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Real Rob (2015)
Moronic trash.
People like this? Dude has been a hack for decades, licking Sandler's boots and still being incredibly unfunny, uncreative, mind numbingly stupid and straight up DUMMMMM. That's right, 5 Ms. Can't even be bothered to spell it correctly. Who likes this crap? Your life must be really lame. God help us all. Garbage.
Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill (2022)
Well, that was terrible.
Don't know how to make Dave Attell unfunny, but this crap managed to achieve it. Pretty pathetic, all around. So edgy, so thought provoking, so hillarious... oh, wait. No. Didn't laugh once. Seemed like a half-cocked cash grab by mister "Right?" "Ya know?" Bill Burr himself, farting out unfunny crap and making you wish for the days of hacks like Ollie Joe Prater. Wow. Just, sad.
Khane-ye doust kodjast? (1987)
Yeah...
One of the greatest films ever made. Love love love it. The sense of time and space and place is like a moving painting, I just... I just don't know. How something so simple can be so brilliant, so moving, and the ending being so poetic and beautiful just adds the cherry (no Kiarostami pun intended) to the top. Absolutely fantastic, seek it out, let it wash over you, and don't forget to build more doors.
Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster (2021)
You watched this and laughed?
I tried. I tried, as I sat in a bewilderment at where the jokes were. And yet... the crowd laughs. You, at home, probably laughed. Hate to break it to ya... Dude IS NOT FUNNY. He was good on Dr. Katz, like, wait.... lemme look at my watch... 25 years ago. Now? Dude is a hack. And the sad part is, he knows it. He's literally padding out the college funds of his 342 children and loathing to go on stage to regurgitate that same played out "me voice go high, me voice go low" B. S. that has plagued the middle of the road comedy scene for years. Retire, dude. Straight trash.