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Ruby's Choice (2022)
5/10
RUBY'S CHOICE IS A VERY BASIC CHOICE - DON'T CHOOSE THIS
24 August 2024
It's attack of the mediocre Aussie film - but this one has the right intentions, a few nice songs and locations and but a great cast but that's unfortunately where it ends. This film has very poor storytelling and lackluster execution in directing. The film is an easy watch, but at the core its BASIC - it really doesn't evoke much heart, you feel sorry for Ruby at some moments but you DONT really feel her journey. The film suffers from many different problems, one being that it didn't have the correct structure, it didn't know which direction it was going in. The film played it very safe and didn't go all the way exploring dementia at its fullest. There are some strange scene jumps and strange awkward editing that leave you confused. There is a huge lack of music which could have helped drive the bad writing and also some very cringy moments - usually around teens doing things that are odd and unnatural. It suffers from repeating tropes from other films instead of trying to create its own originality. I mean you can see from the lack of love for the trailer and especially the amateurish poster that this was going to be a basic film, the poster says it all. Adding to that was the very basic cinematography, the lack of lighting correctly and over lighting most scenes was a shock especially when they somehow convinced Jane Seymour to appear in this film. There was nothing visually aesthetic about the look of the film and it looks like a student possibly color graded the film. I really wanted to like even love this film, but it didn't land at all, and I have seen the director's horror film - which they reference in the film as being a great film and that is a horrible film - which I will also review after giving it a second watch. Overall, a basic easy film to watch, shot nicely but basically, stellar acting by Jacquelline McKenzie and Jane Seymour and most of the cast. Misses the mark by a longshot because it doesn't pull on any emotions and it just didn't connect.
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The Convert (2023)
6/10
CONVERTED MY INTEREST
31 July 2024
A very well-made film, shot beautifully in picturesque NZ. Locations, casting and costumes very fantastic. Jaquelline Macenzie and Guy Pearce at their very best. Overall, it's an interesting topic about Christianity being introduced into NZ but it didn't really do much in terms of that. The story didn't know whether it want to be a converting local to Christianity story or a story about the violent traditional tribal practices of the Maori. This felt like 2 different stories that were not blended correctly. The idea was good but not great and was not written well and not executed well. Overall, the film looks great, but the story got boring and uninteresting halfway through. Overall, I recommend and great co-production between Australia and NZ, but the director has made many great films locally and in Hollywood.
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6/10
APOCALYPTICAL INTERESTINGLY GOOD
31 July 2024
I thought this was a very engaging film, it was interesting watching a little cult in a forest. It felt natural, organic and real. Looks like mostly non actors and it really worked. David McCrae as Michael is a four de tour, an accomplished actor and the best thing in the film. Lots of interesting casting choices that made the world of the cult feel very real. Costumes and locations were great, camera work was OK for a found footage style documentary films. Could have used music and better color grade but overall, I think this was a great effort and I look forward to watching the director's other films, I believe Glenn Triggs has a bright future.
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2/10
I AM FURIOUSA THAT THEY KEEP MAKING THESE FILMS
8 July 2024
Apart from great action scenes and great wardrobe, special effects, makeup and photography there is not much after that, and if you tell me there is an actual interesting STORY, there isn't.

The story evokes no emotion, it's not interesting and I was so bored, I actually hated it. Why is this good - what's interesting about the characters? I can see why this film was pulled from cinemas and BOMBED at the cinemas, the last one was also BAD. The original is still the BEST or go and watch - LOREENZO's OIL a great story by director GEORGE MILLER - Miller is only recycling 4 decades of an idea here and frankly we are done with this. Why did this cost 250 million dollars? For that you would think the film would be edge on your seat entertaining. Chris Hemsworth was a caricature and Anna Taylor Joy was wasted here with minimal dialogue. I have to say with that budget some of the explosions looked cheap. DONT WASTE YOUR TIME - I feel this is due to that AUSSIE FILM_MAKING mentality. 2 STARS FOR PRODUCUTION - But this is forgettable, you would never LOVE this film or rewatch this.
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The Ferryman (2023)
3/10
THE FERRYMAN NEEDS HELP
8 July 2024
Always great to see an indie filmmaker make their first film but unfortunately this was not a strong start. This film lacked in many ways especially the storytelling. Actors were a combo of good, bad and unratable. I found myself bored watching this and the black and white photography didn't add anything. The Reason to shoot B&W is to give the film another layer. This was trying to be noir, but it didn't work. All the elements of filmmaking were still in the beginner's alley, music, framing, cinematography, directing, etc. Overall, its hard making a film and even though this was FREE on TUBI, I wouldn't pay to watch this. There is nothing that evokes emotions or strikes you with interest or captivates or intrigues etc. Film-makers need to remember to PULL you in, draw you in and make you want to keep watching. Great work making a film - it isn't easy. Keep on pushing.
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4/10
FIGHTING TO KEEP WATCHING
8 July 2024
Not a bad effort for an Aussie film and that's saying a lot. The fight sequences are quite good and the overall technical aspect of the film is good. The story is underwhelming and cheap, it's a stretch that there are BAD GUYS who kidnap children and have no real motive apart from being annoyed by the main character. I was bored watching this film i had to fast forward increments. Congrats to Bren Foster for putting this together but he's a very average actor and not so good director and the writing is amateurish. The lead actress is really good and spunky and has a bright future and also Annabelle Stephenson. It tries to be American, but the plot doesn't allow for it to be realistic and feels contrived and forced, nothing feels unnatural. Even some of the dialogue and gaps between dialogue and some stares very awkward and cringy. One point for the filmmakers to look at it - and this may be an editing problem is - when receptionist asks if the girls walked through the GYM, there is a delay in response and doesn't even show any urgency that kids may have been kidnapped. A Note to all Australian film-makers - Story comes first - This felt like it was designed to accommodate the skills of Bren Foster, so he designed a mediocre story around that. Better than most Screen Australia funded films so congrats on making a decent Indie film.
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Box: Metaphor (2023)
1/10
GET ME AWAY FROM THE BOX: METAPHOR
14 June 2024
I always appreciate a filmmaker's effort to innovate, even if the concept isn't entirely new-as seen in CUBE and other movies where characters are confined in a space. The design and texture of the box in this film are interesting, although the flaws in the visual effects become apparent when viewed from a distance, especially the drones. The lead actress and one of the supporting actors delivered commendable performances. However, the film suffers from overly dark lighting, which detracts from the overall experience.

Although this might be a low or no-budget indie Australian film, budget constraints should not justify poor filmmaking. Unfortunately, the acting, with a few exceptions, was subpar, the story lacked engagement, and the dialogue was weak. The film felt aimless, lacking a clear narrative arc or purpose. I struggled to grasp what the film was trying to convey about a future dystopian society or the significance of the beach setting; a desert might have been more appropriate for the prisoners.

Overall, there isn't much that stands out positively in this film. The writer and director could benefit from studying storytelling techniques to develop a more compelling narrative and journey. I'm sorry to say that I did not enjoy this film especially when you have someone read the intro out loud - that was a cringeworthy moment and a strong indicator to the films impending doom.
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3/10
You'll Never Like This
1 June 2024
Lots of fake reviews here, nothing happens for almost one hour inside of a trailer home. It's a one location film that tries its best to be creepy and scary, but it waits until the last 20 minutes to actually gets somewhere. Once again Aussie mentality of trying to make a horror / supernatural / psychological thriller BUT nothing much happens apart from lots of talking (slow burn) creepy sound effects and lots of trying to make you guess WTF is happening. Just a note for the film-makers - SCREENWRITING 101 - You can have 1-2 things max to have as a mystery but not trying to make the film 5 different things and confuse an audience. Is it a horror? Is it a ghost film? Is the old man insane? Is the girl a ghost? Is he drunk? Is he on drugs? It's exhausting. The story is actually boring as nothing intelligent actually happen. It's too late by the time you get to the last 20 min and then give everyone your twist. Overall, I wouldn't recommend it, I'll end with the positives. Great cinematography, Production Design and Grade is beautiful, actors are descent and music, and sound all technical aspects are spot on. It's always the WRITING & DIRECTING is the common problem and why it's NOT on par with the rest of the world's standards and it's a constant reason that Aussie audiences will always flock to a well written and directed American or foreign film. Nice try but no thanks.
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41 (I) (2012)
5/10
41 AND MORE THAN YOU THINK
28 May 2024
Not a bad film at all for an indie Aussie film, which for once injects some heart and emotion. The premise is interesting although not original. The time travel story will never gets old, but Glenn Triggs found an interesting concept using a motel room. I did like the homage or rip off from Back to the future in terms of the timeline splitting. I thought the actors were solid especially David Macrae who gave an outstanding performance. I think this is a great start for this director and overall enjoyed the story. Unfortunately, it fails when it comes to the cinematography, lighting, set design and has an awful color grade. I forgive it for all that as I enjoyed the story. Music was quite beautiful too and the simple VFX simply worked, not bad for an indie low or no budget film. Overall, a director I believe is going places.
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Time Addicts (2023)
3/10
NOT ADDICTED TO THIS TIME POOR FILM
13 May 2024
I really wanted to LOVE this, especially after I was sucked into the trailer, the concept had promise but wasn't executed correctly. Firstly, the drug addicted characters did not ring true to life, I could see the actors phoning it in or trying very hard to be a bogan junkie without having the acting chops to pull it off. It didn't feel authentic like the writer / director didn't experience it and wanted to make a film about it. You can see when someone hasn't had lived experience. Especially the lead actress she really needed to go further with her character, she seemed to OK to be a druggie. I didn't quite believe her performance. The lead actor was trying to play it cool or eccentric, but it didn't land either. The other ensemble cast were actually quite good. The story is lacking so much, long scenes with pacing issues and boring, I found myself fast forwarding as NOTHING literally was happening. I can't believe yet another terrible funding choice from VIC SCREEN and the funding bodies whereas other filmmakers are struggling to make films who are far more talented.

Overall its photographed well, all technical aspects are very good, nice locations and music but that where it ends.
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4/10
LATE NIGHT WITHOUT A SHRED OF THE DEVIL
26 April 2024
Despite its promising premise, "Late Night With The Devil" fails to deliver on its potential as a supernatural horror film. The movie struggles to evoke fear or suspense, instead opting for a slow-paced narrative that feels lackluster and somewhat boring. The first half of the film is dominated by mundane conversations on a talk show, with little to propel the story forward.

While the concept of the film is original, it is let down by poor execution and a lack of scary moments. Despite its title, the appearance of the Devil and other supernatural elements are saved for the final act, leaving viewers waiting for any semblance of horror until the end. The film relies more on gore than genuine supernatural terror, missing the opportunity to fully utilize its potential.

However, "Late Night With The Devil" does have its strengths. The cast delivers strong performances, and the cinematography effectively captures the atmosphere of a 70s-style talk show. The costumes are also commendable, adding to the film's aesthetic appeal.

Unfortunately, these positives are overshadowed by the film's lackluster story and failure to evoke any real emotion. While it may be an easy watch, "Late Night With The Devil" ultimately falls short of leaving a lasting impression on its audience.
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7/10
RUN TO SEE THIS RABBIT
13 January 2024
One of the best Aussie films this year, certainly kept my attention. It was interesting, engaging and easy to watch. The film is a psychological thriller with supernatural elements, I think the Director did really well, this is much better than most Aussie films, this surpasses The New Boy and Shayda. This has most of the elements that most American films have. There was some moments of slow pacing issues and the backstory needed to be clearer a little earlier in the first act and also it didn't really pull at any strong emotions, but overall, the film looks beautiful, great locations, great cast, Sarah Snook is exceptional as always and the film looks and sounds great. Well done, highly recommend, don't listen to those reviewers giving low scores. Just a note to the producers - The Poster is a fail - It doesn't attract the right audience and doesn't sell the film as it should, a creepier poster with the mum and girl would have been better.
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Blueback (2022)
3/10
BLUEBACK - BACKED INTO A CORNER
3 January 2024
Based on accomplished novelist Tim Winton's book of the same name, this film falls very short. Not all books can be adapted into films especially if the screenplay is written by the wrong person, a person who has more producing and directing credits than writing.

The film is photographed well, and all technical aspects are met especially with a big budget. Locations are great and most of the actors are good, apart from Mia - who seems to be phoning it in on this film - half the time she seems so flat in her performance, she actually seems like she doesn't even want to be in the film and was doing it for a paycheck or a favor. (Just watch the first few lines while she's on the satellite phone and listen to the delivery) The film and its themes are well-intentioned, but this was actually packaged as a kid's film? I can tell you; I have 5 young kids and they wouldn't sit through the first 10 min. This was a missed opportunity to tell a heart-warming story about a beautiful blue Groper fish which has a beautiful relationship with the Jackson family over a few decades. Robert Connoly should have taken a page out of Free Willy or A Dolphin Tale. There is hardly any real emotion evoked from this story, any emotion portrayed is actually dribble and contrived. The narrative is disjointed and convoluted, its pacing is too slow and somewhat boring. Also feel like Radha Mitchell is trying too hard to be SUPER AUSSIE with her accent, but I believe her performance is still quote strong. Overall, a well-shot film, with all the bells and whistles thanks to Screen Australia and ScreenWest. Lottery West helping already established filmmakers instead of funding new voices. Just remember if you watched this film and agreed and are Australian - your tax payed for this. Do you think it was executed correctly? Want to watch a fantastic Tim Winton film? Go and watch an excellent film called Breath directed by Simon Baker - a fantastically made film.
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The New Boy (2023)
3/10
A NEW BOY NEEDS SAVING!!!
27 December 2023
Overall, a beautifully photographed film amongst the beautiful landscapes and county of Australia. OK acting by the main cast and a beautiful soundtrack to accompany it. The sound design is terrific as well as the production and costume design and that's where the beauty stops. The films narrative is convoluted and not clear and is left to major interpretation which in storytelling means it's a weak premise with no real strong intention. It dances around the ideas of faith and indigenous culture, but it's never fully fleshed out, disappointed coming from a first nations director. There was definitely potential there in a conceived spiritual essence of an idea which was left underdeveloped and a missed opportunity to mix faith and spirituality. The imdb synopsis stated that it's about a renegade nun (Cate Blanchette) but that doesn't really describe the character. The film is easy to watch, pacing is better than most Aussie films, but it just needed so much more, Aussie films have this real problem in being able to do the simplest of things - Tell a good yarn on screen. Why is that? We get this idea that we must continue to tell first nation stories BUT we cannot find a new angle or a GREAT story to tell, this story is mediocre at best and Cate Blanchette can't save this. Doesn't matter how many AACTA or award nominations this film gets - your larger GENERAL audience can see through the pretentious arty-fartyness of underdeveloped narrative storytelling and by attaching known actors - it tries to sell you that this a film worthy of accolades. Films are political now, not made or judged by their merit but by the politics of the government agencies and the people who have power to get them made.

The film s well-made and it shows from the decent budget it was made with - but that deserves no accolade - tell a story and move me, make me feel emotion - I felt nothing watching this - disappointing because the hype didn't watch the viewing experience.
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7/10
GO TO THE ROYAL HOTEL - NOW
23 December 2023
This is a really good film, great cast, great locations, great cinematography and has everything going for it, especially the story telling. Kitty Green is a great story-teller unlike all these arty-farty people trying to tell stories in Australia. Her last film - The Assistant was a abysmal and was so boring, but this is a great follow-up. Even though I hate when Aussie filmmakers make the lead an American - that is an insult and we know you're doing it to get the funding, but it works with this story as its based on the real documentary. Overall, the film works well and is truly entertaining. There are some execution problems as well as plausibility issues when you have a lead character is potential danger and you don't fully flesh it out and realize it, its like your almost on the edge of your seat and then your back on your seat so quickly that the danger that could have happened - was over so quickly you didn't give the audience time to take it in, you didn't let the danger get there, just a glimpse of it and then nothing. I want to be entertainment by giving my senses an extravaganza of emotions manipulated. Overall, I enjoyed the film and it a good watch, nothing to call home about but from an Aussie film perspective it has my vote.
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Foe (2023)
2/10
FOE IS A NO GO
23 December 2023
This is not even close to being a good film. What happened to Garth Davis, Lion was such a beautiful - almost perfect film, then there was that terrible Mary Magdelene film and now this.

This concept was interesting but very poorly executed, the screenwriting was contrived babble and didn't know where it was a western or sci-fi film, I think the idea was better than the screenplay. Look with a descent budget anyone can have great actors, beautiful cinematography and all the required technical capabilities. But with an indie-film you have none of that so you really on telling a good damn story, this was so hard to watch as it was sooooooo boring, slow paced, contrived drivel that tried to be unique with mixing genres but failed miserably. I wanted to like it so much, love you Garth but this was a no -go. Actors impeccable, all the photography and locations fantastic. It's an American film with the usual misses and fails of an Australian production. I think this was just a paycheck for everyone because this film would be hard to get a general audience to watch. Sorry Garth I'm not biting - go and watch Lion and bring your tissues because Lion is pure cinema with real emotion and has everything a great story should have.
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Of an Age (2022)
4/10
OVERATED BY ONLY THE FILM-INDUSTRY ART FOLK
23 December 2023
So I went into this with the talk of the town, but mainly from the film industry and the fact that the film is up for accolades in the awards season. The film is shot well, even though the 4:3 ratio BOX non widescreen format is being overused so it can be seen as stylized filmmaking. The film has a nice color and look regardless. The actors were fantastic but most especially Elias Anton in particular. The film is score is beautiful as is the song soundtrack. Starts of good in say the first 15-20 in but then the first half falls on its arse. The fact that you have multiple talking scenes in cars while driving and the dialogue is mundane, boring and uninteresting, it could have been 20 min shorter. There are many pacing issues with the film and lots of too quiet (arty) beats and pauses that don't really move the story forward. Special mention to Hattie Hook for a special performance and the whole ensemble cast. Overall, the second half of the film performed better, I didn't feel the emotion the film was trying to portray, I felt it was slightly forced, I felt the character development was not developed enough and then when the film jumps a decade it just felt off. Overall, the director is a good storyteller, not great but once again it's a film with an agenda about a minority that's had a lot of support and funded by Screen Australia. I feel this years AACTAS are a big miss, look at the films such as Monolith, Streets of Colour, Damage, The Cost which didn't get nominated for AACTA awards and should have. This film is an ego-driven film about the director and the general public wouldn't watch this or rate this up there. I recommend watching The Cost.
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Shayda (2023)
5/10
SHAYDA DOESN'T DELIVER & OVERRATED
25 October 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Based on a true story this film is shot beautifully and the actors are very good (not great) and the music and production is produced exceptionally.

The story is a little too long, about 15-20 min too long, there are significant pacing issues and the story which is of a refugee should have been compelling and emotional, yes there are moments, but it failed to connect with me as a middle eastern person from the same region.

There are problems with the style of storytelling - the problem the film fails to move the story forward instead it cuts back and forth between mundane scenes that don't move the story forward and then serious scenes.

I give credit to the little girl who did an incredible job in this.

Overall the film's intentions are nice, but I fail to see why this film is winning awards when there are far better films that tell an emotional, thought-provoking, powerful story that actually moves you.

This missed the mark by a lot, and poor and inexperienced direction. Doesn't matter if the film is produced by Cate Blanchette, tell me a good story that will actually and me cry, and you will have the audience in the palm of your hands.

A lot of these awards are very political and there are favoritism especially knowing that Cate Blanchette is attached. The diversity and person of color ticking boxes is always a draw card, a film should be based on its merit and not because of its diversity.

Overall, a film well-made but overrated.
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7/10
CINEMATIC MASTERFULL FILM - NOT FOR THE AVERAGE PERSON
23 October 2023
This is not for everyone, it's certainly a journey of one character only. In a world that seems to be post-apocalyptic, like the end of the world, virus wiping people out and people are out for survival.

Masterfully made in every way, cinematography is brilliant, the color grade, the music, the amazing locations, excellent directing and just pure cinema brilliance, SO much happens in this film without dialogue - where most SLOW-PACED boring films that use a lot of dialogue tell NO STORY, here is an example of masterful storytelling with no dialogue and with 1-3 characters. (see my other reviews to understand) ROLF DE HEER does it again. This should win so many awards.

Warning this is NOT for the average audience - this is for lovers of cinema and are looking for a unique and cinematic and weird and wonderful experience.
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The Land (2021)
1/10
LAND OF NO STORY & NO HOPE
23 October 2023
Don't waste your time on this super typical Australiana film in the bush that has absolutely NO STORY, nothing really happens, it's boring, the pace is extremely slow, the color is so bland and depressing and the actors are not very good apart from the female lead.

No excuse for being a indie film, this really has NOTHING engaging, or interesting or really there isn't anything here to say.

The premise in the film has told in the synopsis - is that a guy comes back to see his mate and they talk about a rape they did 20 years ago - you would think something BIG would happen after that - nothing compelling, or thought-provoking, or emotional.

Completely unforgettable.
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Damage (2020)
6/10
DAMAGED EXECUTION BUT A NICE FILM
23 October 2023
This is a nice film with a nice idea about an Arab taxi driver refugee who picks up a woman who's lost or doesn't know where she's going. Basically 1 location film inside the car the whole time apart from a few scenes.

The film is engaging, and the non-actors are very good especially the old lady.

The music was good and some locations, but the photography looked amateur, and the color grade was off.

It has annoying glitch drone footage and other cut away stock footage which is distracting and takes away focus from the core story.

I felt the characters were good but not great, the Arab man was portrayed as being very rude and usually in that culture they would never treat an older lady with disrespect.

The problem I have with this particular film is that it is white washed in the storytelling and the culture. It's supposed to be a story about a refugee and Aussie woman with a culture clash and we learn about both their worlds. The story decided to focus more on flashbacks with Ali and his traumatic past in IRAQ and the war he faced losing possible loved ones.

I felt sorry for him but it DIDNT evoke any real emotion, it felt forced and contrived and it didn't come from a place of lived experience. Even if the Director who is of Anglo-Saxon background did research and uses real lived experience from the real actor - it didn't translate well, it was missing so much emotion - I should have been crying by the end or feeling something strong.

It can be dangerous telling other culture's stories as it sometimes fails and doesn't transcend the real world and trauma that middle eastern people face.

Overall, a really nice movie and I enjoyed it, but it should have been so much more.
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The Big Dog (2023)
4/10
SOME DOGS HAVE THEIR DAY
21 October 2023
Started off great, quirky dialogue, good characters, interesting world of financial guy mixed up with online dominatrix - (dominatrix) is misleading because there is NO SEX in this film nor is it sexy or anything.

Just a bunch of scenes with the main lead talking to a young girl online and getting off on her dominating him and spending his money.

This story is good until it gets to the last act and becomes really weird.

There's a lesson here about marriage and troubled suicidal son - but it's not executed correctly.

Its tries to be serious and funny but none of it quite lands and the refuses to go deeper and evoke any real emotions.

The film is shot well, and the actors are very good, the standout here if Felicity price with an award-winning performance.

Other than that, there isnt anything special.

An easy film to watch, better than 95 percent of any Aussie film made this year in 2023 so congrats to the team in actually having an engaging and interesting story for once.
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Petrol (2022)
1/10
NOT ENOUGH PETROL - CONGRATS SCREEN OZ & MIFF
21 October 2023
Probably the most boring film ever made.

The film forgot to add an interesting story, this film lacks substance and actually there is NO story.

This film is made well but thats it.

It tries to be arty and poetic, but it moves so slow, nothing really happens.

It really baffles me how bad films get made, Australia is on a roll this year with probably some of the worst films made.

We will never move get better if we let these filmmakers keep making films.

Im sorry Director these are the basics in story telling that you missed. 1. Tell a story that will resonate with people NOT a film for yourself - thats selfish and narsvcasstic.

2. Have something to say - tell an actual story - go back to story basics - 3 act structure, plot points, conflict, journey, resolution.

Where is the story, where is the conflict?

3. Make it interesting, compelling, evoke an emotion - fear, joy, love, fear etc.

Note: Spielberg isn't the most successful storyteller in the world because he put us to sleep and admit - how many of his films have you seen?

Stop trying to be a European in Australia - It doesn't resonate with our Audience.

I would have loved if you showed me more of the Russian culture something deep and meaningful and emotional.

The people at Screen Australia and MIFF need to be replaced and overhauled.
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Shadow (I) (2022)
8/10
BEAUTIFULLY PRESENTED - WITHOUT A SHADOW
21 October 2023
WOW - JUST WOW!!! Talk about Diversity and Inclusion this one wins.

This was a brave film with real disabled people doing an extraordinary job with acting in this great weird but whacky film that centers around holding a conference on disability for the disabled by the disabled.

There was nothing disabled in this film just the use of that word to me is now becoming ugly - these beautiful people showed what it's like to be treated differently and they showed how inhuman so called "NORMAL" people. Are.

The fact is that people who don't have any impairment are impaired in their behavior, they are more selfish and ruder and people with impalements are much kinder.

The film is shot beautifully and may in fact win the BEST INDIE FILM, a story well told with a brilliant cast of disabled actors.

Loved this film.

HIGHLLY RECOMMENDED.
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Limbo (II) (2023)
2/10
PLEASE ENOUGH IVAN - PLEASE STOP
17 October 2023
This film has NOTHING, it has no pulse, the story is so booooring and everyone talk very very slow and theres nothing compelling, nothing interesting, theres no conflict, no character development, no reason to make this film.

Anyone that says this is a haunting tale has brain damage or related to the film in some way.

The landscapes are magnificent and the cinematography is just beatiful.

I love Simon Baker but just wasted here.

Screen Australia and Screen Agencies please STOP giving funds to people who make bad films just because there are Aboriginal people.

I am a person of color and I'm begging people to stop.

There are so many cultures in Australia and suburbs with stories that are underrepresented.

I am done with the slow Australian paced films.

You are creating more hatred from the Aussie audiences, there only like 1 percent of the population who would watch this.

This is a box office fail, if you are trying to make arty films for yourself that's fine, but this is NOT for a big audience, and you are only making films now to try and win awards.

Its time to let the next generation if film-makers make some films, and let them have the funds.

I understand that there is an agenda that you should have Australiana films but this is just ripping off the tax-payers.

A huge overhaul is needed at Screen Australia, stop giving your friends money and stop being corrupt because there is no way that when you read 90 percent of the scripts that you would greenlight them.

Having lived in the states for some time now and having done coverage for the studios I can assure you none of the screenplays that get greenlit here would ever get made in the states.

The reason is marketability, Australia fails even to compete with New Zealand a smaller nation.

Please stop making films like this unless you make them with your own money.
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