We make fun of them, right? From the obvious, like GoodTimes or Video Brinquedo, to the mysterious like Bevanfield, or Dingo Pictures, but what if I told you that there's a certain group of mockbusters that blatantly steal from Disney, characters, names, and even some songs, but get away with it, because these mockbusters make hundreds of millions of dollars in revenue, and are distributed by Disney themselves? That's right. I'm calling them mockbusters from now on, because they're just inferior versions of better films that stole content from talented people. Oh, and with the film this review is attached to, don't even get me started with the Behind-The-Scenes controversies.
Reviews
15 Reviews
Brilliant.
9 January 2020
You name it: Stunning practical effects, CGI, actors, writing, etc.
My only gripe is that the theatrical version doesn't have Saruman, or the Mouth of Sauron, so, I recommend to just do the extended edition, for those two scenes.
Ice Age
(2002)
Best one of the franchise (and possibly the only one worth seeing)
21 December 2019
Story: Manfred (Ray Romano), Sid (John Leguizamo), and Diego (Dennis Leary) are returning a baby to it's tribe. It's not really big on plot, but it's what's on the adventure that counts.
Characters: Manny's a lonely and bitter mammoth who lost his family to humans and he hates humans now, Sid may be annoying to some, but I liked his moments, Diego's a pretty interesting character arc, turning from bad to good, and Scrat's moments are funny.
Animation: Jeez, it's pretty dated, like the textures being off and humans being unnatural looking, but good for 2002.
Overall: Not really as good as Blue Sky's Peanuts Movie, but basically the best of the franchise. 8/10.
Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie
(2002)
The best VeggieTales Video in my opinion
3 August 2019
As a movie it's alright for little kids if you can get past the religious stuff, but as a VeggieTales video, it's up there with Lord of the Beans as the best of the best in which the series has to offer. Just give it a watch, you won't be disappointed.
To Save a Life
(2009)
DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE!?!
18 July 2019
Yes, I'm comparing this film to "Freddy Got Fingered", why? Because this movie is AWFUL, POORLY ACTED, OFFENSIVE, AND DISTASTEFUL!
The story is that a kid starts a school shooting, commits suicide, and his friend finds God and all his problems are solved. Jesus Christ, I would rather watch Freddy Got Fingered, or even VeggieTales. This isn't even a "So bAd iT's gOoD" movie. If you want to be offended, this movie's for you, but just barely.
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