I have watched and enjoyed all 3 films for the past 16 years. When I saw they was doing a mini series i was happy to see the return of my favourite characters, but having watched the first two episodes i cant help but think it should of just been a 4th installment. Its a movie franchise so it should of stayed that way. Yet again Disney ruin something brilliant. Some of the young actors are terrible, it seems kid acting mimics the adults they watch on YouTube "talk to fast, whiney and over react" they almost dont seem real characters.. Charlie in the first 3 films was brilliant acting for someone so young as it felt natural....
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Queenpins
(2021)
Glorified crime
8 February 2022
Kristen bell portrays a character who is the modern day, self entitled me me me woman. We supposed to feel sorry for her?
Film has to make out like her husband is the bad guy to fit the current rhetoric.
Dont get me started on the fact the film makes you want them to get away with it.
The true story behind this is an absolute disgrace commit fraud and live happily ever after in a place you can carry on commiting the fraud after you did a measly 9 months.
Film has to make out like her husband is the bad guy to fit the current rhetoric.
Dont get me started on the fact the film makes you want them to get away with it.
The true story behind this is an absolute disgrace commit fraud and live happily ever after in a place you can carry on commiting the fraud after you did a measly 9 months.
Spider-Man: Far from Home
(2019)
Worst of all the Spiderman movies
31 December 2021
Warning: Spoilers
So after Peter decided he doesn't want to be Spiderman at the end of Homecoming we begin with him being one of the only Marvel Universe characters able to help Fury.
Pretty much makes the ending of Homecoming obselete.
The whiney Spiderman literally is pissed off he can't enjoy his vacation and every action scene is him yet again sounding like he hasn't got a clue and that he has sucked on a helium balloon.
Also mysterio has some weird followers who basically sound like brain dead idiots who just cheer when they dont even know what they are cheering for
Can pretty much see why they got Garfield and Maguire in for the last installment. How this film grossed a billion ill never know.
Pretty much makes the ending of Homecoming obselete.
The whiney Spiderman literally is pissed off he can't enjoy his vacation and every action scene is him yet again sounding like he hasn't got a clue and that he has sucked on a helium balloon.
Also mysterio has some weird followers who basically sound like brain dead idiots who just cheer when they dont even know what they are cheering for
Can pretty much see why they got Garfield and Maguire in for the last installment. How this film grossed a billion ill never know.
Spider-Man: Homecoming
(2017)
Whiney, Cringey Spiderman
31 December 2021
If there was ever a movie to sum up this current generation of kids its this one.. whiney and think they are owed something.
The writing in this film isn't the best and Tom Holland's portrayal of Spiderman is probably the worst of the three actors. Every action scene is like he hasn't a clue what he is doing and he's just sucked a helium balloon. The best thing about this movie is the bad guy who really isn't a bad guy, literally a working class father who got shafted by a billionaire. Making advanced war weapons doesnt make you a bad guy makes you a flipping genius. As Tony stark can make similar weapons and is lauded over because it saves America.
Anyway back to spiderman this is nowhere near being a spiderman movie its more an iron man jnr film, basically its iron mans suit with Peter Parker's web slingers he created.
The lack of Uncle Ben also means we get a whiney kid who literally hasn't been guided into how the world works or what it takes to take care of the ones you love.
The writing in this film isn't the best and Tom Holland's portrayal of Spiderman is probably the worst of the three actors. Every action scene is like he hasn't a clue what he is doing and he's just sucked a helium balloon. The best thing about this movie is the bad guy who really isn't a bad guy, literally a working class father who got shafted by a billionaire. Making advanced war weapons doesnt make you a bad guy makes you a flipping genius. As Tony stark can make similar weapons and is lauded over because it saves America.
Anyway back to spiderman this is nowhere near being a spiderman movie its more an iron man jnr film, basically its iron mans suit with Peter Parker's web slingers he created.
The lack of Uncle Ben also means we get a whiney kid who literally hasn't been guided into how the world works or what it takes to take care of the ones you love.
Home Sweet Home Alone
(2021)
Worst child actor i have ever seen
25 December 2021
The kid who plays "supposed bad guys" (who basically carried the film) son was a much better actor. Archie yates is terrible so is the actress who plays his mum she has got to be one of the worst actresses i have watched.. the plot was okay. The only good thing in the movie is the chemistry between the actor and actress who play the "bad guys" who arent bad guys they literally just want to save there home.
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