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Meet the Spartans (2008)
Thats it, all those previews were just a waste
I watched the previews for this movie and people said "So far the best comedy of the years" "4 stars" What the hell are these people thinking.
This movie was stupid. I timed it, the movie was an hour and 5 mins long, not including the previews, so stupid. Terrible acting, terrible everything.
Some parts were funny, but it got so boring. I can't handle this movie, I can't think about it. I think I got Spartans Disease, now I can't reproduce, I can't hear. My life is ruined. May I R.I.P.
And may I say, "DON'T SEE THIS MOVIE, IT IS TOO LATE FOR ME, BUT PLEASE DON'T SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
Stupid Is Not The Best Word To Descibe It
I love the original. I hate the remake. The remake was stupid. They used the same umpaloopas. They same guy. They did not have different ones. They used, the same one. To much computer crap to it. It was so out there. No one can survive in a little house with wholes everywhere. The original, they had a complete house. They went way to far with the remake, I am shocked that Johnny Depp chose this film. It sucks.... All the characters were annoying. Charlie was a small cocky child. The grandpa is a child predator. They added in so much stuff and they took out so much stuff.
I give it a 2/10. The reason is that I am shocked it made it to theaters. This movie is so over- rated
The Bill Engvall Show (2007)
The Worst Sitcom Ever
I watched the First 3 episodes, I think, It is not funny At all. The audience, if there is one, never laughed, I never laughed. If there were one, It must of been a bunch of kidnapped children. I can't stand BillEngvall. The wife is a _____. The daughter is so dumb. The teenage boy is gay. The little kid is a brat. They all must of needed jobs really badly. Just poor writers and directors and no good actors. I am shocked it has been announced for a second season. That is all it will last hopefully.This show should down in the trash for good.
As a hater, I give this show a 1/10. It deserves it. If I was TBS, I would just cut my self.
LEAVE THE GOOD SHOWS ON THE AIRE.
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
The Top Rated Zombie Movie
I was not a fan of zombie movies, but after I saw previews of the movie, It looked so great and it turned out great. A small group of survivors take refuge in a mall. They do everything to protect them selves and to have fun. At the end only 4 people survive, I think because They escape to a island and there are zombies chasing them, then it ends, so you don't know, what will happen. That is so perfect, everyone was like, "what the hell will happen next"
James Gunn did a A+++ job on the script and the directed was correctly done, thanks to Zack Snyder, this movie turned out terrific. I love this film I give it a 10/10. I deserves it.
SpaceCamp (1986)
Maybe I am Crazy, No I am not, It is Better than Star Wars
The perfect space fantasy film. a group of kids go up accidentally in space and have to get back down, but do they, sure they do.This would not be a family film if they all died. Then it will all be sad. You don't want that Kate Capsaw, the leading lady gives a Golden Globe performance, but sadly, she nor Lea Thompson won one. That sucks so bad.I can't say it enough, this film is so great, Lea Thompson- o lord, a perfect girl for this film. This film is the best for sure.
Sorry, but better than Star Wars. Star Wars is so over- rated and space camp was so under- rated. It should of been the other way around
excellent 10/10- 0r maybe 11/10. Iam not good at math
Misery (1990)
Kathy Bates+ James Caan= A Great Horror Film ( contains spoilers)
The movie is great, there is no other way to describe it. It is about a writer who crashes his car and a crazed fan finds him. She takes care of him, like a normal person, but healing time and resting are not in the picture. She turns violent. Hits him, tortures him so badly. He tries to escape but she always finds out that he tried. Since, he is retiring from writing, his last book, misery (title) dies. She does not like it. She makes him write another one, and Sooner or Later an old cop is murdered by her and she eventually dies. So if you want more. Watch the film.
I love this movie so much. Kathy bates gives a Oscar winning performance and James Caan, the perfect victim. The movie adds up and has twists and turns. the perfect movie. SO PERFECT!!!
10/10