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Nope (2022)
Do I Recommend This Movie? Nope
Am I the only one who felt cheated by this overhyped movie? Nice setting and setup but it doesn't deliver in the end. And that silly ending was laughable, like a clown show with balloon tricks. I would've preferred a cliche military twist than a selfie social media-style selfie chase. I didn't care what happened to these characters. Peele is talented but he's entering M. Night Shyamalan territory. Gimmicky. It was like Peele got bored after the setup. This movie should've been a Twilight Zone episode.
Babardeala cu bucluc sau porno balamuc (2021)
Worst Movie Ever
I'm as snobby and artsy as any movie critic. But this isn't art. It's amateurish, preachy and includes unnecessary graphic porn (literal porn!). That's not the worst part.
The movie is boring! It's without a doubt the worst movie I've ever seen. It's filled with endless walking scenes and track shots of Bucharest buildings and billboards. I love history but the historical symbolism section of this film felt like solitary confinement. I should have walked out but I hoped it would redeem itself. I even fell asleep!
The lead actress was decent (especially her non-verbal communication) and there were a couple of chuckles. Besides that, there isn't one relatable character in the entire film. And most characters were cliches and obnoxious. This film gets an F-.
Meeting Spencer (2011)
Took Me For A Ride
I enjoyed the ride more than the destination. Just as the stakes raised, the credits rolled. The movie's first half was a little slow but I still liked it overall. The character interplay held my interest and Jeffrey Tambor was good, as usual. I'm a sucker for NYC films. So if anyone can recommend more NYC movies similar to this, I'm all ears. Though I prefer the Woody Allen type more than the Whit Stillman version. There's only so much pretension I can take.