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To Be Someone (2020)
The worst film you'll ever see.
The title references one of the greatest songs ever written which is what pulled me in on a Sunday morning with a couple of hours to kill. But look, no complaints , because when you read through the cast AND STILL watch the thing then you get everything you deserve. This is so bad it should be a crime , Toyah , Leslie Ash , Mark Wingett , Jesus . There is not one saving grace factor in this , the minor actors are worse than the so called 'leads' . It's dreadful , it's absolutely the worst film I'll ever see.
Once Upon a Time in London (2019)
You won't see a worst film this year.
I bought the DVD on the strength of a review in 'Empire' by Kim Newman ( I'll be skipping that Geezer's page from hereonin)
It's the worst £15 I've ever parted with. Terry Stone is so bad he's a caricature, watch the scene where he's shouting he's the 'Daddy' (or something similar) flashing a blade, and I defy you not to p**s yourself laughing.
The Actor with the Posh name who's gone from being shown how to act by Danny Dyer in 'The Football Factory' to being shown how to act by EVERYONE here plays 'Frankie Fraser' . He's terrible . I mean, soap standard Hollyoaks terrible.
You won't see a worst film this year