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Night Court (2023)
A disgrace to the original
Absolutely horrible. No "judge" would act like this juvenile girl. The "DA" (India de Beaucort) is one of the WORST actresses I have EVER had the displeasure of watching. She can't even look at someone when she is supposed to be speaking directly to them!! She looks off into the air as I'm sure she's TRYING to remember her lines!!!! Dan is a total flip in personality and this one is NOT what we used to enjoy. And the rest are just hangers on. The ONLY laugh I have had was in the 2nd episode when the pigeons flew in. If anyone is thinking of wasting their time, don't bother. Harry Anderson is rolling in his grave over this atrocity.
The King's Daughter (2022)
Don't waste your time or money on this one!!
One of the worst I've seen in recent years! Pierce Brosnan is once again really bad in acting. I think the ONLY thing he was pretty good at was James Bond, because I can't think of one other work of his that I would call good and he really wasn't memorable at that. Ugh, what a waste of time!!
Animal Planet Extreme: Man-Eating Super Snake (2011)
This movie is a bogus!
I started watching this, and as soon as the first so-called victim, a young man was found inside the snake, I quit. FIRST of all, they said they found one of his boots. OK, then how did the body have both boots on. Second and most important....constrictors swallow from the head down, NOT the feet up, as the shoulders would make the arms or front legs of the prey go out to where the animal (or person) could NOT be swallowed, not to mention how did the snake get BOTH legs down together!! What a bunch of crap, and please do not believe this staged low-budget farce!
47 Meters Down (2017)
Some really good jumps to this one
If you can overlook the girls about 160' down on the ocean floor on one tank of air each, which at that depth MIGHT have lasted them 20 minutes and certainly not even that long for someone blowing their air in panic, for hours supposedly in this case, then you can have fun with this movie. Some really good jumps to it.
Mr. Holmes (2015)
Sherlock!!!!
My sister-in-law is the producer of this great take on the famous Sherlock Holmes. What a poignant film to watch the relationship between an aging Sherlock grow with a young aspiring "detective" Roger. To share his past, his greatest and most haunting mysteries and most unresolved case with this child is a very special experience and daunting. Roger is a very special child, extremely intelligent and inquisitive, a perfect virtuoso of the Holmes type of mind and ability. I love watching Roger interact with Holmes, his questions, his responses. This kid is going on to great things. The locations, the settings, the period, and the scenery are all perfect for the end of days for the great Sherlock Holmes. May he REST IN PEACE!!!
Poltergeist (2015)
Lousy remake
MILD SPOILER ALERT: Wow, NOT even one actual scare moment in this lousy remake of a classic. The acting sucked, and they never address those responsible for leaving the bodies under the house with no headstones. It was a waste of time. I WAS amazed at how much the little girl looks like the original Heather (may she RIP). Jane Adams once again proves she is nothing more than a low end character actress. A few good effects in the "other side" with the trapped souls and bodies. I don't know about anyone else, but I at least like to have a few good jumps when it comes to watching movies that are SUPPOSED to be good horror movies. I didn't even get one good jump out of this forgettable piece of waste. I feel sorry for those that wasted good hard earned money at the theaters. This one, is ONLY if you have absolutely nothing else to do.
A Most Violent Year (2014)
Regarding lobster
This is a pretty good movie, however, you would think the producers/directors would know that when you make a Caribbean based movie, you do not use Maine lobsters on the plate! The only lobster in this island location would be Florida/Spanish lobster which have NO claws. This is typical of Hollywood no brainer writing/directing/producing. On the other hand, Walken is always great, and the rest of the cast is very good. Not to mention, the location scenery is awesome, and makes you want to be in paradise! I am a divemaster, and LOVE the islands of any kind. I so miss them whenever I can't be there. My heart is always in the Caribbean, and this movie makes me wish I was there right now.
And So It Goes (2014)
Really bad
Could Michael Douglas be any worse of an "actor"?? He is horrible at "trying" to play drunk, and he isn't much better "sober". And Diane Keaton should NEVER try to sing (even if it's lip syncing) at anything!! I was looking forward to this movie after a couple of others in this genre (Something's Gotta Give, As Good As It Gets, etc), and was terribly disappointed. I really love movies like this, but I'm not happy with hokey, badly acted attempts. Too bad. I really do not recommend this movie unless you like that brainless so-called entertainment. On the other hand, the movies I mentioned earlier are great, Except with Diane Keaton's crying episode in "Something's Gotta Give". That I can definitely do without!
Noah (2014)
Crowe flop
Horrible!!! Obviously done by people completely unfamiliar with the Bible, liberal morons. To have a story from the Bible that eliminates God, is sacrilege! Not to mention, that it appears that Methusala has a better shaver than my husband's $300 Norelco, as does Russell Crowe. And Crowe also is wearing manufactured boots and a BLAZER!!! What should have had more about the animals, all the CGI animals, got about 15 seconds of screen appearance, then apparently went into their Sleeping Beauty sleep, which an elephant could NEVER lie down for that long without organ failure. The movie really took liberties and inserted ridiculous pieces that are NO where in the biblical story of Noah. Show me anywhere in the Bible that refers to "The Watchers"!!!!! These over the top, stupid Transformer looking,"living rocks", that apparently were supposed to be angels that had disobeyed God, were NEVER part of this Bible story. How dare these Hollywood idiots who have apparently NEVER read the Bible try to change the stories and history!!!! WTF??