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Bed of Nails (2024)
1/10
Straight to the point
14 September 2023
I didn't have high hopes for the story of this film, but I at least thought it would be entertaining to watch. It failed at even the freebie, which is the sex and and nudity. It even got to the point where it sabotaged itself by censoring the one (clearly)explicit scene, which is a trend that needs to end. If you don't want to show it, don't film it. Like I said the sex and nudity is the freebie entertaining part of these types of films and it couldn't even get that right. Every time you think you found a creator that won't unnecessarily hold back in this department, once again you get disappointed. The rest is your typical low budget horror film sludge, which also failed to entertain.
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Crack Whore (2012)
1/10
Waited years for this film... Disappointed.
11 August 2020
So I've recently caved in and decided to dig an old dvd player out of a closet and purchased many B-horror, sleazy, underground films that I've been interested in watching for ages but the filmmakers and distributors have decided VOD releases just won't happen. Still have many on the way, but so far I see why such convenient releases aren't available. I've been disappointed in most of them so far but none more than this one.

I prefixed that because my review may be a little skewed due to being disappointed after such a long wait and being forced to purchase the film through physical media. Still I found nothing enjoyable about this film.

Violence, blood, and gore - About as basic as it gets. Goreiest shot being a severed prosthetic(obviously so) member being in one of the obnoxious guys mouth. Mostly just slow stabbings with blood stains on characters shirts.

Humor - It's hard for sleazy b-horror films to nail humor but it can be done. This film fails at it though. I will give it that it's better than a lot of other films in its league.

Sex and Nudity - About as PG as a film with this name and subject matter can be. One sex scene with no nudity. One rape scene with 15 seconds of breast; scene mostly consist of pov shots of the rapist making dumb faces(attempt at humor). One shower scene with breast and a quick shot of buttock. Two more scenes with breast(one from titular character one from a separate character). One shot of male buttock with brief/obscured glimpse of his member(unsure if prosthetic or real) from behind. Like I said PG for a film with this name and subject matter which doesn't make much sense; definitely should have been far more graphic/explicit. Sex and Nudity was one thing this film could have done well without much effort, but it's seems more like effort was put in to make it cookie cutter.

The one good thing about this film was that it was over quick. So yeah I'd recommend skipping this one.
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Clowna Nostra (2019)
1/10
Don't get used by the reused footage!
7 August 2020
Let's be real; there is one reason most people watch a Bill Zebub film for and it's the nudity. All the new scenes shot for this film were poor. All the good scenes are reused from the film Amuse Me, so watch that film instead. In case you're here for the plot it's dumb and mostly done through phone calls. Nothing else really to say about it.

Only worth a watch for the reused footage, so just don't waste your time.
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1/10
Don't Drink the Milk? Don't watch this film if you seen the film Depraved!
7 August 2020
So yes I wasted money purchasing this film. This is the Bill Zebub film name Depraved(Didn't notice any edits between the two). Bill Zebub is bad about this, renaming films with little or no edits made to make you think you're getting something new when you aren't. Despite that fact this review will be fair.

I was able to watch Depraved(before purchasing this film) as part of my Midnight Society Movies membership. By far is this not one of Bill's better outings, but enjoyable to an extent. Nudity, the one thing Bill can do well(everything else, bad acting, overuse of slo-mo, terrible cinematography, etc.), while plentiful, not the best. Poor selection of women and oddly enough not sleazy enough given the film's subject matter.

Plot was simple, a guy raping girls(much like most of his films... All of his films) then the revenge. Basically not worth much of a watch, not even for the nudity. If you want a decent rape revenge film, you're better of watching another Spit on your Grave sequel/knock off.
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