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Dollz (2020)
1/10
dolly doo doo poo poo pants
10 September 2019
This film was so bad that my cat projectile vomited on the screen. Bizarre undertaking by a group of no-talent, no imagination, no skill nobodies. Honestly? with a little knowledge and equipment I would challenge this group to a class of 6 year old students and guarantee you a more worthy finished product. Clearly Amazon has no screening process in place -- either that or their screening process is engaged in conflicts of interest with select film producers...
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3/10
stupid
8 September 2019
The ending that never happened. Stupid, boring, never ending colossal waste of time and black screen.
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1/10
Repugnant
5 September 2019
Monsignor Horan: "There's only one more thing you could do for us!! Could you open that bar?...." (followed by roar of abhorrent laughter). "A great tourist attraction" promises of "International pilgrimage"...the prideful handmaid lamenting over who will carry the damned lamps! If indeed Our Lady did grace this township with Her presence in 1879 then She is surely weeping for this repugnant display of greed, arrogance and false piety. Shop keepers of Knock madly competing with each other, their precious wares of statues and trinkets on display....drunken clergy arriving on a chartered jet no less. Matthew 21:12-13 When Jesus, in His righteous anger, overturned the tables of vendors in His temple. Bah! For shame, the lot of you, for shame!!
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2/10
what in HELL did I just watch?
29 August 2019
Film went from intrigue to bizarre. One moment I'm spell bound to next moment I am wondering if I'm dead and in some altered state of consciousness....

we are subjected to this, this lemon jello, flatulence charged, gay bombed, flat boob topless horse riding warrior woman ---of course if you are seeking condom donned, phallic nosed chicken dancing doppelgangers then this one's for you. hey Fernando who the hell is Anthony anyways? nice bum.
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Fatal Secrets (2009)
1/10
Delayed flight? Waste time here.
8 August 2019
Liken this to a high school stage play -rehearsal. If you like to make fun of bad movies then crack a root beer and blow a bag of chips on this one.
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Half Light (2006)
2/10
Demi Bore
8 August 2019
This film was as bleak and dreary as the weather on location. The producers likely cast Moore to draw the viewers...apparently it worked as I have to admit that is why I chose to watch this.

Playing a toddler's mother, albeit realistic, was a role that would have been better played by a more youthful, hungrier actor (actress) who has not already imprinted the audience with her repetitive and predictable airs. bore bore bore
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PUSH (2017)
2/10
disappointed
25 July 2019
Story failed to intrigue. Felt oddly at unease watching this....had this creep factor without a supporting story line to endorse it.
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Solar Walk (2018)
7/10
reality is merely an illusion albeit a very persistent one - Einstein
18 July 2019
It's there / It isn't / It's nothing / It is everything / Invisible / surrounding / you now
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Mama/M.A.M.A. (2003)
10/10
important film
15 July 2019
It is horrific to learn that anti psychotic drugs were administered by health professionals to infant babies for gastrointestinal problems. Talk about child abuse. The implied collusion between the doctors and the pharmaceutical companies is an abomination in the field of medicine. One is left to wonder how many other drugs are being misused and improperly prescribed by doctors who lack integrity and even less morality.

MSP needs to be exposed to greater scrutiny by non-affiliated parties before allegations are considered. It's conclusions are as life changing as a death sentence. Such power and authority must be given to a wider spectrum of non-affiliated legal, science and medical professionals. A doctor may be called upon to give evidence, but not as final authority.
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7/10
good flick
15 July 2019
Ignore all these would-be film critics and their impotent drivel. yeesh. Chill kiddies. It's a good watch. Grab some beer and cheetos and go for it.
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Altered Minds (2013)
2/10
Are you kidding?
14 July 2019
Was not going to comment on this until I read one grossly overrated review comparing this film to a Bergman production and another response likened it to that of Hitchcock. This film was nothing at all to be held in such esteem. What insult.

The story was poorly written. Mumbo jumbo of supposed psychoanalysis. It's entire plot failed. Any degree of suspense is predictable. Emotional moments, intending to be poignant, are not qualified by any caliber of acting and in my opinion, forced and cringe-worthy.
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Final (2001)
6/10
good watch
13 July 2019
Excellent casting, characters believable, well played out and I stayed well tuned to see what came next. Ridiculous time warp depiction of character using walkman to play an ancient flag waving tune was so tacky. Great for low budget tho and in that sense, I changed my mind and up to a 6.
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Suicide Club (2017)
1/10
hands in mouth disease
12 July 2019
Character Liz couldn't keep her fingers out of her mouth and her hands off her face. The story was unremarkable and fell short on so many levels, it was bad...but hey, tricks are for kids, I'm sure they'll love it.
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1/10
artistic attempt? failed.
26 June 2019
The violence depicted in the beating and sexual assault of Erika, not only did it not fit the scene but was so far out of context that any stretch of imagination trying to pass that off as artistic is equivalent to playing out a psychopathic fantasy. Shame on all you involved. The repeated too many too long screams of the young female character and grossly over held camera shots just bombed. Amateurish too say the least.
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