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0009: The Sharks Make Contact (2019)
Jaw-dropping
This more than two hour long film will leave you paralysed, confused and disoriented. It's either filler to stretch the runtime, like a scene where nothing happens except a plane is taking off for three minutes with some classical music thrown in, like a scene where "characters" are walking down a corridor for four minutes with the karaoke version of the song we just heard playing, or a scene where "characters" praise their God (who is named after the director), or one of many many many tinnitus-inducing songs. The character designs are creepy. The grin and teeth of the overweight sharks are downright scary. Also brace yourself for the green blobs who have three eyes that look like human breasts and a second face at the bottom. If you don't take this warning seriously at least make sure no children are around