I have watched some dire "horror" movies out of boredom but this is probably the single worst film I've possibly seen. It starts promisingly enough but soon disintegrates into a dire rambling series of stories that not only are badly acted and plotted but make no sense. There is an attempt to link the whole thing together but again it's just nonsense. I stuck with it hoping some over-reaching arc would tie the thing together and make me nod knowingly in an ironic sense. But nothing redeems this truly awful movie. If I didn't know different I'd assume this was made more than 20 years ago with the porn film soundtrack and what little effects there are add nothing to this waste of an hour and a half.
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I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
(2006 Video)
I still don't care what they did last summer
28 August 2006
Warning: Spoilers
I've had a bit of a horror session this weekend after not being able to sit down and watch any decent films for months. Before sitting down to waste an hour and a half of my life I watched Hostel. So did the director of this truly bad film. I thought the cinematography with the bleached look and jerks did lend it an arty gravitas until I remembered Eli Roth had been there and done it all before - only with more gore and plots that actually made sense. There was no explanation as to why anything was happening. And when you thought you'd figured out who the Fisherman was they just lucked out with a shark-jumping "Oh it's the guy from 10 years ago" excuse. Derivative would be a term that would flatter this film. Don't even download it let alone rent or buy it.
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