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Lorelei (2020)
Two Stars but only because of Pablo.
Pablo Schreiber, a the member of a motorcycle gang is released on parole from prison after being incarcerated for 15 years on account of an armed robbery. That's the opeing scene. Could've been a great start to an interesting movie had the screenplay and directing been in more capable hands. Instead, nothing much happens after the opening scene except a lot of superfluous emoting. I lost interest a third of the way through and never regained it. I like Pablo in Orange is the New Black, but he did himself no favors signing up for this project.
Honest Thief (2020)
From Schindler's List to this rubbish.
Dear Mr. Neeson: you should've quit while you were ahead. Stop embarrassing yourself by doing these type of horrible films. The writing is awful, didn't you read the script? C'mon. Buddy, you're better than this.
Tell (2014)
Poorly directed and lamely written drivel
A complete and utter waste of time from the opening frame to the closing credits! The dopes who made this are clueless. Why would anybody with any sensibilities to the advancement of humanity make this? This movie doesn't even deserve a review, but I am so disgusted that I wasted my time watching it that I want to try and save others time and money.
The story (if you can even call it that) is about a small time crook who makes a huge score when he steals a million bucks. His life falls apart when he must prevent his partner, his wife, his parole officer, and two dishonest detectives from stealing it from him.
Sound familiar? This unoriginal, contrived tale that you've seen done a billion times before is so amateurishly written that you question who in their right mind read this and actually wanted to make it. The acting, even though there are a few recognizable B faces in it, was shockingly bad. Why? Probably because the direction is just plain flat. You have to wonder if the actors were directing themselves? If I could rate this zero stars, I would have.