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Napoleon (2023)
7/10
Not good... but watchable
19 February 2024
I didn't like the opening but it did make up for it somewhat before the end.

Certainly the otherwise weird casting of Joaquin Phoenix, along with the marketing scheme, generated the expectation that this was going to be a character movie. It definitely was not - and it sometimes even felt like it was trying to be. Which is not good.

For a visually spectacular war movie it does deliver although I did feel that it lacked a little megalomania and ambition where it would have been welcome. These can be matters of budget, tough, so I can't really judge.

The dialogue was sometimes OK and sometimes terrible, like most Ridley Scott movies are. The cinematography had something to say but felt disorganized and inconsistent at times. The editing had some good moments but also had a lot of mediocre cuts (not to even mention the boring cliché transitions pulled from the mid-2000s Adobe Premiere Pro defaults).

Joaquin's acting was not worth an academy award nomination (he didn't get it either but I assume he hoped to) mainly because it was rushed and quite shallow, which let me bet is Mr. Scott's fault... or at least he should take the blame.

In fact, this movie in general is rushed. It was almost like I watched it on 1.25x. And the beats (the moments in this story)... if they had been written down and summarized, they would have actually looked really nice. The beat structure I thought was quite well laid out, but the execution lagged behind. The placement of the camera and the shot choice, along with the rushed pace, made most scenes feel unimportant.

Overall, it's better than it was said to be when it came out and I say worth a watch especially if you enjoy the genre.
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El Conde (2023)
7/10
Mnah... almost
7 February 2024
Warning: Spoilers
In terms of contents and perspective, it takes a shot at the right wing in a pretty gratuitous and unearned way but that's quite trendy nowadays so whatever. I take no points away for that because the filmmakers are entitled to their political views whether or not I agree.

The movie itself was interesting. I feel like the tone and the visual style have a lot of potential but relatively little is delivered. I liked the idea of boldly integrating history into the very irreverent storyline - and sure, the Joan d'Arc analogy was enjoyable but its grand significance escapes me.

I just felt like every element proposed by this movie, be it visual or narrative, landed short of what it itself looked like it could have been. The violent scenes could have looked more interesting. The wide angle lenses could have been used more creatively, the strange, enigmatic, slightly disturbing characters, including the sons and daughters, SHOULD have been more and better developed. The the key dramatic moments like, you know, the killings, the reveals, the twists, should have resonated louder, and they would have, for one, had they made more sense, in a more complex way to the plot.

The movie is definitely special and tried something different. And that deserves points. But, interestingly, this wasn't clear from the start. I did write down in my notebook around 30 to 40 minutes in "is this movie an excuse to do the cinematography?" and "seems to try to be interesting using obsolete eye-innovations". So it definitely didn't rush to convince me of anything and only by the last 30 minutes did I feel a little content having watched it, but not much so.

Oh, and, I actually particularly liked the editing :)

Dans l'ensemble, comme ci, comme ça...
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9/10
Wow, ok
7 February 2024
You're probably reading this with the benefit of hindsight but as I am writing it in Feb 2024, I can't help but wonder what's going to happen at the Oscars. This should be a close one. 20 Days in Mariupol is a hard core documentary and really powerful one (I would say still in pole position for the golden bald guy) but Four Daughters is a wonderful film. It deserves at least just as much to win.

The way it's laid out, the structure, the perspective, even a healthy dose of suspense. Very insightful, very daring, brave, unforgiving. Its shortcomings are minimal and have to do with the style - I would have appreciated a stronger cinematic touch, slightly more careful camera work to compliment its originality. And perhaps more clarity here and there.

But other than that, wonderful.
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Maestro (2023)
9/10
Remarkable
7 February 2024
I don't usually review good movies. I never know what to say about them: "directing, good, cine, good, acting, good"?

But with this movie, I have to write something because I was: 1. Surprised by how well Bradley Cooper did it, and 2. Confused by the low rating. Maybe my 9 stars are on the generous side but I couldn't have gone lower than 8. This movie is impressive.

The dialogue is beautiful and articulated, the acting is really nuanced and colorful, the story is good even though it clearly lacks a good level of dramatic tension and, more importantly, a climax, which, on the flip side, strangely didn't bother me. (It violates script theory but it works. If it works, it works.)

And then there's the cinematography. My God, the cinematography is extraordinary. It did earn an Oscar nomination and it deserved it and I think it might even win.
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5/10
Mostly terrible
5 February 2024
I can't help but wonder if the person who made this documentary has ever seen another documentary in their life. Same goes for those who chose to nominate it for an Academy Award. It is so full of BS cliché that it could pass for an Onion parody. So much for a documentary: a bunch of archival footage, some B-roll, and music at the end, all set to a few boring interviews about some people's lives, the likes of which I could do in the next 45 seconds with my dad, my uncle or the next door neighbor, without any skill. There is a bracket of about 7 minutes that is somewhat interesting and the cinematography is not terrible, but the rest is below unwatchable. There is NO insight into anything to do with the instruments, just a few generalized boring comments I could have made myself to myself while watching. The backstories are irrelevant or at least not made to seem relevant in any way to the theme stated at the beginning, which is that these people are left among the few doing what they are doing. There is nothing about what it is for them to be "the last repair shop" or thereabout. The first guy is gay and good for him but what does that have to do with repairing the instruments. The second lady is an immigrant who had a tough life and no money, which is a story half the people I know and about a quarter of the videos on YouTube have to say so what's the interesting take? And the bald guy seems to have had a fascinating life but he never bothers to tell us how the he*l he got from opening for Elvis Presley to fixing instruments for kids. Just don't bother to watch this, you can find dozens of better YouTube videos about any of the subjects mentioned in the film.
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The After (2023)
4/10
One of those "nothing movies"
4 February 2024
It's sad, pushing on dystrophic that this is an Oscar nominee. It is one of the slyest, most shameless gratuitous tear-jerkers I've ever seen. And it doesn't even do that well. It has NO INSIGHT, NO COMMENTARY, no richness of perspective (next to no perspective at all tbh), no message, no conclusion, no innovation. The acting is mediocre. The cinematography is standard TV, the dialogue even manages to feel a bit false as far as British English goes. The music is just You Tube audio library. I literally cannot find anything even slightly above mediocre in this movie. And barely anything above terrible. Thank Good it was relatively short.

Also, yeah, the subject is tragic but so is a news bulletin. If I mention the death of a child in this review, will it get a Pulitzer? No. BS.
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8/10
Nobody rating this, huh?
4 May 2023
This is the first movie I have ever seen that has reviews without any ratings. Interesting. Of course, if you rate this high, people are going to think you're a racist. If you rate it low, you look ridiculous. The truth is, The Birth of a Nation is an exceptionally good movie, while being completely evil and a monument of the most short-minded callous bigotry. It is quite likely the most racist movie ever made. At least I hope, you know what I mean? If you're thinking about watching it, I think if you are a filmmaker or film student, you should. Of course, if you want to become a film critic, you must. But otherwise, I don't think it's worth it. If you don't watch at least 350-400 movies a year, there are many other movies that are much better for you spirit and your peace of mind than this one. It is really a glorious work and had it not been the pathetic hate spectacle that it is, I could have only called it the Citizen Kane of the movies before Citizen Kane. I personally find absolutely no mitigation for the despicable person that the otherwise strikingly brilliant D. W. Griffith was and I hope nobody ever watches this movie with anything but sadness and pity. A tragic waste of talent.
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8/10
Good, especially the ending
19 April 2023
But not as good as some say. It overlooks some important aspects of character development and is sometimes inconsistent with its style. The last episode is by far the best made and it really elevates the rating of the show from a 7 to an 8. The acting is quite good, especially from Anya Taylor-Joy and Marielle Heller. 11 Emmys? I don't know. 8.6 rating on imbd. Hm, you know what, maybe. Yeah, it does have some remarkable qualities. It's a shame it feels plasticky and producer-made (for those who know what I mean) from time to time. A little too often for my books. The devil is in the details. How should I put it? It sometimes feels like it was directed by the 1st AD, it has sections where it doesn't feel thoughtful enough, like the director just wanted to get them over with. A bit of a shame for the rest of it.
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8/10
Good, though...
6 August 2021
I... I... am dumbfounded by all the hate in the reviews. Like... I think it's essential that movies can be criticized and scrutinized severely by the public. But I can't understand it in this case. Sure, it's not a classic of world cinema by any stretch of the imagination. But... I was impressed...

Characters have depth, the acting is very very good, the cinematography is way way beyond expectations (especially in Part II), the story is there... and it's exciting. Some of the storytelling devices John Krasinski used were really complicated to apply. The editing was seamless (except at the climax scene where I really didn't like one thing when they were inter-cutting between storylines, but I don't want to say what so I don't have to tick the Spoilers box).

I mean... there's absolutely no philosophy to this movie. But it's pure entertainment. And for what it is, I think it's good.
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9/10
Magnificent
8 May 2021
Roses are red, violets are blue, Asian cinema is absolutely glorious. This is one of those movies you can't comment on. Just go watch it.
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6/10
I wished it would be good...
9 February 2021
Warning: Spoilers
With all the respect for the wonderful Alfonso Cuaron, this movie's writing is proposterous. The plot is rushed, which is imensely strange for such a short movie, which could have just been longer, the dialogue is at the very best mediocre and uninteresting, and, most importantly, the movie spends no time making us care about the characters or their mission. We don't get anything about why saving one girl who's having a baby is so important for a world in which everybody is murdering people left and right. SPOILERS FROM HERE ON: The newborn doesn't seem to have anything to do with SOLVING the fertility problem, especially since she's beeing kept AWAY from the authorities, who would have, for better or worse, maybe done some studies on her. And even if we were to toss that out, which we won't, because it's right there in the movie, we still don't understand anything about the destination. The world has colapsed, it says right there in the beginning, and Britain is the only place standing, but then she's not welcome in Britain, so she's being taken to an organisation that will offer her shelter... in Britain... or in the rest of the world, which has been overtaken by chaos? And she's gonna stay there until when? Without anyone noticing that the child is by far the youngest on the planet? I mean, hundreds of people know about the baby, aren't they gonna talk about it? Isn't she going to be hunted down, one way, or another? AAAAND, back to the start, EVEN if she's not hunted down and she's put in a magical super-strong empire castle, she's still just a girl who gave birth in a world where - all right, nobody is giving birth - but people still exists and they still have lives that we're drawn to care about. Right? I mean, even if the infertility happened gradually, there still will be at least thousands or tens of thousands of 18, 19, 20-year-olds alive. People are literally dying to save that baby, but those kids are basically cannon fodder? And the rest of the story is laid out just so lazily. There's a sorry attempt to sketching a backstory with Theo and Julian having been married or something and having had a child who died, but I don't see how the fact that people can't have children anymore has anything to do with intensifying that pain. I mean, common sense here, from the point of view of the audience, circumstances do little to change (either for the better, or for the worse) the perspective on a child's death. And the result of this is that when Julian dies, my only feeling was: "they got Julienne Moore, and she's dead already?"

Ok, beyond the writing, Alfonso Cuaron can't help but direct well. I love how he identifies the characters visually with peculiar traits, some camera moves were really great, although I kept wondering why he didn't use wider angle lenses for some of the shots, to take more advantage of the expensive production design.

Anyway, I guess Cuaron's only fault is that he didn't have this screenplay written by ONE - GOOD - SCREENWRITER. I mean, bottom line, you hire a writer's room, you're gonna get TV-Series-quality writing. Not good enough for cinema, not good enough for Alfonso Cuaron... and, beyond discussion, not good enough for an Oscar nomnination.
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