It's all been said in the reviews. How do you make a movie where the protagonist is so unlikable you root for the bad people to "win". Rudd and Theroux are great, Skarsgard meh. Writing isssshhh pass. The only good thing about it is cinematography and cgi, that's it. Booooooring.
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Cracow Monsters
(2022– )
Good idea, poor execution
21 March 2022
As a Polish person. I'm always excited seeing Polish titles on US Netflix. They are mostly just ok. Unfortunately Cracow Monster falls into that category as well. The idea of the show is interesting but the execution is lackluster. It feels like a student erie the script and director didn't know how to use full potential of these (seems like) good actors. I watched it in English and if you're Polish and know English I would recommend watching it English as well. Dubbing is pretty good. I'm from Krakow so nostalgia kicked in. That's why it's 5 btw and not 5. It was nice to see my old city, but if i wasn't from there i'd probably not finish it.
Alice in Borderland
(2020– )
What a mess
14 October 2021
Not only Netflix bad subtitles, terrible dub acting, and/or cultural differences but terrible over the top acting, nonsensical plot, poor writing, mediocre CGI and cringe fest all over the place makes this one of the worst thing I saw this year , If not ever.
I'm writing this while watching epiode 6 and really trying to stick it to the end to see what sort of mess they come up with at the end, but it's tough.
I wish IMDB had a feature where you have to put your age when rating as these higher rating reviews must be from really young kids, who shouldn't be watching violence anyway.
I'm writing this while watching epiode 6 and really trying to stick it to the end to see what sort of mess they come up with at the end, but it's tough.
I wish IMDB had a feature where you have to put your age when rating as these higher rating reviews must be from really young kids, who shouldn't be watching violence anyway.
Sexify
(2021– )
Polish (younger) Kristen Bell and Aubrey Plaza!
9 May 2021
It's great, watch it you won't be disappointed. Quirky, likable characters, real, funny and entertaining. All the low score reviews must be from sex deprived people or someone jealous of another country making a better show then 90% of US lineup. Under 5 star reviews are people that should not be allowed to write a word your taste is f-info awful go away.
Star Trek: Picard
(2020–2023)
I must be the worst ST fan ever
24 April 2021
What the hell is going on with 1/10 reviews"? They must be written by some boomers or something. This is an amazing and entertaining show. It's super well made. All characters are likable, show Is not cheesy, story is continuously developing and moving forward, it's beautifully shot. I only have seen few ST movies, definitely not the series but I'm. It looking at this as continuation of anything but a completely new show and as that it's amazing, and way better then many many sci-if shows these days. I saw a review where someone said that Orville is more start trek then this.... Orville is a terrible show I wouldn't watch it if they paid me.
An American Pickle
(2020)
HBO producers and all writers in brine for the 100 years
22 April 2021
How dare you make fun of Poles like this in the current world and political climate? Would you refer to African Americans, Muslims or latinos as the stupidest? Since when is it ok to do this to Polish people?
Shame on entire HBO production and writers of this utter trash. And shame on Rogen for allowing this to happen. You lost a fan for life and F U!
Shame on entire HBO production and writers of this utter trash. And shame on Rogen for allowing this to happen. You lost a fan for life and F U!
Psy 3. W imie zasad
(2020)
Excellent
14 June 2020
Its all about those 1 on 1 conversations. What an excellent comeback, whoever rated this less then 5 has no idea what this movie is about, or doesn't get the series really. If you were looking-for an action thriller this is not the move for you. Linda and Pazura as I remember from 90's perfect. Michal Lorenc with his excellent jazzy soundtrack is back as well. If you liked the previous 2 you won't be disappointed..
Niezawodny system
(2008)
excellent!
28 November 2008
Warning: Spoilers
Maria is more than eighty years old. She comes from an aristocratic family that declined after the war. She lives humbly off a retirement pension, alone in her studio flat. Maria has a secret admirer whom she teaches French. She seems like an ordinary old lady. Yet nobody knows that Maria regularly plays roulette. In her life there is a secret related to gambling... and diamond necklace.
I missed this one at Polish Film Festival in Chicago couple weeks ago but it got recommended by few people that i talked to.. So i managed to get a copy Absolutely amazing film. The story is well written, very good acting.. I don't want to spoil the movie but the ending completely broke my heart. This is the most adorable and touching movie, i've seen this year. It might be a little more difficult to understand the main message if you don't understand the situation in Poland...
Highly recommended !!!
I missed this one at Polish Film Festival in Chicago couple weeks ago but it got recommended by few people that i talked to.. So i managed to get a copy Absolutely amazing film. The story is well written, very good acting.. I don't want to spoil the movie but the ending completely broke my heart. This is the most adorable and touching movie, i've seen this year. It might be a little more difficult to understand the main message if you don't understand the situation in Poland...
Highly recommended !!!
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