cady did not sing "Apex Predator." Instead, Damian sang "And though Janice is great, she does not have this power," while Janice shrugged. This was such a poor choice, because we didn't see Cady falling under Regina's spell. Gretchen's changing relationship with Regina didn't play out well. The actress who played Gretchen captured the character when she spoke, but when she sang "What's Wrong With Me" in Regina's closet, it just didn't make me feel for her. Something got lost in translation.

A lot of the comedy was lost in this version. Although "Sexy" was filmed well, Karen just wasn't as funny as she was in the 1st movie or the Broadway version. Damian wasn't as funny; without his biggest songs, he didn't shine.

"Fearless" may not have been the biggest hit song, but I felt the loss of it. There needed to be a sharply hit moment when Cady realizes she is the new Queen Bee, freed of her oppressive relationship with Regina. The original film used voiceover to convey that realization and the musical used the song "Fearless." The film musical kind of glossed it over.

Another thing that was missing was the image of all the plastics walking together, all looking beautiful and glamorous. "Being in the Plastics was like being famous." On Broadway, "Apex Predator" captured that feel, but in this movie, the song focused on Regina alone and lost the power of the clique.

The Plastics just weren't feminine enough. Everyone looked too tough. It was like this version took place at the "south side" school that the principal said he left in the original. Even the nerds didn't seem nerdy enough. Regina started out looking like she had already been eating Calteen bars for months and we didn't see her change after Cady tricked her.

The chemistry between Cady and Aaron also did not come through. Leaving out "More Is Better" and the Aaron's part in "Stupid With Love" didn't help.

"I See Stars" was a magical finale on Broadway, but this film did not end with musical magic.

What did I like? "Revenge Party" was still lots of fun and it was filmed in a colorful way. "World Burn" was done well, and "I'd Rather Be Me" had a great energy.
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1/10
Goes Nowhere
10 December 2023
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This is a film about a 13-year-old girl who has been watching the TV series "Friends," but just before she watched the series finale, a cyber-attack war begins and her internet is knocked out. Fortunately for her, she is staying in a luxury vacation rental that has electricity. The girl, her big brother, their parents, spend the rest of the film wandering around aimlessly with the man who owns the vacation house and his daughter. The mood is like one of M. Night Shyamalan's bad movies (not "Sixth Sense). It can't decide whether it's a war movie about an attack on our tech infrastructure or a supernatural movie. It's too boring. The dialogue is unrealistic and Julia Roberts struggles with it because it's so awkward. Kevin Bacon is good, but he only speaks in one scene. The whole thing seems like a giant missed opportunity for what could have been a good story.
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Cats (2018)
2/10
Too Dark and Humorless
27 April 2023
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I'm a cat lover. I really wanted to like this, but it was horrible. The main problem is that children's animated films should be comedies, and this one was written like a drama. If the writers were trying to be funny, they failed miserably. I would not show this movie to any child. The mood is creepy and somber. Most of the film looks depressing. The characters are all too serious. Some of the scenes are too scary for children. There was one which had the kitten in danger of drowning and another which showed the kitten trapped in a plastic trash bag and loaded into a fiery incinerator. - I found these very disturbing to watch, even though I'm an adult who understands the formula and knew the kitten would be fine. The story is bad. The kitten longs to find "peachtopia," which has nothing to do with peaches when they find it, although we do see some tomatoes or cherries. No idea why cats would even care about that.

The title is "Cats," but too much time is spent on animals that aren't cats. There's a macaw, a gibbon, raccoons, deer, goat, etc. There should have been lots of moments of cat behavior that cat lovers could relate to and chuckle at.

This film has no charm at all. It should never have been made.
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Amber Alert (2012)
2/10
Not so bad if you fast forward
2 February 2023
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This movie was free, so I didn't bother reading any reviews before watching. I almost gave up on it because the two main characters were arguing for a long time and the story didn't move forward. But I decided to fast forward a bit. The characters were still arguing, still saying the same things over and over. I fast forwarded again, no change. When I stopped after my third fast forward, there was a plot again and it was enough to keep me watching until the end. A big chunk of this film should have been edited out. I can't help but wonder if the filmmakers found themselves with a script that was too long to be a short and too short to be a feature, so the actors were allowed to improvise a lot just to make it the required length.

Since it was obviously a very low budget film, my expectations weren't high and I was forgiving once the story moved forward. I don't think the actors were bad; the two leads were cute together, and the male lead did a nice job of playing that guy who has such a massive crush on a girl that he'll do anything for her.

The big problem here is that for the main characters to save the child, the police need to be ineffectual to a point that's hard to believe. The cops are no-shows after getting a call from people who spot the car on the freeway; so what was the point in putting out an amber alert in the first place? Later, they even "call off" the amber alert, and we never find out why.
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You People (2023)
4/10
Formulaic and Shallow
31 January 2023
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"You People" gave me a slight chuckle here and there, but much of it fell flat. There were a bunch a weirdly unrealistic moments that I think were supposed to make me laugh, but instead had me shaking my head and saying, "That makes no sense." The girl has a navigator and yet she needs a guy to help her because she's lost. The guy quits his job in finance (that allows him to have Gucci everything,) so he can try to turn his podcast into a career, and he buys a new house right away, before he knows if the career change will be successful. The guy is rich enough to own status objects, but he buys his fiancée an engagement ring with a tiny diamond. He tries to make up for the cheap ring by lying to her and telling her it was a Holocaust era heirloom, yet he gives it to her in a brand new Tiffany's box. He is supposed to be in love with her, but he lies to her. The parents plan a wedding for their kids, although they are broken up.

I feel like this only got a green light because it checked formula boxes and race-obsession boxes.

Maybe a wacky rom com is just the wrong genre for this topic, because it felt very shallow and there was potential for heartfelt moments. There were stereotypes everywhere, but neither of the lovers learns to adopt the other's culture in a meaningful way.
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Cropsey (2009)
8/10
Brought Back Memories; I'm a Former Islander
27 January 2023
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This film is 14 years old; I had never heard of it before; I just came across it while scrolling through documentaries on Amazon Prime.

I grew up on Staten Island in the 1970's, and lived in the Willowbrook area. I don't remember the urban legend of "Cropsey," but perhaps my brother would, since he was a Boy Scout and went to Camp Pouch, which is mentioned in the movie. I think they also mentioned the JCC camp, which I attended. We spent a lot of time in the woods when I was growing up on Staten Island. The JCC camp had a swimming pool and bathrooms, but we spent most of the day in the forest where we made our own camp site with a fire pit and rocks to sit on. There were patches of Greenbelt here and there that I explored with my friends. I didn't know about the old Sea View tuberculosis hospital until I took a walk in the woods as a teenager in the 1980's and came across it. I went inside and found a ledger book with browning paper. It had information about the patients and it was decades old. I wanted to take the book home with me, since it was a historic record, but it was too big and heavy to walk around with. I had a long walk home.

I was about 4 when Geraldo Rivera broke the story about the terrible conditions in the Willowbrook hospital. I remember hearing grownups referring to it and I remember kids insulting other kids by saying, "You belong in Willowbrook." Calling someone "retarded" was a common insult back then. I remember that in the 1970's, people began using the euphemism "slow" because there was a stigma to "retarded." I never set foot on the grounds of the old Willowbrook hospital.

I have fond memories of playing in Willowbrook Park, but I remember my friends saying you should never go there at night, because people were practicing devil worship there at night, and killings were part of it. My 6th grade teacher from I. S. 72 told our class that he had taken another class on a field trip and one child refused to go inside a church they were visiting, because of her religion. The teacher assumed the kid was Jewish and said that you don't have to believe Jesus is the messiah to walk into the church. The girl responded with, "You don't understand; I'm a devil worshipper." I remember how startled my teacher seemed, as he told us this story.

In retrospect, it wouldn't surprise me at all if there were satanic cults on Staten Island. Many practicing Catholics lived on the island; I even remember walking past a convent and seeing nuns in habits on my way to school. I can imagine some disaffected Catholics rebelling against their upbringing and participating in satanic rituals, because they were taught it was evil and they wanted to be bad. However, despite the prevalent rumors, I don't remember any actual proof being presented anywhere.

What I remember most clearly was when Holly Ann Hughes went missing, because my mother was friends with someone in Holly's family, her aunt, I think. I remember my mother had a stack of the Missing Person fliers with Holly's picture on them, and bumper stickers that said, "Please find Holly Ann." I remember reading a story about the search for Holly in the Staten Island Advance, and it said that the police had used psychics, who came up with some vague words like "woods." When I read that, my first thought was that Holly was somewhere in Camp Pouch, and my mother let me call the police to ask if they had searched there. (They must have, and I don't know why my mother let me bother the cops when I had no information and just a guess.)

I moved away from Staten Island, and my mother lost touch with Holly's family. I was surprised to find out about the trial this film circles around. I hope Holly's body will be recovered someday and her family will have some peace.

So now that you read all of my little memories, what is my critique of the film? Obviously, it provoked a lot for me personally, as I know the locations discussed, down to being familiar with street names, like Forest Avenue. I think the filmmakers did a good job editing; the way information is revealed, building up to possible motives for the crime, kept the film interesting and well-paced. They captured the spookiness of Staten Island's abandoned buildings.

Although I don't remember the "Cropsey" myth, I do remember some other big rumors flying around in the 1970's. New York kids nearly put the Bubble Yum chewing gum company out of business with a rumor that the gum contained spider eggs. (Google it.) We played spooky games at slumber parties about an apparition that was supposed to appear at midnight, but never did. I guess believing rumors and urban legends were part of our culture; maybe Staten Islanders were a superstitious bunch back then. And some of the boogeymen were certainly real; I remember everyone being freaked out about the Son of Sam.
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8 Days (2014)
1/10
Disappointing in every way
26 January 2023
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An important topic like this deserved a better film. A lot of these reviews bashed the actors. The acting wasn't stellar, but there was a lot wrong with this film that made the actors look bad. The dialogue was poorly written and came off unnatural. The characters were bland. There are scenes that last forever and do nothing to move the story forward. There are strange situations, like a cop questioning one teen character in his high school hallway after others were questioned at the police station.

There's a group of worried parents who decide they have to do something to find Amber after she is kidnapped, but all they do is pray. Likewise, after her rescue, Amber becomes an activist, and makes a speech saying "We have to do more than talk!" Yet all she does is talk. There's a lot of babble about "raising awareness" but no practical advice for preventing this crime.

The sound quality was poor. I heard a slight echo in some scenes. The score was nonexistent.

The editing was bad. There were some scenes that went nowhere and could have been cut.

The story of the two other trafficking victims who Amber encounters is not wrapped up well.
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7/10
Great Music, But A Little Bland
1 January 2023
Warning: Spoilers
I was a Whitney fan, although not a fanatical one. I heard all my favorite songs in this film, which is why I went to see it, but some were incomplete, so I wish this would have been done like a Broadway musical, with the songs sung completely from start to finish, with choreography and dancing. It's called "I Want To Dance With Somebody," and Whitney had lots of songs that I remember dancing to. I wish the film would have recreated the party atmosphere Whitney Houston created for her fans. The ballads were mostly done well; some nearly brought me to tears. But "Saving All My Love For You" was not sung in its entirety, which was disappointing. My personal favorite, "The Greatest Love of All, " was sung early in this film as an audition piece for Whitney before she was famous, so this powerful song completely lacked context. I wish it would have been performed when Whitney was trying to beat her drug addiction, when she was a mother, a wife in a volatile marriage, and when she was facing a declining career, bad press, and family who spent huge chunks of her hard earned money. That would have given contextual power to the lyric, "No matter what they take from me, they can't take away my dignity." Her death was not dramatized, and was dealt with in a vague way. That was a let down, I wanted more detail about what happened to her.

This film was written by the writer of "Bohemian Rhapsody," and they tried to structure it the same way as "Bohemian Rhapsody," ending with a most memorable performance. I never saw the award show that served as the climax of this film, so it was missing the nostalgia factor for me, and the songs she sang at that performance were not my favorites, so the climax was a let down for me, but it may be on point for other Whitney fans. I felt it didn't "capture the magic" as well as the Live Aid scenes in "Bohemian Rhapsody." I never saw "Live Aid," but I left the theater telling my husband that I wanted to see "Bohemian Rhapsody" again, because that final concert scene was so phenomenal. As amazing as Whitney's voice was, this film did not leave me wanting to see it again.

It seems like the topic of race has to be inserted into every film now, and that is annoying. The 1980's and 1990's were great because people weren't obsessed with race like they are now, and music united us all. It was mentioned several times in this movie that Whitney was the first "white-friendly" black performer. This was kind of insulting to whites, and it was also just weird, considering that the movie acknowledges that Michael and Janet Jackson were stars at the same time as Whitney. Michael Jackson had tons of white fans long before Whitney came on the scene. What about Donna Summer and Diana Ross? Lena Horne had the hit "Stormy Weather" which she performed in a musical in 1942, fifty years before Whitney Houston acted in "The Bodyguard" and made "I Will Always Love You" a hit.

I loved the actress who played Whitney, she was very charming and conveyed the power Whitney put into her music.
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5/10
Nothing Special
23 October 2022
This is a cute movie, but kind of boring. The main character is supposed to be fun, but she's too narcissistic. And when will this horrible anachronistic diversity casting fad end? I can't count the number of recent films that have been ruined by it, and this is no exception. It's just old and tired at this point.

This is the sort of movie I should have liked a lot. For instance, I loved the show "Galavant," which was also a comedy set during the medieval period. The screenplay for "Catherine Called Birdy" is nowhere near as clever as the writing for "Galavant," and it even seems to steal plots points from it. "Galavant" also has a young woman who is being forced to marry a boy much younger than her.
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Persuasion (I) (2022)
1/10
Poorly Done, Not Historic or Romantic
2 August 2022
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I'm not a Jane Austen fan, and I hadn't read the book. I didn't even know that this was supposed to be an adaptation when I started watching it. I just chose the movie because I thought a historical romance would be fun to watch.

The sets and locations were beautiful, but there isn't much to compliment other than that.

The first distraction was in the beginning when Lady Russell appeared and spoke with Anne. The whole thing seemed odd and I realized that I was watching a black actress play a role that was written for a white character. It just didn't work, and the confused casting just kept coming and coming. There are interracial marriages in my own family, and even though I'm used to seeing this in real-life, I was very confused when watching this film. It was hard to keep track of the relationships, of who was related to whom. I kept expecting some explanation for how all of these black and mulatto people became wealthy, titled Englishmen in the 1800's, which was historically inaccurate, but no explanation was offered. And just when you think it can't get any worse, a new love interest is introduced and he's Asian, and he appears to be related to the white leading lady somehow, and is also supposed to be related to a couple of elderly white women. Then suddenly a bunch of Asian extras appear out of nowhere, and I'm wondering if they are new characters that will have some kind of relationship to the Asian guy, but that never happens.

It is incredibly distracting to miscast actors in a way that is historically inaccurate. If this had been a "Clueless" style retelling set in the present, it may have worked, but what I watched was too much of a mish-mash.

OK, we get it. Everyone can fall in love with whomever they want and there's nothing wrong with dating someone of another race if you're attracted to each other. But I'm tired of filmmakers forcing interracial romances into every film, TV show and commercial just because. It's not creative or edgy; it's overdone and tiresome. In a historic drama, it's ridiculous and it makes your film look like a community theater production that couldn't get enough people to audition. And it's not as "reflective of real life" as these filmmakers think. They rarely show the most common types of interracial couples: white men married to Latina or Asian women. I would have been interested to watch a well-researched period piece about one of those rare mixed marriages from a couple of hundred years ago, but there's no need to stick this concept into an adaptation of a book that was not about that topic.

The casting diminished the film in other ways. The romantic leads didn't seem right for each other and there was no electricity on screen when they were together. I didn't want Anne to end up with Wentworth, and found it annoying that she was pining for him. I wanted Wentworth to get together with a character who I think was supposed to be Anne's niece, the incredibly stupid character who jumps from a great height and nearly kills herself.

I never saw anyone in this story who would be a good match for Anne. So, given that the genre is romance, the film fell flatter than the stupid girl who jumped. The audience has to enjoy watching the two leads fall in love or it doesn't work.

Cosmo Jarvis always looked askew and cross-eyed, so either the director failed by filming him in an unflattering way or perhaps he's best as a character actor.

Mia McKenna Bruce was pretty, but she mumbled every line and I couldn't understand what she was saying most of the time. Turning the volume up didn't help.

The whole movie had a monotone quality; it felt like every actor was speaking in the same way.

Lastly, Ron Bass and Alice Victoria Winslow did a terrible job with their screenplay, including many modern words (i.e "playlist") in the dialogue that took us out of the time period.

One of the people I watched this with fell asleep, another got bored and wandered off. I watched to the end and I regret it.
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1/10
It's Not America Anymore
18 July 2022
I watched AGT for the first three years and liked it, then I stopped watching for a long time. I tried watching it again in summer 2022. I was surprised that so many of the acts are foreign! Act after act is people from other countries who say that they came to the U. S. to audition for AGT. Some even said, in broken English, that they just got off the plane that day. These are not American citizens; they are not even immigrants with green cards who have been living in the U. S. for years. They are citizens and residents of foreign countries. How can this show still be called "America's Got Talent" when so many of the contestants are not in any way, shape or form American? I find it INSULTING. Is NBC trying to say that in our country of over 300 million people, real Americans are so talentless that acts need to be imported?

I would not be bothered by this if "America's Got Talent" had been canceled after its long run and revamped as something like "World Talent Competition." The foreign acts are not bad. But to allow foreign acts to participate and still call the show "America's Got Talent" is a big slap in the face to all of the talented Americans who are working on entertainment careers. Getting off a plane and stepping on U. S. soil doesn't make you an American; it makes you a tourist or business traveler. I'm sure even Heidi Klum and Eva Longoria did not call themselves Americans the same day they arrived in this country. My husband is an immigrant, and he did not start calling himself an American until he was naturalized. It was a slow process that took years.

I won't watch this show again, and certainly won't go to see the Vegas show.
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3/10
Too Sappy, Too Boring, Too Forced
5 July 2022
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Unlike the other person who wrote a review, I actually watched the entire film. I was looking for something patriotic to watch while I was home with a cold on July 4th. I knew from the trailer that it would be a sappy movie, but since I lean conservative, I thought it would be refreshing to see a movie that was obviously from a conservative point of view. I also like time travel stories.

Unfortunately, the film was no fun. It felt too preachy and contrived, and was not as whimsical as I was expecting. Too much time was spent in dead-serious soapbox mode, and not enough time was spent in comedic mode. This film won't convince any leftists to change their thinking. I'm the choir the movie is preaching to, and even I didn't find it convincing.

The main character was told at one point that she needed to translate the Constitution to a simple message for young adults. This set up a goal for her, but we never see how she accomplishes the goal. We are only told that she went on a bus tour (yawn) that was very successful. Screenwriting 101: Show, don't tell.

Her big speech at the end was not climactic; it was a bore.

I'm sure the filmmakers had good intentions, but it takes more than that to tell a good story and be entertaining. This film missed the mark. I gave it three stars because the concept of a music-based time machine invented by Benjamin Franklin is original. Unfortunately, the whole movie was not a good as that one idea.
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8/10
Top Guns Fight ... Whom?
3 June 2022
I'm a screenwriter, and the story structure of this film is perfect, which I why I gave it eight stars. I was 18 when the original film came out, and I liked it, but was not a superfan. I feel the same way about this sequel. Fun movie, but I am not inspired to go back and see it several times.

Something that made the film feel a bit incohesive for me was the fact that we never knew who the enemy was when the pilots flew their near-impossible mission. Seeing them fight against some generic "guys" just doesn't give me the same thrill as it would if we knew whom the pilots were up against.
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10/10
Nicole Kidman Was Perfect
21 December 2021
I just watched the film, and I didn't know who was playing Lucille Ball until I saw the credits at the end. That means Nicole Kidman completely disappeared. I saw Lucy, not Nicole. And *that* is great acting.

There's great writing, too. Not a boring moment.
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White Noise (II) (2020)
10/10
Fascinating, Valuable, But Some Missed Opportunities
30 September 2021
"White Noise" is about Mike Cernovich, Richard Spencer, and Lauren Southern, who self-identified as "Alt Right" in 2016 and supported President Trump during his campaign.

The best thing about this film is that it shows events in their lives and has them give commentary without trying to paint them as good or bad. You get an idea of what drove them, get a peek into their personal lives, and witness how they all began to slowly burn out after the initial high of Trump's victory in 2016.

I knew who all of them were before watching this, and I felt as though I learned something new about each of them. It was refreshing to get their side of the story.

If you're looking for an overview of the Alt Right phenomenon, "White Noise" will leave you unsatisfied.

For instance, the film tells you that Richard Spencer coined the term "Alt Right," but he is never asked to define the term. That would have been an obvious place to start.

Richard Spencer and Mike Cernovich may have both been on the right, but they have strong ideological differences. Cernovich is a civic nationalist like President Trump, while Spencer is an ethno-nationalist. They were fellow travelers during the 2016 presidential campaign because both supported Trump, but not necessarily for the same reasons. This film starts as this tenuous alliance is unraveling, which is quite interesting, but misses a huge opportunity in its coverage of the Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville. That rally was called "Unite the Right" because it was supposed to keep the alliance between Alt Right figures like Spencer and "Alt Lite" figures like Cernovich strong. Alt Lite influencers backed out of the event. None of the three people shown in this documentary were asked about why they decided whether or not to attend. Richard Spencer was present that day, but the film could have covered his experience and reaction in more depth, considering how impactful the rally turned out to be.

I notice that the film's poster shows the OK symbol, yet the story of the OK sign troll is not mentioned anywhere in the film.
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Death to 2020 (2020 TV Special)
3/10
Very Biased; A Few Funny Moments
28 December 2020
There were a few good laughs here and there, but it was so biased that I don't know if the few laughs were enough to outweigh the feeling of annoyance. Democrats were made fun of in a light way; they made fun of Biden for being old and boring. But the "jokes" about Republicans were constantly accusing Republicans of wrongdoing and immortality. I'm just sick to death of that sort of "humor." Leslie Jones was the worst part of this. She hardly seemed to be playing a character at all and she didn't say anything funny, even though she is supposed to be a comedienne. I was disappointed that the film went through the year's events and skipped the "murder hornet" story; one of the few non-divisive news stories of the year, and one that could have certainly been played for laughs. At the end of the film, I did not come away feeling any better about the crappy year we all just had, and I felt more worried about the future than ever, because this was an example of how polarized we truly are.
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A House Divided (II) (2020)
3/10
Very Poor Execution
26 October 2020
I'm a Republican and I give the filmmakers credit for creating a film from a Republican point of view, as there are so few. That accounts for the three stars I gave the film. However, this is just not a good piece of filmmaking. It's almost entirely one dinner table conversation; a "talking heads" piece that may have been better as a play. But honestly, it wouldn't even make such a good play, because it's very monotone and boring. It's too easy for the Republican characters to convince the Democrat characters that they are wrong. The film starts out with the characters saying that they don't want a repeat of a party they had 4 years prior, when they got into a big fight over politics and threw food. That earlier unseen dinner party would have made for a better film, because there is not enough *drama* here. The stakes are way too low.

This film won't convince any Democrats to change their mind because even if they get past the "MAGA movie" graphic in the beginning, they'll get bored too quickly and tune out. As a Republican, the film doesn't tell me anything I didn't already know, and it doesn't go over the arguments in an entertaining way.
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6/10
Cute Screen Version, But Has Flaws
11 March 2020
Warning: Spoilers
I read "Call of the Wild" in elementary school and saw this for the nostalgia. It was a very cute film and I enjoyed the comedic tone of the film. I may have even liked this film better than the book. It's perfect for a rainy day with the kids. Harrison Ford seemed very at home as John Thornton.

I was disappointed with a fault in the storytelling. Buck has a rivalry with the lead sled dog, a Siberian Husky, an alpha dog that chases rabbits to kill them, while Buck just chases rabbits for fun, then let's them go. There is a climactic fight between Buck and the lead dog, as the vie for alpha dog status. Buck wins the fight, but it is not shown that he kills the Husky, he just gets the better of him in the fight. In the next scene, the Husky dog is mysteriously gone, although we never saw him die, run from Buck in fear, slink away in shame or get chased away. He is gone with no explanation, and the two humans who own the sled dog team- a team they depend on for their livelihood- never once ask where the missing dog is, or attempt to search for him. I feel that whole in the story was unforgivable; it's the kind of thing that keeps a family film from becoming a "classic."

And WHEN will these people in Hollywood stop thinking that they are geniuses for throwing a bunch of black actors into period films, in roles that are extremely unlikely for blacks? Omar Sy is a fine actor, and he had his charms as Perrault, but he looked hopelessly out of place in 1890's Alaska, as did all of the black extras. I don't want to hear any excuses about "representation." Some of us movie-goers appreciate authenticity in period films, even whimsical ones with dogs who show human emotion. I looked up the State of Alaska's population statistics from 1890, and guess what? There were so few black people there that there was no "Black" category; they would have been counted as "other," if they were there at all, and we don't know if they were. Native Americans (listed as "Indians") were the overwhelming majority in Alaska; whites were the largest minority group, followed by "Mongolians" (Asians), and "Mixed." If any group was "underrepresented" in this film, it was Native Americans. The Native American woman who ran the sled dog team was a Kim Kadashian version of an Alaskan native. She spoke like a modern Californian, not someone whose first language was an indigenous one. There was certainly a missed opportunity here for giving us a glimpse of native Alaskan culture. Instead, all we got was over-representation of black people. Omar Sy would have been better cast if the film had taken place in 1890's New Orleans. There's nothing wrong with having a white actor play a French Canadian, especially in a story that takes place during the Gold Rush. I wish the casting directors and producers would grow some balls and start casting properly. The folks who did extra casting for this film failed to do their homework as well.
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1/10
Made a Joke of History
6 October 2019
It was too distracting to see all of the Black and Asian actors playing historic figures who were white in real life. They looked so out of place that I found myself laughing every time they were shown. They had to include a gay Hispanic, too. I'm surprised there wasn't a guest appearance by Jasmine, Mulan and Pocahontas.
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Unplanned (I) (2019)
7/10
Surprisingly Balanced; Not Just for Religious Viewers
30 March 2019
Before I write this review, I want to explain a bit about my background. Unlike the target audience for this film, I am not a religious Christian. I am from a secular-Jewish family and consider myself an atheist. I've been pro-choice for most of my life, but I realized last year that I was only pro-choice by default. My opinion on the topic was based on only hearing one side of the story for my whole life. Everything I read and saw was pro-choice. Every person I knew was pro-choice. A couple of years ago, I met some pro-life women, and I was surprised that they were not the "ignorant" people I've always been told they were. These were competent, educated, professional women, some in medical fields. I was told that they were against women's rights, but they were mothers who had been through pregnancy and childbirth; they had daughters who could be affected by the abortion issue in their lifetime. They weren't "anti-woman" by any means. So, I decided to do more research and consider the other side of the story.

I encourage other pro-choice people to do the same by viewing this film. You can not have an informed opinion on controversial issues without researching both pro and con points of view. I have not read the book "Unplanned," but I have viewed several of Abby's Johnson's speeches, and this film stayed true to her account of her experience working for Planned Parenthood. Although I expect, like all biopics, some artistic license must have been taken with the story.

I'm a screenwriter who has had films optioned and I have worked in development as a full-time Story Analyst. Cary Solomon and Chuck Konzelman have crafted an engaging adaptation. Since I had prior knowledge of Mrs. Johnson's story, the film was predictable for me, but I was still emotionally involved in the main character's journey from start to finish. The dramatization puts you in Abby Johnson's shoes, in the way that listening to a speech can not. It's never easy to take someone's real life and put it into a three-act structure with a satisfying character arc. but Solomon and Konzelman were up to the task.

At this point, I am not going to label myself either pro-life or pro-choice. Whether you think abortion should be legal or not, Abby Johnson's story reveals that Planned Parenthood is not perfect and needs improvement. Profits from abortion are a priority, so counselors are less medical professionals than salespersons. The counselors do not always give accurate information to the pregnant women who come in, and they mislead them, or withhold information about fetal development and the actual abortion procedure. I have spoken to women who had abortions as teenagers, who now regret it, and some of them have told me that they felt Planned Parenthood misled them and did not help them make an informed decision about their pregnancy. This film is important because it brings those issues to light. You don't have to be a religious person to appreciate that no woman should undergo a medical procedure without being fully informed about it.
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10/10
Like Having A Time Machine
18 December 2018
Amazing film restoration process really brings the past alive. I was never particularly a World War One buff, but this documentary was very moving. You realize just how privileged our lives are today. So many boys suffered and died needlessly back then. And yet, you also realize that they had something special that young men don't get today: the kind of camaraderie and bonding experience that is only gained by going through difficult times with others, while working as a team. God bless the soldiers of WWI.
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4/10
Cute, but Disappointing
27 August 2018
Warning: Spoilers
I was excited to see this movie. I'm white & some of my closest relatives are Chinese and Eurasian, so I loved the idea of an Asian cast. But the very first scene made my heart drop. (Spoiler alert) The film opens with a wealthy Singapore family checking into their London hotel room in 1995, and being turned away because they're Asian. I just didn't find this plausible at all. Heck, Asians were able to stay at fine hotels in Berlin when they traveled to see the Olympics in 1936. If the Nazis weren't turning them away in the 30's, I find it hard to believe that the Brits were turning them away in the 90's! The scene seemed like nothing more than a gratuitous dig at whites, yet *another* Hollywood film putting out the message that whites are racist. I wanted to give the screenwriter the benefit of the doubt. I thought, maybe this scene is a set-up and something about this hotel in London will be important later in the film, but the hotel was never mentioned again. It's entirely possible to make a film that celebrates Eastern culture without taking a potshot at Western culture in Scene 1. The film starts out accusing Brits (or whites in general) of racism, but then throughout the rest of the film, all of the Asian characters speak English with British accents. They appropriate Western culture throughout - Wearing Italian fashion, decorating their homes like the French, having an American-format wedding ceremony, and practicing Christianity (Buddhism is actually the most popular religion in Singapore; less than a quarter of the population is Christian), etc. I'm not really against cultural appropriation, but you look stupid if you put down a culture right before you emulate it, and that's essentially what this movie did. I expected the film to defy stereotypes and break molds, but was disappointed that it was just another predictable, formulaic rom-com filled with stock characters that we have seen a million times before: the lovers who come from different social classes, the mother who thinks no girl is good enough for her son, the kooky female sidekick; the nerd, the flamboyant gay guy, etc. The stock characters don't seem any less old and tired because Asian actors are playing them. In fact, this may have been why the movie felt so phony. It was a typical comedy that could take place in Beverly Hills , but it was masquerading as something new and exotic.

On the plus side, the production values were excellent. There were plenty of beautiful location shots; the whole film was a visual delight. Constance Wu is adorable, and the cast as a whole were good; I just felt that they needed better material. The mood was light and fun, yet there were few laughs - a prerequisite for a comedy.
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