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joemcintosh
IMDb member since September 2006
I love bad movies.
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The Maize: The Movie (2004)
could've been rated PG
11 September 2006 - 6 out of 6 users found this review helpful.
My friend Zac rented this movie free of charge since his mom works at a rental store. I still feel ripped off, since I won't ever be able to get those 100 minutes of my life back. Having watched the first "Dark Harvest" the night prior to this viewing, I expected to at least see a crappy remake of the first film. Wrong.
There isn't a single scarecrow in the movie (unless you count the one of the cover of the box), nor are there any real death scenes. The movie got its R rating from an 8 year old girl screaming "god d**n" at her father.
There is no amount of tequila that could make this movie bearable. Believe me, we tried.
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