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Korgoth of Barbaria (2006)
Grusomely brilliant!
This is Heavy Metal taken on a whole new level!
Another Tartakovsky masterpiece, considering the animation, under skillful direction of Aaron. And certainly something we've not by-far used to in cartoons signed by their names.
If you've liked Futurama's humorous remarks, Heavy Metal's gore & violence, the original Conan The Barbarian medieval-style (tho depicted on quite humorous way), Samurai Jack's action, all with a tint of exaggerated 'attributes' of 'maidens' similar to Manga-style, and zombie-like barbarians you can meet in Grim & Evil, you'll just love this in all it's blood and gore! Everything here is exaggerated to a point of absurd, which is actually what's so catchy and entertaining.
Pure barbarian entertainment! After all, aren't we all a bit of barbarians deep inside?
My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006)
Complete, total and utter crap!
OK, I did watch a lot of movies that sucked a big time, but none of them made me actually to register on IMDb and share my total disgust with them. If there were keywords for some movie, i guess keywords for this one would be: boring, pointless, plot less, waste-of-time... plain stupid in other words.
Sure, there are much more awful (to say at best) movies out there, but they were respectfully filled with anonymous actors that are just taking their baby-steps in acting. Of course, pointless movies can be filled with good actors as well, but in that case they manage to pull out the movie from 'total garbage' title... But it's not the case here. Just to make it clear, I consider Uma Thurman far from a good actress, but she's certainly not a beginner and she does have a few tricks up her sleeve (apart from her quite pleasant appearance) and she did quite a good achievement in her acting career with Kill Bill, so I just can't believe she allowed herself to degrade to this. I mean this movie's value fluctuate somewhere between latino-American novellas and teenage time-waster movies, while not succeeding to meet 'standards' in either of them. I don't even see what's the target audience? Is there a target audience for plain crappy movies?
This movie should be banned from theaters - it's a disgrace to the movie industry rendering it from the '7th art' to '7th fart' and in essence pure waste of film tape. I can't imagine anyone older than 12 actually liking the movie. Can't imagine even younger than 12 - they couldn't understand principles behind those 0.01% of the plot and chain-of-events in the movie. This truly is a movie for 1 to 101 audience - they'll all equally hate it.
Save your money and time - avoid as much as humanly possible!