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Kinect Star Wars (2012 Video Game)
10/10
A masterpiece from a galaxy far far away.
6 February 2020
Kinect Star Wars is arguably one of the greatest games to ever come out on the masterpiece that is the XBOX Kinect. Ever since I found this game in the JB HIFI dumpster, I have not been able to stop playing it. I refuse to eat, sleep or even drink while playing. I have been to several psychologists regarding my addiction however they have made no progress. My love still continues to grow. I plan to be buried in my custom jedi's outfit as well as have the game in the coffin with me. While my body is being buried the guests will be forced to do the Han Solo or be whipped. Thank you.
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10/10
Another masterpiece by Toyland
20 September 2019
I was at the gas station when a 50 cent dvd caught my eye. It was labelled the little panda fighter, I took it to the counter and the cashier practically gave it to me for free. This motion picture blockbuster deserves an oscar. This movie is far superior to Stephen King's Shawshank Redemption and provides more than two minutes of absolute enjoyment. The graphics are realistic and marstefully crafted by Leonardo Da Vinci himself (that is of course assuming that Leonardo didn't know what a computer was). But most importantly, my wife left me after watching it.
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