I went in expecting this to be bloody, make no sense at all, and to cost me about 6 IQ points in 2 hours. It pretty much delivered.
There were some surprises - first, I totally underestimated how non-sensical they could make a film. This is utterly contrived and makes no sense, at all. Second, I did expect them to at least attempt to explain who the Mortal Kombat characters were - but they just kinda appeared in a blaze of glory, in glaring fan service that completely neglected anyone who isn't a big fan of the games. I know it as that really violent game from when I was a kid - I know there's sub-zero and a guy with 4 arms, but that's about it. And I didn't have a clue why any of these people were exciting.
I also didn't expect the character of Kano to be quite so entertaining. He's a foul-mouthed quick witted Aussie who has some hilariously blunt dialogue, and I laughed out loud with him multiple times. Aaaaaand then they ruined him. Best part of the movie trashed with many minutes left.
The violence is violence. Nothing special and much of it completely daft. I actually expected/feared there would be more - I'm glad I didn't go to bed with my brain addled by it.
So in summary, my cat gave up, my dog fell asleep, but I'm ok with the 2hrs of my life it stole. Watch it in your pants with some Doritos while scratching your bum, and it'll all make sense.
There were some surprises - first, I totally underestimated how non-sensical they could make a film. This is utterly contrived and makes no sense, at all. Second, I did expect them to at least attempt to explain who the Mortal Kombat characters were - but they just kinda appeared in a blaze of glory, in glaring fan service that completely neglected anyone who isn't a big fan of the games. I know it as that really violent game from when I was a kid - I know there's sub-zero and a guy with 4 arms, but that's about it. And I didn't have a clue why any of these people were exciting.
I also didn't expect the character of Kano to be quite so entertaining. He's a foul-mouthed quick witted Aussie who has some hilariously blunt dialogue, and I laughed out loud with him multiple times. Aaaaaand then they ruined him. Best part of the movie trashed with many minutes left.
The violence is violence. Nothing special and much of it completely daft. I actually expected/feared there would be more - I'm glad I didn't go to bed with my brain addled by it.
So in summary, my cat gave up, my dog fell asleep, but I'm ok with the 2hrs of my life it stole. Watch it in your pants with some Doritos while scratching your bum, and it'll all make sense.
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