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No Way Back (1995)
Passable entertainment
Warning: CONTAINS NO NUTS BUT DOES CONTAIN SPOILERS.
The action scenes are a bit meh! to poor - but the gentle comedy between Helen Slater and Russell Crowe should have been developed more as that's when the film came alive.
Passable, however only 5 out of 10 because of the out-and-out crap ending. In the penultimate scene Helen Slater has really endeared herself to Russell Crowe, (she gives the kiss of life to Crowe's son), all we needed in the wrap-up finale scene was to see her meeting up with Crowe, or as Crowe walks down the alley with his son, perhaps she could be waiting to greet them, showing that she and Crowe were now an item - but no! Nothing whatsoever - we wus robbed! And Yuji Kobayashihe the Japanese crime boss who had helped Crowe in the end; it looked as if his wounds would be pretty fatal - but again nothing - we never get to find out whether he lived, died, or how Crowe returned the favour, (he shoots the fat Mafia boss to save Crowe's son). What a missed opportunity - - just Crowe and his son walking away to fade - could so easily have been a 7 if more of a rom-com than a rom-CON.
The Dirty Dozen (1967)
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ccthemovieman-1 Is talking crap! Anyone who hasn't seen the movie, might be forgiven for thinking the Maggot character, (Telly Savalas), ruins the film, (after reading ccthemovieman-1's comments). He's obviously one of those crazy right-wing fundamentalist Christians with a penchant for dissembling! He'd be far happier watching the 'The Passion' instead.
The film is a hoot from start to finish. And Maggot is absolutely crucial to the anti-climax.
Boy's Own stuff for sure, (convicts never make the best soldiers, no personal discipline). But in this movie full reign is given to the fantasy: What if a bunch of murderous, psychopathic hardened criminals with no hope for clemency were let loose on the Nazis? Telly Savalas is magnificent as the misogynist Maggot.
If you've managed to survive thus far without seeing the Dirty Dozen, your education is incomplete. So buy it, rent it, but go see it! Great fun!