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Saints Row (2022)
Gat out of hell reboot?
Let's first say good job on most graphics. That about covers the good thing to say about the game. Where to even begin on the rest of the game? Well, the story wasn't entirely bad but the games main focus of being over the top stupid; pushing past boundaries of sanity and then running down that hole seems to sum up the mindset of this game and how it was put together. No real character development. However, the game decided to really go deep into developing the really idiotic eli story of playing fake war with other idiots who are all adults acting like 8 year olds. It's like you must fry your brain on acid for a minimum of 1 decade to even fully understand what they were thinking the whole game development. Vehicles that rip themselves apart after going over a bump. Being thrown like a ragdoll threw a windshield after a collision going 10 mph. Even using the games own cheat to restore your vehicle it only restores hit points and doesn't restore the look of the vehicle. Door and hood are still missing from running over a pothole. You do lengthy missions that reward you almost nothing. If you literally just stand still and do nothing for 10 seconds so you can collect what your empire pays you; you will earn what the mission that takes 30 minutes pays you. Then is bounce your body off of towers and things in a wingsuit so you can plant something on it as you crush your body to death being a retard. Well, you don't die in the game because that would follow logic and what happens every time you use a wingsuit and crash into things in real life. It's whole design is just so stupid and needlessly over the top like gat out of hell that they have destroyed their own game like fools. Now we begin to see into the mindset of a spoiled privileged psychopath who cannot see that spending so much time and money building something to instantly destroy it is foolish. They are not capable because they are to narcissistic to care or even see an issue with what they are doing. Now that trying to understand their mindset is covered let's get back to more game issues. It's decided that the team needs a base and not an apartment...check. But instead of you remodeling the base, improving the base, designing the base...no it's magically done for you after completing a mission. However, you get trinkets and other stupid things as you play and you can place meaningless stupid junk in set places inside your base and a couple spots outside your base. What fool decided that placing junk instead of slowing growing and upgrading your empire was the better choice? Why collect vehicles and upgrade them when 99% of the time the game forces you to use whatever vehicle they want you to use for a mission. Right..brain fried on drugs now let's use the mind of a teenager and now it's clear that upgrading and spending 200 thousand on a vehicle to just drive around in makes sense. The game with it's current graphics could be great, but someone else who is capable will have to be put in charge of development. You can't fix stupid. How about you make this game with real characters and then really develop each of their stories with a really talented writer not some loser that's a yes man to Hollywoods whimsical foolishness. Then gets some talented developers to make it great. Where what your working for actually matters and developing it matters. Not this garbage that honestly feels like it's computer generated and then with a few minor adjustments it's marketed as game. You need to beat the game and save money for awhile to place saints tower. All missions are done so there is only doing the obserd over the top things like killing yourself bouncing off buildings and calling and starting wars like a band of morons now so who wants to continue now? It's anticlimactic at it's best. You have worked so hard this week and bit your tongue at the foolish design of our game and your reward is to show you what you should have been able to earn awhile ago. Doesn't matter when your objective is to take people's hard earned money for a garbage game and run like bandits to repeat the process. This game has zero replayability and no way with it's current leadership to make a great game. It's almost like developers have this secret agreement to make games using the least amount of money and talent; and then seeing how much they can charge for it or how long gamers will tolerate it.
Fallout 76: Wastelanders (2020)
Real reviews
After over a five hour update yesterday the game goes down again today for more maintenance. Maybe it should be called fallout 76 server maintenance game. When it mysteriously comes online you must try to get a few hours of play before the game goes back into maintenance again. Can Bethesda make a game with good graphics? Not so much...no. Can they make a game that's not designed by idiots? Well,...no they can't. Pistols do more damage than many rifles. Constant jumping with packs to shot enemies below with automatic weapons and constant immediate control of directional rise and fall of character...which is not possible but appeals to weak minded people. Jump shooting is infuriating and something fools do because they saw it in a video game. When developers create systems that rewards fools for doing something foolish and cause the person who didn't jump shoot to be frozen long enough to die from someone who thinks like an idiot. For the developers to create this exploit and then reward people for doing stupid things is just inconceivable. Why not make a game that rewards common sense or playing smart? Or is hiding behind a car door in a shootout going to be rewarded next? Power armor is so clunky and loud yet you force players to play in it because just carrying the bare minimum make you over incumbered. Then the power cell powering the suit goes out every 10 minutes. So no stealth or just don't ever pick anything up because you will be to heavy. It's amazing how people without brains can continue to exist. When your game itself is an insult to intelligence; please don't play a victim when those you insult expose you. Why not make a android explorer bot to follow you and will carry a large load back to camp or the nearest my stash location so your not constantly dealing with your carrying to much? Make the game easier to play the style you prefer rather than offsetting stupidity. Where weapons that have much higher damage are dropped while pistols damage is increased. Weapon swapping is so clunky and at time freezes..it's just mind boggling how bad something that could be so great is. New season content with 100 items to claim if you complete it and maybe two items that are interesting. Its more like being punished 98 times and two rewards. Your energy and direction your focused on is always not on what it should be on. It's like children who have never grown up and still operate in a child's mind or at least a teenagers mindset. If the developers would just make this one rule and stick to it; it would greatly increase how good they are. Don't do anything that is not quality that you wouldn't brag about. If it's less than quality than you don't do it. Stop hiring very low IQ future globalist slaves that are yes men who can't think for themselves and must be told what and how to think. Hiring someone to promote propaganda is a fools errand and will bankrupt any business following it. Like putting someone who has never been a doctor over the CDC like fauci. If your even pretending to do people right you never put the clueless person in charge but the most experienced. If you don't believe me than hire a homeless person to be in charge of your money. Or get marriage counseling from a ten year old..see how that works out for you. Going along with globalist agendas only guarantees failure and global slavery. Every push towards it only grows the snowball effect until it's to late to stop what's put into motion. This is a mindset that applies to everyone regardless if your making games or playing games like politics or professional liars. Want to see this series finally live up to the potential it has because it would literally be one of the best games ever created if you do. Winning the gold with bench warmers only works in Hollywood. Not settling for anything less than the best is the only way you will get there.
Cyberpunk 2077 (2020)
Virus disguised as a game
Non stop corrupt data causing database rebuild a lot. You drive fast the game freezes. You literally have to restart this garbage multiple times every time you play it. You sometimes have to wait almost 20 seconds at a door for it to finally become available. Constant corruption in game causing your mission to not function. It's in your face fraud to scam people out of money for a broken game that has still never been fixed on the PS4. Project red is a group of scumbags who should be arrested for theft. The data corrupts your drive on your PS4 as well from this games corrupt code. It shows how corporations have zero fear of anyone holding them accountable for stealing from hundreds of thousands of people. Years later no fix for the virus they call a game. No refund for the damages they caused and stole by giving you something broken when they never stated it was broken when they stole your money. It's painful to watch what a waste of time serving this country in the military has been. The elite openly rob people and are not held accountable but those who speak the truth are jailed for calling it out. Well, when you have molesters who work in our government who have been caught red handed with undeniable proof and yet still walk free despite hundreds of victim's...it just goes to show you how no laws apply to those who serve the n.w.o. But only apply to the rest of us and those who get out of line. What a joke this country has become.
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 (2011)
Waste of time
Non stop cheating and lag making enemies invisible as they shoot you and only appear when you die. Even with premium fiber optics package it's still not playable. What a waste of money buying this garbage. Stopped playing this years back due to server constantly giving players advantages in processing speed over me without it giving me an occasional advantage. When your speed is slowed everytime to always give others an advantage it's not right. I even have the best gaming router and still cannot get a fair match. Can't believe I attempted once again to give any Microsoft product a chance. They are the worst in the world at customer service.
The Passage (2019)
great series
When I discovered there will not be a second season due to any logical reason... can't help but wonder if the moron who cancelled it still has a job or has taken their rightful place as a janitors assistant. Why create a great series and put so much work into making it just to cancel it? Why make millions when we could make mediocre stuff that tanks? I guess fox decided to try to take over Netflix's most hated app award. This show was done in such a different way that it was not your typical remake of ten other shows combined into a story that's already been told a thousand times over again!!!
Far Cry 5 (2018)
A truthful review
The one thing all far cry games have in common is the worst driving experience in any game in history. It's like trying your hardest to be the worst ever. The constant cursing is insanely annoying. Only those with very low iq's curse with that frequency. So unless your an idiot it's way more than you can tolerate. This game tries to show off how bad the driving is by forcing you to do missions with land and air vehicles. It would be smarter to take all driving out of the game series than to keep the garbage design notorious for it. The game is very buggy as well. So much potential ruined by lazy or incompetent development. Instead of developing the characters or story to really show how bad the situation is; the developer uses extreme amounts of cursing to artificially produce how bad the situation feels.
Ghost Recon: Wildlands (2017)
Silent spade
The game is great except when someone destroys the game with this operation. After killing every hostile inside the enemy base and destroying all generators, sam sites, drone jammers where nothing is left to do but escape while the enemy has no idea your even there..guess what you still have invisible sam's that will shoot you down. It's such an idiotic designed operation that you just fail it over and over again. When your escaping it sends you one way then does a 180 and sends you back the opposite direction. It's a constant show of garbage design. Your flying away and we need this heli in one piece so you begin to just try to get away safely as somehow you have forces all over you even though you never alerted the enemy. Now the game says get back into mission area as your heading to safety and by the time you turn around it's game over the timer expired. Fools should not be designing operations to just make people mad. Eventually you refuse to play the game anymore due to how trash the game has become. I'm not restarting a garbage mission that takes forever a hundred times just to continue playing the game. The game was fun and really liked it until then.
Fallout 76 (2018)
It's really bad
Constant bugs. Lags all the time even with premium fiber optics and speed. Game design forces you to play with others as the enemies are always at least your level if not well above it. Always over encumbered so you can't fast travel and you walk super slow. It's about as unplayable as a game can get. Way to grindy for so little reward. Insanity at it's best. What makes a developer make a game that has so many over powered enemies everywhere that people hate it? Is common sense not possible? It's a shining example of morons only listening to other morons whose brains are fried from drugs and implementing each other's ridiculous ideas. Nobody with an IQ above a rock can have any say. It's time you either decide to listen to different people or stop pretending to be a developer.
The Division 2 (2019)
It's broken beyond repair.
It's so frustrating paying money to devious developers who make a game so broken it becomes unplayable. After you reach level 30 and end game content is accessable you quickly realize how broken it is. You take 10 different control points and before you can do another objective 90% of what you have done already is void and back in enemy hands. I saw a lie that if you give the control points more stuff they will stay under your control longer. That's a lie. After taking 10 and all 3 items are maxed they would be given back to the enemy within 5 minutes or less. Are these developers this incompetent or are they fools? Pointless to even play it anymore. Game is so bugged that missions cannot be played because gates are bugged and won't open so you can continue mission. Tons of bugs like this make it where gamers will have to sue ubisoft to be reimbursed for stealing our money. Developers would have already fixed it if they wanted to. Its fraud to sell something broken and not disclose this up front.
The Division (2016)
A true review
The map is sectioned off into areas based on your current level or at least that's the common sense they are pretending to have. It doesn't matter if your level 15 and go back to level 3-5 zone to finish some side quests. They will place a legendary level 15 boss that's so over powered you cannot run away fast enough to not die if he sees you. So, what could have been great is destroyed by some idiot design and kept that way still by the same. I really wanted to love this game as I have most T. C. games. I really hope the division 2 hired someone with an IQ higher than a rock for it's game design. After giving a truthful review Ubisoft has blocked the digital division game I bought from playing. What a bunch of tools.
Grand Theft Auto V (2013)
Online trash
Had not even finished the tutorial and was forced as a level 3 to play against other players. The game put all new players on my team while the enemy had players that were level 450+. Game is beyond trash online. Idiots leave their mic on and just yell, talk stupid, curse constantly, or rap as if they had any talent at all. So if love people with the iq of a rock than this is your game. It's just like a pay to win mobile game. Toxic players constantly ruin it but devs encourage this behavior as it's obviously out of control.
Civilization VI (2016)
Seriously!
Why design a game that is so difficult for new players that you lose ten games in a row on the easiest difficulty setting? That should be at least normal setting for those who have played the pc versions for a long time. There is just so many insane micromanage everything with so many different bonus' that really make little to no sense at all. Custom game never works as the game just decides for you. Its just not even enjoyable or really even playable. Will never invest another cent into this developer again.
Metro Exodus (2019)
Not a fake or paid review
This game is really terrible because of non stop filter changing. Having to constantly look everywhere trying to find filters that only last a minute!! Because psychopaths made this game its a look everywhere in the maze maps and hidden rooms but die all the time from lack of oxygen. Then its hardcore mode with non stop bosses even when playing normal mode. This is the first game that penalises a player for not looking around very closely and also for not running threw it quickly at the same time. Either way its constant penalties and idiotic gaming. Because you go through a door now you can't go back. Its like a survival game that forces you to eat every minute or die from starving to death. You will be hard pressed to find so many tools as devs than here on metro series. Will never waste another penny on anything this developer or those who put this trash together make again.
Elementary (2012)
Why?
Really wanted to like this show. Always enjoy smart investigation shows. However, this shows tries to be much smarter than it is. Giving Sherlock so many mental disorders that are impossible for one person to have. Overall, it became obvious the show was made by a mentally ill person. Someone who was to ill to see so many fictions thrown together as fact. Someone trying to convince the audience of the idiocy they believe as fact. Why not just make a character that is smart and true to fictional character everyone loves? Agendas became more important than making a great show. You cannot be wise and believe monkeys surfed across the ocean from Africa.
Mad Max (2015)
Why?
What tool designs the trigger for your shotgun as the circle button instead of your right trigger on your controller? The idiot WB developer. Its like moving your steering control on your vehicle to your turn signals and your glove compartment button is now your brake! Why? How void of common sense must you be to not even see how bad that decision was? And placing an insignia out of reach of your shotgun which is your only ranged weapon is so dumb too. Why do bad devs always want to mess things up that are fine the way they are? Its like they think they are going to show you how smart they are by doing it. Why not just spend that time on making the storyline better or something productive like that? He is an idea. Start selling your next game release for 5 dollars. Then raise the price every year afterwards? No? Why not? Sounds reasonable considering your button assignments.
Mafia III (2016)
The most unplayable game ever
Missions dont show up. Missions dont count. Vehicles disappear while driving them causing your mission to fail and need to be replayed again. Invincible enemies that cannot be hurt or defeated with 200+ headshots. After an hour of playing you quickly realize the lazyest devs ever just copied and pasted the whole game. Every mission with the exception of a few are all the same. It seems this game was only released to promote racism as no effort was put into making a functioning game. How can developers today make games so bad that you almost cant even play them from so many bugs? Even atari and nintendo made games that worked really well with almost no error. Sorry, but 2k should be sued for charging players money for a game thats this bad at release. No excuse for this many issues on a game. Had to erase all my game data to start over because the game saves became so messed up from all the bugs corrupting saves and causing the game to freeze.
Sorjonen (2016)
Real review
Acting and fighting scenes are par if this was spy kids. The voice overs are so bad that most of the time when people are talking you dont see their face. Communication is primarily body launguage so when you cant see it or even facial emotion... it keeps you from liking the cast. Script was changed by voice actors that at times was totally different from subtitles. So bad at times you couldnt understand what was meant unless you backed up the video and looked at the subtitle. It seems they took the russian script and used the cheapest english translator program. Only made it through 2 episodes.
The OA (2016)
True review
Unless watching grass grow is fun for you..you will want to pass on this. Overly dry and so boring you will fight nodding off. If you love being woke up out of a dead sleep so extremly loud screaming than wait no longer. As soon as fall asleep from being bored to death the psycho director decides that is going to be where they add .99 cents they budgeted for this episode with emplified screaming. So skip the paid fake ratings on this and find something worth your time.