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Evil Bong (2006)
1/10
Huge Disappointment
22 July 2008
Warning: Spoilers
SPOILER ALERT. If you don't want to know what happens in this movie, read no farther.

Let start off by saying if I could give this movie a negative score I would but for purposes of a one to ten scale it gets a one. First off there is nothing cult about this movie at all. There are no for last of a better term "real" stoners in this movie minus Tommy Chong who doesn't even have a real big role. Its just a bunch of stupid frat boys and a token nerd. Plus its no wonder the bong sends frat boys souls to the strip join for there punishment. Where one minute they get tortured, then the next they are having a good old time. No creativity was put into this movie. I spent a lot of time fast forwarding looking for something good to happen. Kills were lame and unimpressive. I found myself not liking a single character. The only semi enjoyable part of the movie(and its a stretch) was Tommy Chong's cameo. Personally don't waste your time. Its rather sad because there was no reason for this movie to be as awful as it was. Plus I've been a fan of Blue Moon Films. Oh well. Can't win them all.
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1/10
What the hell was this?????
2 August 2006
OK first off Sleepaway Camp was an awesome movie. It was creepy and innovative. I have no complaints with the first movie. Now the trilogy as a whole did not follow trilogy rules. Its suppose to be the first one is the best, then the third one the second best, and the second one the worst. This trilogy however just got progressively worse as they went on. Angela starts out as this vigalante in the first one. Killing only people who are mean and cruel. Then as the sequels progress she changes her character profile and kills basically anyone who has sinned and who isn't a perfect Christian. The second movie was awful, but at least had creative deaths. The third one however was the biggest piece of garbage i've ever seen. I don't even know how they could make a third movie after what an abomination the 2nd one was. I mean I honestly didn't think the third one could be any worse then the second one. It says on the cover of the third movie "A calm and cool performance by Springsteen as a slasher Angela makes this the best of the three films..." ~Movies A to Z. Who wrote that comment cause seriously they have the worst taste and wouldn't know a good horror movie if it bit them in the ass. Not to mention Springsteen can't act to save her life which is probably why her acting career died with these movies.They should have stuck with the actress from the original. This is one trilogy I can say should have remained a solo movie. See it if you want but it is the biggest waste of time that you can never get back.
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