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Mulan (2020)
1/10
Mockbusters
3 April 2021
We make fun of them, right? From the obvious, like GoodTimes or Video Brinquedo, to the mysterious like Bevanfield, or Dingo Pictures, but what if I told you that there's a certain group of mockbusters that blatantly steal from Disney, characters, names, and even some songs, but get away with it, because these mockbusters make hundreds of millions of dollars in revenue, and are distributed by Disney themselves? That's right. I'm calling them mockbusters from now on, because they're just inferior versions of better films that stole content from talented people. Oh, and with the film this review is attached to, don't even get me started with the Behind-The-Scenes controversies.
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Despicable Me (2010)
8/10
10 Years Ago...
30 March 2020
This movie came out ten years ago, and even today, the film holds up pretty well, even in animation. I'd recommend this.
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Aladin (1993 Video)
1/10
So, this is the new Disney remake everyone's talking about?
15 January 2020
Wow, is it worse than I thought. My only recommendation is Phelous' review on YouTube. Other than him, stay away. Oh, and btw, it's an East West dub.
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1/10
SCHOOP-DA-DEE DA-DOO, ISCH DEN BER WABUU,
10 January 2020
I HOP LIKE A RABBIT AND i DO NOT WEAR NO SHOOES, sHOOP-A-DA-BEE WABOOO, JHGIREJWRIUGJIOORNKLSGOIOSDGILGNSFNDNIOGNIOFJFIGSGIOIFDFNBFNIOBFNSOSNIOBOVINDNBIDFNIDV
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1/10
Oh, god.
9 January 2020
I'm gonna go cry in the shower now, because this movie was so bad, it ruined all of cinema.
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10/10
Brilliant.
9 January 2020
You name it: Stunning practical effects, CGI, actors, writing, etc. My only gripe is that the theatrical version doesn't have Saruman, or the Mouth of Sauron, so, I recommend to just do the extended edition, for those two scenes.
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Audacity (2015)
1/10
Oh, puhleeeaze, I have no soul.
8 January 2020
Need a soulless movie that's VERY harmful to the LGBT community, and can lead to many suicides, than has Ray Comfort got a heartless movie for you. >;)
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Ice Age (2002)
8/10
Best one of the franchise (and possibly the only one worth seeing)
21 December 2019
Story: Manfred (Ray Romano), Sid (John Leguizamo), and Diego (Dennis Leary) are returning a baby to it's tribe. It's not really big on plot, but it's what's on the adventure that counts. Characters: Manny's a lonely and bitter mammoth who lost his family to humans and he hates humans now, Sid may be annoying to some, but I liked his moments, Diego's a pretty interesting character arc, turning from bad to good, and Scrat's moments are funny. Animation: Jeez, it's pretty dated, like the textures being off and humans being unnatural looking, but good for 2002. Overall: Not really as good as Blue Sky's Peanuts Movie, but basically the best of the franchise. 8/10.
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1/10
Just Bad
17 December 2019
Well, at least it uses 35mm film, but other than that, don't watch.
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Cars 2 (2011)
5/10
Ehhh...
21 October 2019
This film is... basically the worst Pixar film, but I'll still prefer this over anything Illumination vomits out.
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7/10
Hey, at least this is better than the first film.
19 September 2019
Nothing else to say, other than: Give this one a watch. :)
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4/10
W E E D E A T E R
1 September 2019
Well, this episode is convoluted and broken, so why even bother?
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10/10
The best VeggieTales Video in my opinion
3 August 2019
As a movie it's alright for little kids if you can get past the religious stuff, but as a VeggieTales video, it's up there with Lord of the Beans as the best of the best in which the series has to offer. Just give it a watch, you won't be disappointed.
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Gaither's Pond (1997–2003)
10/10
I loved Despacito: Endgame
26 July 2019
Warning: Spoilers
This film series was just PERFECT! My favorite Avenger was Big Bass Bill, Awesome dude. His death scene was BEAUTIFULLY SAD. And also the songs are great.



Jk, this is REALLY BAD, down there with The Room.
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1/10
DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE!?!
18 July 2019
Yes, I'm comparing this film to "Freddy Got Fingered", why? Because this movie is AWFUL, POORLY ACTED, OFFENSIVE, AND DISTASTEFUL! The story is that a kid starts a school shooting, commits suicide, and his friend finds God and all his problems are solved. Jesus Christ, I would rather watch Freddy Got Fingered, or even VeggieTales. This isn't even a "So bAd iT's gOoD" movie. If you want to be offended, this movie's for you, but just barely.
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