Reviews

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Pyrocincal. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of memes, most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Pyro's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Shrek literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Pyrocincal truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Pyro's existential catchphrase "Marge Simpson," which itself is a cryptic reference to Pain. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Naill's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Pyrocincal tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

The experience that I had with this short fabulous film was phenomenal. I loved it so much that I died of death.