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Addicted to You (2019)
How/Why Did This Get Made?
Painfully unfunny, stuffed to its overflowing gills with idiotc forced stereotype "humor" of all the worst varieties. The mere fact that we are supposed to suspend disbelief SO MUCH that the viewer is supposed to believe that the flabby dork with the balding mullet (in 2019!) is somehow a so-called ladies man is absolutely shocking. Doing terrible Jack Black impressions is supposed to be endearing to anyone? The "hero" is the main piece of garbage, but pretty much every character is a walking, talking pile of puke. Everyone involved in the production of this "film" should be barred from the industry, from any industry, from life itself.
I Care a Lot (2020)
Absolute Dross.
Completely and utterly unbelievable (in the literal sense of the word) at every turn. The "protagonist" reacts in ways that boggle the logical mind in their stupidity and are devoid of reason. The only way she would not have wet her pants and abandoned her ploy was if the Russian mafia was as inept in real life as they are in this movie. This is one steaming pile of hot, rotting garbage.
Vampyres (2015)
What the...
How did they make a vampire movie and have the vampires walk around in broad daylight??? that's like the second thing everybody knows after the drinking blood thing. that's just the most idiotic thing about this terrible "movie", bad acting, amateurish editing, basically non-existent writing, washed out color palette, lack of any logic in the plot, absence of character motivation, etc., etc. but the vampires in the sun, thatz messed up.