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Black Adam (2022)
3/10
MAKES YOU THINK
22 November 2022
As you force yourself through the movie and trying not to lose track of what certainly don't pass for events, you ponder why DC is so devoted to mediocrity, who in their right mind has greenlit this, how surely you will earn a job if you compete with such minds. Your train of thought is interrupted by needless soulless action scenes. Yes, you failed to stay attentive to the movie and you don't even care to rewind. You're actually grateful your mind has gone autopilot this once.

Can Marvel sue DC for almost entirely ripping off Dr. Strange, The Falcon, and Ant Man?

So bad, even for a pop corn movie...
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10/10
We have failed as a species
5 October 2022
I am glad there's an afterlife for the sakle of those whom lives were squandered in a needless, brutal, unhuman aggression by the so called civilized people.

I'm glad the offspring of really stupid parents (so stupid that they decide to have children whilst overall incapable, and too stupid to properly tend to them) have another chance in the afterlife.

That alone is good enough reason to believe there is another life. One life is just too unfair for the vast majority of our failed species.

One more thing (unrelated to the movie). How vast is the difference between people killing the weekest among them over limited resources than modern societies setting the prices too high and thus poorest from access to life support so they perish?

I say we're but a joke. I can't mention this and not bring up the joker's quote, ""You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other.

I just hated myself even more watching this.
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1/10
Big budget and fancy VFX are not gonna cut it
3 September 2022
I will assume I am speaking for every true LOTR fan. This show has failed spectacularly at simply being part of the LOTR universe.

That means the creators of the show's notion of the LOTR universe is fancy language (came out artificial), VFX (almost cartoonish). That's an insult to every fan of the franchise!

I wasn't very disappointed after all for I have sensed the poor craftsmanship as their trailer wreaked of nothing but taking pride in their riches and grandeur. True fellowship of the franchise shall elude despair should they take to the movies and pretend as the show is not akin to their beloved.
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What Remains of Edith Finch (2017 Video Game)
10/10
The best since The Last of Us.
2 September 2022
Heartbreaking. I have always thought that we have made our lives so hard and demeaning we at some point couldn't handle it. I know this sounds far fetched for the game's moral but it weirdly reminded my that our advancement as a race in population and technology has made us redundant.

I loved the came because it felt overwhelmingly relatable to me; our dead but choke-full of memories family home, me daydreaming of a day when I would stop feeling "redundant" and getting lost in those fantasies, how fast and easy it is now days to fall into oblivion.

It pained me that everyone of them faced their fate alone because I spend years without having someone knocking my door or even calling and I am okay with it and I understand. Everyone now is competing for cramps to feed dependent mouths or try to untether themselves from the ox mill or the "cannery".

Thank you for the heartbreaking yet soothing story.
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Lucifer (2016–2021)
3/10
My own hell-loop
31 July 2022
I only pushed through it because I ran out of shows to kill my time and because I already forced myself through the first two seasons. But I dropped "The 100" after a 4 episodes before deciding to watch it. So if you had the stomach to finish The 100, then you will like this one much better.

This show is relatable on two counts; it does slow time for you, that is how tedious it is, and it is kind of a hell loop for whomever condemns themselves to watch it since all but a handful of good episodes are the exact same build.

Did I say it is so corny and cheesy on all aspects so damn much I wanted to puke?

It's also worth mentioning this is a mixed rip-off off the Mentalist and The Vampire Diaries, both of which is far better than Lucifer.

The hype over it and the exaggerated rating is all the more reason to set the minimum rating to a true good show to 8.8. I don't know what are the others were thinking giving this 8.1/10. But it is relatively fair rating as long as "tHe HuNdReD" got 7.7!
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Lost (2004–2010)
9/10
Wonderful story. Infuriating ending
18 July 2022
Except for the boring season 2 and the season 6 finale, It lives up to the hype. The show writer must have had severe head trauma to come up with such idiotic, infuriating ending that poses much more questions than it answers.
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The Office (2005–2013)
10/10
I am still grieving it ended
29 April 2022
The only thing that anyone can criticize this show for is that it ends. It grew on me more so than Friends.

I hope in the near future we would see a reunion of the cast.

You should also watch the bloopers after you finish it. Totally worth it and help with the heartbreak you'll get after the finale.
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Uncharted (2022)
4/10
Disappointing
24 April 2022
I don't know why most big-budget productions just don't care for the script. So cliché that you figure almost all of it in the first ten minutes. Most characters lacked depth and hence the movie wasn't so engaging. Almost nothing that would hook you other than parkour.

And I thought Red Notice was subpar!
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Moonfall (2022)
1/10
Just bad
30 March 2022
Saying it has a bad script implies that it does a have a script to judge. Absolutely nothing to criticize other.

What's with the weird misplaced Kaspersky ad?
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8/10
I liked it even more after I watched Death On The Nile
29 March 2022
I did not read the book nor watch the classic. The movie lacks the typical woke agenda (I mean good for them but stop shoving ideologies down our throats). It's engaging from the very first minute to the last, conveys a meaningful message. Good cinematography and acting, good directing, good dialogue. No needless side dialogues or musical performances to bring the movie to the minimum required length.

I believe it to be one of the very last decent productions of Hollywood.
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3/10
Murder on The Orient Express was 10 compared to this
29 March 2022
The movie begins with 70 needless, tedious minutes even though they encompassed very few significant details.

The actual movie commences after that and it's infuriating that Linnet acted as if it were a stupid horror movie when you see the signs but you march on anyway.

The whole dialogue is kind of rushed and brief, which explains the tedious first half.
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Blacklight (2022)
1/10
I am embarrassed on behalf of the actors
5 March 2022
Liam must be a vampire who can compel people to do whatever he tells them.

There is another issue with the movie other than being awful, which is hardly subjective, it feels like the actors took the writers draft instead of the actual script. This is the only possible explanation why the credits roll with you having so many questions starting with "why did I rent it and not listen to the critical reviews?"
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1/10
It's everything wrong with most new era cinema
1 January 2022
You have countless untapped plot holes to a ridiculously great story that is the perfect amount of complicated, amusing, imaginable, yet the Wachowski brothers seem to have been bitten by whatever had infected Hollywood.

Terrible acting, artificial (lame as well) misplaced humor, excessive focus on VFX that it looks silly and not even superb. Mentioning silliness, the movie failed from the very beginning to make you take it seriously as its predecessors. DISENGAGING

The script and plot were unbelievably disappointing so much that characters like Smith and Neo sounded so silly and you feel there's no connection whatsoever to the original character arcs. And the character playing Morpheous is so moronic and goofy that it is insulting. The characters are so casual that it's almost a satire much more so than a sequel.

The actors were terrible, especially Keanu and Moss.

What a disgrace to one of the best tales ever.
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Monster Party (2018)
2/10
What did I just watch?!
23 December 2021
How did this fly in 2018? I don't mind the violence. I just think that amateurs could have performed better than anyone on the crew. I also understand why the producer didn't spend much on VFX, but to be that cheap? The movie ends prematurely just when you think you'll get to learn why they're doing what they're doing. I didn't know you can't just move on so well and so fast from trauma. I think mastering the sword depends on whether the wirter deems it fit.
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7/10
Would it kill the movie if they gave her a proper closure?
15 December 2021
I have nothing else to say.

I understand the negative reviews since it may be disengaging to some audience. However, it was disappointing to deny her (and the audience) proper closure after getting hooked up with her story.
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Dune (2021)
3/10
So bad I am thinking I could write a movie
23 October 2021
This is really how bad it is. I have seen movies with much lower rating and yet they weren't so boring.

Hollywood took a page off Bollywood's playbook, turning a paper thin script somehow into a 2h30m screen time. And they have the audacity to set up a sequel.

I can't believe this flop got more than 5 stars. Unjust world.
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1/10
They have the audacity to lay grounds for part 2...
9 August 2021
The only possible reason this was green-lit is to make its predecessor sound better.

What the heck happened to the reviews? How is this flop of a movie getting 7.6 out of 90k votes? I really had to take a moment and check if I got the wrong rating. The critics who praised this should be ashamed of themselves. They're culprits in this ripoff and are responsible for your wasted money on this scam! This movie is so awful! It's almost hilarious watching the supposedly emotional sympathy-provoking scenes. Don't get me started on the CGI characters and the rats! Disgusting and stupid!
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Made in Italy (2020)
4/10
Disengaging. Below average acting.
30 July 2021
Even Liam's acting was mediocre at best. The movie fails to get you emotionally involved. No bonds are established with the characters. Terrible acting from everyone you actually feed bad for them as professionals as they fail to make you feel for the characters they perform.
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6/10
The world is unfair
7 July 2021
This script isn't worth the huge budget. 5 stars for the CGI, and alien-design, 1 for the poorly written story.
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Luca (2021)
6/10
Short movie script stretched to fit the big screen
20 June 2021
Story is great and touching and all, but you can't help thinking the script was intentionally extended. Of course that took its toll on how the movie is disengaging in some parts and a tiny bit boring in others. Would make a perfect short movie though.
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Euc (2011)
6/10
Accepted (2006) ripoff
4 May 2021
You could easily know that from the first 10 minutes so there's nothing much to say. It's nice though.
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